iancwilx aka ..............

[steve butler]

In a similar vein to a recent thread started while I was sunning myself in Jamaica, my very good mate iancwilx (wilky) has set sail on a cruise for the next week or two. I thought it would be nice to surprise him on his return with a similar degree of embarrassment and pleasure?

So I would like people to suggest other alias's for the great man.

Having just had a look at Ians "player profile" I'll kick off with my starter for 10 (I have plenty more :D ) ......

Peter Sutcliffe

Believe me mods Ian has a great sense of humour and won't be offended.

[Blossom]

Peter Sutcliffe !!!! The Yorkshire Ripper !!! You must be sick

[steve butler]

Blossom, view Ians public profile and look at the picture.
I'm not saying he's a mass murderer :wink: just looks similar

[Blossom]

Blossom, view Ians public profile and look at the picture.
I'm not saying he's a mass murderer :wink: just looks similar

I know what his public profile looks like but I repeat "you must be sick" to make this suggestion in the first place.

[PowerRanger]

I don't want to spoil this thread in any way, but i think Blossom has a point. Unfortunately in this very PC world we live in today some people may be offended by your 1st alias. Just bear in mind that Peter Sutcliffe's victims were from the heart of Brass Banding and there may well be relatives of the victims connected with bands, or possibly even read this forum!
As you said "Ian has a great sense of humor and won't be offended", but others might.
Perhaps a fresh starter? (seeing as you have plenty more) ;)

What was that MP called that used to advertise dog food (chum?)

[steve butler]

No, if the general concensus is that this thread is in bad taste (I was simply refering to a visual likeness) then I would rather it was just locked. I will confine my exchanges with Ian to our regular PM's and Emails in future. I apologise once more for any offence caused.

[Mesmerist]

Well I think both Ian and Steve are proper gents and regular diamonds on tmp with their many many funny posts and (occasional sensible ones).

I think they are the modern version of Eric and Ernie as I can so easily picture both of them skipping along and kicking up their heels singing "bring me sunshine...)

And even the grand Mr JP must approve as they have both done Championship so no pasting either of them please...

[Blossom]

I don't want to spoil this thread in any way, but i think Blossom has a point. Unfortunately in this very PC world we live in today some people may be offended by your 1st alias. Just bear in mind that Peter Sutcliffe's victims were from the heart of Brass Banding and there may well be relatives of the victims connected with bands, or possibly even read this forum!


EXACTLY - THANKYOU.

[Mesmerist]

Well I am going to stick up for Mr B who is an excellent man behind the scenes, very kind and sensitive and who would do anything for anyone. The last thing he would ever intend is to cause any upset to anyone and he and Ian go back years and are best of friends. Yes maybe an unfortunate comparison but come on lighten up here please.

[Blossom]

No, if the general concensus is that this thread is in bad taste (I was simply refering to a visual likeness) then I would rather it was just locked. I will confine my exchanges with Ian to our regular PM's and Emails in future. I apologise once more for any offence caused.


Apology accepted, thankyou.

[killer]

Well I think both Ian and Steve are proper gents and regular diamonds on tmp with their many many funny posts and (occasional sensible ones).

I think they are the modern version of Eric and Ernie as I can so easily picture both of them skipping along and kicking up their heels singing "bring me sunshine...)

And even the grand Mr JP must approve as they have both done Championship so no pasting either of them please...


Couldnt have put it any better. this world of pc is no place for you Butler :)

[Mesmerist]

Well as this is a thread all about the fine chap known as wilky can I say that I would love it if he played in my band as he sounds fun to be around (and a good player as a bonus). Hope you had a nice cruise Mr W.

[killer]

Well as this is a thread all about the fine chap known as wilky can I say that I would love it if he played in my band as he sounds fun to be around (and a good player as a bonus). Hope you had a nice cruise Mr W.


You may regret saying that,,,,,, He may sound fun but he doesnt sound good when he plays ...I sat in front of him for two years oh my god.

mind you, having to put up with Butler is an achievement in itself !!!

Ian c wilx is a god in my eyes xxxx

[steve butler]

You may regret saying that,,,,,, He may sound fun but he doesnt sound good when he plays ...I sat in front of him for two years oh my god.

mind you, having to put up with Butler is an achievement in itself !!!

