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TheMusicMan
26.04.2003, 01:09
Please nominate which thread - in your opinion - has been the 'Funniest Thread' on tMP during the last 6 months i.e. a complete thread.

Please ensure you make absolutely clear which thread you nominate. Please use the 'quote' function where possible. We need to be clear about your choice.

To make your nomination, please simply reply to this thread or to nominate anonymously simply PM John, Roger, Rach, Neal or Ian who will then add your nomination to the list.

twigglet
26.04.2003, 17:48
I don't remember the name of the thread but the one that started the really bad poetry off, it was very amusing

sudcornet
26.04.2003, 18:14
Had a giggle at Fishta's post about the Iraqi Information Minister.
Sud

Roger Thorne
26.04.2003, 20:34
I don't remember the name of the thread but the one that started the really bad poetry off, it was very amusing
I've got to put my hand up to that one . . . but I think Frisp should be nominated though for the laughs he has given us with his limericks.

So my vote goes to Frisp

:wink:

dyl
26.04.2003, 21:45
I agree - it just has to be the limerick thread!

But if i wins - that won't be an excuse to start it off again! ;)

Salli
27.04.2003, 00:59
My vote goes to The Music Man for the rather inebrieated Audley Brass Thread
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http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?t=800

Haven't laughed so much for ages.
:lol: :lol:

neiltwist
27.04.2003, 03:21
I think 'composers r us' is a crackin name for a post!

HBB
27.04.2003, 13:43
Cheers Matey ................... I like the Moderators one .... when everyone abstained ... you boring lot of people! :P

HBB
27.04.2003, 13:44
I don't remember the name of the thread but the one that started the really bad poetry off, it was very amusing
I've got to put my hand up to that one . . . but I think Frisp should be nominated though for the laughs he has given us with his limericks.

So my vote goes to Frisp

:wink:

Yep .... thats where my vote lies ....... (what have we started??)

Keppler
28.04.2003, 13:51
Well the old ones are usually the best, but sometimes the new ones are good too..

It's with this in mind that I'm nominating our very own 6 months live "best picture" thread

All the guys at work are looking at me strangely.

http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?t=947

frisp
30.04.2003, 02:16
I don't remember the name of the thread but the one that started the really bad poetry off, it was very amusing
I've got to put my hand up to that one . . . but I think Frisp should be nominated though for the laughs he has given us with his limericks.

So my vote goes to Frisp

:wink:

Yep .... thats where my vote lies ....... (what have we started??)

I've been so well behaved for such a long time, but since you insist....

These awards are a nice bit of fun
Jan, my elephant, does like her bun
She sucks it right down
With her trunk smacks the clown
Billy Smart's Circus is the best one

I do like to come here and look
You learn things that aren't in a book
The posters seem sound
'tho I think I have found
Just chill and watch trout in a brook

and completely, absolutely finally-

Virtual awards are a laugh
I nominate sat in the bath
Roger knows all
Benny's a ball
..but guess who just kissed that giraffe

[exits stage left, guiltily, with a hint of a smile] :?

Aidan
30.04.2003, 13:04
:roll: err.. soz.. do you want that giraffe back now? :oops:

frisp
30.04.2003, 14:20
Note to self:-

Don't mix gin and computer.

Apologies to all :oops:

davidquinlan
30.04.2003, 15:00
Mr Frisp,

I had no idea you were such a talented poet!!

:P

Nat
30.04.2003, 16:14
mine goes to the daft poetry one too and can we include that one that mr frisp just made up? :D

Nat
30.04.2003, 16:15
i dont mean that its bad its just funny!! :oops:

HBB
30.04.2003, 19:30
Virtual awards are a laugh
I nominate sat in the bath
Roger knows all
Benny's a ball
..but guess who just kissed that giraffe

[exits stage left, guiltily, with a hint of a smile] :?


No ... I'm more of a Goal Post meself! :P..... very spontaneous! .... but funny .....


definately Frisp! ............ (Please can we have your rendition of "THe Man From Nuntucket" ....????? pretty please with tMP moderators on top???)

Ben ;)

frisp
01.05.2003, 01:03
Sorry Ben, the real version of Man from Nantucket is not suitable for a public bulletin board-and the mods would ban me-it's funny tho' :evil:

neiltwist
01.05.2003, 01:09
pm then!

Fishsta
01.05.2003, 01:14
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who poured all his lager into a bucket,
He put it to freeze
Alongside his peas
Now it's a popsicle and I'd like to suck it.

frisp
01.05.2003, 01:31
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who poured all his lager into a bucket,
He put it to freeze
Alongside his peas
Now it's a popsicle and I'd like to suck it.

Close!

On the subject of 'Mr. Frisp' tho'

There is only one Mr. Frisp
He's related I have to insist
I'm not old, just sad
Mister must be my Dad
From now on please leave it at 'frisp' :wink:

frisp
01.05.2003, 01:32
I promised to stop ages ago and the voices are making me do it again....

Heather
01.05.2003, 15:21
Frisp, you've just won my vote.....when do they let you out of the asylum??

The Judge
01.05.2003, 22:00
Frisp, you've just won my vote.....when do they let you out of the asylum??


Heather, you've hit on a touchy subject there. I'm afraid Frisp hasn't been taking his medication recently which has resulted in a relapse. These relapses involve manic behaviour, and the overwhelming urge to write limericks whilst drinking. He also ends up with the same facial expression as his avatar. His friends would like to help him but he says he'll only stop the limericks if we pay him a large amount of money. Please send any donations to him directly at:

Ballabonkers asylum
Isle of Man
IM2 MAD

I've had a word on his doctors and nurses, and they will make sure he gets anything that's sent.

HBB
01.05.2003, 22:50
E-mail recieved on 01-05-03

To: ballabonkers_asylum@nutcase.org.uk
Cc: straight.jackets@strage_tendancies.com

Subject: Donations

Dear Mrs. Weirdo,

I would like to give Frisp a total of 40!

Please make him stop wirting limericks. I cannae take anymore! :D

Yours Sincerely

Mr. HomocidalBenyBoy ;) :D:D:D:D:D:D