What do we win?

[Sellers_Bird]

any ideas yet BIg Boc?

[BOC Brother]

Details of the prize awarded to the winner will be made public in due course.

[groovy]

Winner? What? What did we win? What did I miss? I'm confused is this the quiz task?

[WhatSharp?]

I didn't know we were in it to win it!

oh well!

[Jo Elson]

You 've got to be in it to win it!

[HBB]

Nice to see you ...


*OK, lets please not start a catchphrase thread :(*

[Jo Elson]

Glad to see someone missed me! :D
Been revising for my exam i had this morning, an then there was the football on sunday when i did have to join in the festivities an get slightly merry-it had to be done!

[HBB]

*Works out if she realises what she's done, and wonders if she totally missed the emphasis on my post* ? :lol: :? :lol:

[Jo Elson]

She did think about that but then decided why try an be anything but a blonde!


Don't try an be something you aren't! :wink:

[HBB]

:lol:... <bitchy> Works for some people </bitchy>

[Jo Elson]

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

[HBB]

eeee oooooo aahhh aahhh, ting tang walla walla bing bang, oooooo eeee oooooo aaaah ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang... :D

[super_sop]

Grease is the word dude

[HBB]

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way
Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day
I don't drink, or swear, I don't rat my hair, I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers, would you pull that **** with Annette?
As for you, Troy Donohue, I know what you wanna do,
You got your crust, I'm no object of lust, I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis, let me be, Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool now you're starting to drool
Hey
Fangool
I'm Sandra Dee

[super_sop]

Guess mine is not the first heart broken, my eyes are not the first to
cry
I'm not the first to know, there's just no gettin' over you

Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you

My head is saying "fool, forget him", my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you

[HBB]

Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!


We'll get some overhead lifters, and four barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll see you get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that ain't **** when we'll be gettin' lots of tit in greased lightnin'

Chorus:

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'


We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin'


chorus repeats 2x

[super_sop]

I spend my days just mooning,
so sad and blue,
so sad and blue I spend my nights just mooning,
all over you (all over who?)
Oh I'm so full of love, as any fool can see
Cause ages up above, have hung the moon on me
(Why must you go) why must I go on mooning,
so all alone (so all alone)
There would be no (there would be no) more mooning,
if you would call me (I've found a phone)
I'm lying by myself in bed, I cry and give myself the red eye
Mooning over you I'll stay behind
(you'll stay behind) you mooning forevermore (forevermore)
Someday you'll find (someday we'll find)
me mooning at your front door (at my front door)
Oh, everyday at school I want ya, always will until I got ya
Mooning too (there's a moon up tonight)

[HBB]

come on babe why don't we paint the town
and all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down.
and all that jazz.
start the car, I know a whoopee spot,
where the gin is cold but the piano is hot.
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz.
Slick you hair and wear you buckle shoes
and all that jazz.
I hear that father dipp is gonna blow the blues.
and all that jazz.
Hold on hun were gonna bunny hug,
I bought some asprin, down at united drug
In case you shake apart, and want a brand new start,
to do that jazz.

and all that jazz.

and all that jazz.
It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz.

Listen your husband isn't home is he.
No her husband is not at home.
Find a glass were playing fast and loose
And all that jazz.
Right up here is where I store the juice.
And all that jazz.
Come on babe were gonna brush the sky,
I betcha lucky lindy
Never flew so high

'cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that jazz?

Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake

And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters
break

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!

C'mon babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz!
company.
Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz

Oh, shey's gonna shimmy till her garters
break

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!

no, I'm no one's wife
But, oh I love my life
And all that jazz!

That jazz!

[super_sop]

[ROXIE]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady raking in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They('re) gonna recognize my eyes
My hair my teeth my boobs my nose

From just some dumb mechanics wife
I'm gonna be Roxie
Who says that murder's not an art?

And who in case she doesn't hang
Can say she started with a bang?
Roxie Hart!

Boys...

[BOYS]
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see

[ROXIE]
Roxie
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
'Good luck to ya,'

[BOYS]
Roxie

[ROXIE]
And I'll appear
In a lavalier that goes
All the way down to my waist

[BOYS]
Here a ring,
There a ring,
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling

[ROXIE]
But always in the best of taste!

(spoken)
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the audience loves me!
And I love them
And they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me
And we love each other
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid

[BOYS]
She's given up her hum drum life

[ROXIE]
I'm gonna be sing it

[BOYS]
Roxie
She made a scandal and a start

[ROXIE]
And Sophie Tucker will ****
I know
To see her name get billed below
Roxie Hart

[BOYS]
Roxie...
Roxie...
Roxie...
Roxie...
Rox-ie...
Roxie...
Roxie...

[HBB]

What did I start :shock:

Long one this ...


[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!

[ANNOUNCER]
And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
(4X)

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
(2X)

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[HUNYAK (Spoken in Hungarian)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but di you do it?

[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!

[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[VELMA]
But if I done it
[GIRLS]
But if she done it
[VELMA]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[VELMA]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[VELMA]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[MONA(Spoken)]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!

