Tuba Jokes

[LU-Brasser]

the shortest tube joke: Go two Tubisten at a bar past.....

Why do tuba players in their whole life play never hide? None would look for it.

excuse me, my bad English...

[amgray]

The problem is that the first Tuba player would need the sectional brain to find a hiding place. This would leave the searching Tuba -ist without the wherewithall to seek!! :P

[NottinghamFlorist]

How do you mend a broken tuba?
with a tuba glue :lol: :lol:

[Curiosity_Kills]

What's the range of a Tuba

2" if you have a good arm

[JessopSmythe]

What's a Tuba for?








About 1.5" by 3.5", unless you ask for a full cut :D

[Naomi McFadyen]

:shock: omg these are worse than drummer jokes!!!!

[Okiedokie of Oz]

the shortest tube joke: Go two Tubisten at a bar past.....



I think I've heard the english equivalent....

Two tuba players walked past a bar.....
Well it could happen!!