[super_sop]

a slight change in theme!
There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

[HBB]

Nope!! Totally stumped me there! :D

[groovy]

Cue head shaking in despair at above outbursts....

[HBB]

It kept us entertained! :D

[WhatSharp?]

You 've got to be in it to win it!

and this implies what exactly? (or is this a clue as to your nomiation!) :D :wink:

[groovy]

maybe out prize could be a tmp T-shirt syaing "BOC BRO WINNER!" on it!
Or a mug.

Or a mousemat.

[WhatSharp?]

or some of Rogers fine arrangments?

[HBB]

I'm loving the BOC Bro T-Shirt Idea (almost forgot the r there!!)

[Jo Elson]

You 've got to be in it to win it!

and this implies what exactly? (or is this a clue as to your nomiation!) :D :wink:
It didn't mean anything, it was just you said you did not realise you were in it to win it an i just felt a catchphrase coming on!

[Jo Elson]

a slight change in theme!


I dreamed a dream in time gone by
................................................

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

*whole house begins to cry in theatrical way, then the new take offs of abba jump out of the bedroom in flares an glittery clothes:

I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh

Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you

Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.

I've been angry and sad about things that you do
I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through
And when you go, when you slam the door
I think you know that you won't be away too long
You know that I'm not that strong.
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh

Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you

Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.

[WhatSharp?]

You 've got to be in it to win it!

and this implies what exactly? (or is this a clue as to your nomiation!) :D :wink:
It didn't mean anything, it was just you said you did not realise you were in it to win it an i just felt a catchphrase coming on!

OOOH! sorry just being paranoid with all these nomiations and what not!

[Jo Elson]

Tis fine, an i was referring to the quiz anyway as BB said we could use the entries as normal entries. But i understand as BB is having an evil streak an wants people to have to wait til the morning! :evil:

[WhatSharp?]

NO ABBA PLEASE AARGH!

Grease was BAD enough!

----------------------------------------------------

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

[WhatSharp?]

It's Karioke (or however you spell it) night in the BOC Brother house!

[Jo Elson]

Abba rules
Making somebody happy is a question of give and take
You can learn how to show it so come on, give yourself a break
Every smile and every little touch
Don’t you know that they mean so much
Sweet sweet kisses so tender
Always will return to sender

Like a bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Love is a tune you hum-de-hum-hum
So give it away, I think you’ll learn
You’ll get love in return
So bang, a boom-a-boomerang is love
A boom-a-boomerang is love

Love is always around and you can look for it anywhere
When you feel that you’ve found it my advice is to take good care
Never use it as a selfish tool
Never ever be such a fool
Every feeling you’re showing
Is a boomerang you’re throwing

Yes a bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Love is a tune you hum-de-hum-hum
So give it away, I think you’ll learn
You’ll get love in return
So bang, a boom-a-boomerang is love

And if you’re warm and tender
I’ll kiss you, return to sender
Please surrender

Bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang is love
A boom-a-boomerang is love

[2nd man down]

Oh and I brought some flares too!! Fan-tastic!!!

Check out my fake bjorn beard!!

[HBB]

ell, you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back, and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah

/ E - / A7 - E - / A7 - E - - - /

Well, you're slim and you're weak
You got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl

{Refrain}
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

/ G - A - E - - - / /

Well, you're built like a car
You got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah

Well, you're an untamed youth
That's the truth, with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl

{Refrain}

Well, you're windy and wild
You got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah

Well, you're built like a car
You got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl

{Refrain}

Well, you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back, and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah

Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl

{Refrain}

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on


The most bizarre lyrics every written! :D

[WhatSharp?]

When I was a boy just about the eight-a grade
Mama used to say, "Don't stay out-a late
With the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool
Guiseppe going to flunk-a school"

Boy it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a-get-a no kicks, I always go to follow rules
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feelin' like a fool
And-a mama used to say all-a time

What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face

That's-a my mama, I can remember

Soon-a come a day gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies, get-a myself a new car
But still I be myself, I don't want-a to change a t'ing
Still a-dance and a-sing
I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say

[Seedhouse]

Should we arrange a themed karaoke evening?
I feel i've missed out on all of this :cry:

[HBB]

Our special guest being....

http://www.zvdk.nl/razor/karaoke.jpg

:lol:

[2nd man down]

Who is it...Gerupta Singh??

[Seedhouse]

AND WHY IS IT IN GERMAN :?
Maybe his next target? :?

[PeterBale]

AND WHY IS IT IN GERMAN :?
Maybe his next target? :?

Sorry to disillusion you, Alex, but it isn't German - it could be Dutch or Afrikaans, with the double A's, but I'm not sure. As for the housemates' skills at karaoke and remembering lyrics, I feel another fiendish challenge coming on :twisted:

[HBB]

Please don't speak about German .......... :o :x

[Seedhouse]

Courtesy of Jan_h it's in Dutch! (Cheers mate!)
But still why would an arab channel be in Dutch!? :?