Ian c wilx is a god in my eyes xxxx
Would that god be Budha? :biggrin:

Wahey back on topic iancwilx aka bassbudha (I suppose I'll have the buddhist brigade on my back now :rolleyes: )

PS What do you mean "having to put up with Butler"?? :mad:

[Mesmerist]

[quote=steve butler;598354]Would that god be Budha? :biggrin:

As a practising Buddhist I take great exception to you making a joke out of being a little portly. Just because you may be built like a string bean do not mock the fattys here.

p.s. Am on a diet as of today and am extremely hungry and naggy especially as Himself has ordered a curry.:mad: .
pps Am joking for those with HFD (humour failure disorder):)

ppps I like a more rotund figure on a man!!!!

[steve butler]

[quote=steve butler;598354]Would that god be Budha? :biggrin:

As a practising Buddhist
Buddhist, flugelist, mesmerist, dietist, list goes on.
Ist ther nowt tha canst do lass?

[Mesmerist]

Could be a compulsive story teller?

Is Mr W on the tubby side then?

[steve butler]

Is that a question for PC Butler? eh?

He happens to be perfectly formed, dainty little feet, very well developed thighs (that have felt the soothing effect of my supple fingers on accasion), just a hint of extra flesh (not a bad thing) around his middle, and forearms like Popeye.
iancwilx aka Popeye (he used to smoke a pipe)

[Mesmerist]

He sounds irresistible!

iancwikx aka the gorgeous one

Ps I didn`t know you were really called Percy Cordelius Butler. Fine name for a fine man...

[Robhibberd29]

[quote=Mesmerist;598393]
Buddhist, flugelist, mesmerist, dietist, list goes on.
Ist ther nowt tha canst do lass?

Mesmerist can probably do anything ending in "ist" Mr B ;-)

I bet she can't speak proper Yarkshi like me n thee n Wilky :-)

[Mesmerist]

[quote=Robhibberd29;598438I bet she can't speak proper Yarkshi like me n thee n Wilky

I can see the beginnings of another controversial thread here - "yer cannot ave an opinion on anything t`do wit Brass Banding unless yer speak proper Yarkshi..."

And welcome back our Rob. And yes of course I can do anything ending in "ist". I am a woman!!!

[killer]

[quote=Robhibberd29;598438I bet she can't speak proper Yarkshi like me n thee n Wilky

I can see the beginnings of another controversial thread here - "yer cannot ave an opinion on anything t`do wit Brass Banding unless yer speak proper Yarkshi..."

And welcome back our Rob. And yes of course I can do anything ending in "ist". I am a woman!!!

well Tha may bea woman, but thas neh a yarkshi lass ! orathi ? if thi int, then keep thi gob shut.

Anyway i,m not liking this thread anymore its too controversial, i think my contributions would be better suited to "Band Geeks", and another thing heres proof that top players do contribute to TMP (thats me Butler, not you):D

[steve butler]

[quote

Anyway i,m not liking this thread anymore its too controversial, i think my contributions would be better suited to "Band Geeks", and another thing heres proof that top players do contribute to TMP (thats me Butler, not you):D[/quote]
Well there you have it........

Killer aka....

Euph player exraordinaire
North of England area band relations spokesman.
Bald Eagle
"One Voice"
Mr Motivator
Band Geek of the year 2008
:biggrin:

[killer]

[quote

Anyway i,m not liking this thread anymore its too controversial, i think my contributions would be better suited to "Band Geeks", and another thing heres proof that top players do contribute to TMP (thats me Butler, not you):D
Well there you have it........

Killer aka....

Euph player exraordinaire
North of England area band relations spokesman.
Bald Eagle
"One Voice"
Mr Motivator
Band Geek of the year 2008
:biggrin:[/quote]


Your a class act Mr B, Thanks for cheering me up.:clap: . {Bit over the top with North of England area band relations spokesman ) please dont re post anything on that thread !!! best forgotten, in fact I,m off to the finals in drag baring in mind how popular i am.

Anyway,,,, get back on thread, its Wilky we,re slagging off,,,,, ooops i mean talking about,, not me and you.

[Mesmerist]

[quote=Mesmerist;598678]

well Tha may bea woman, but thas neh a yarkshi lass ! orathi ? if thi int, then keep thi gob shut.:D


Ah... so now there are 3 Yorkshire musketeers? aka messieurs B, K and W?
Or is Mr Killer only a junior as his instrument is far smaller?:biggrin:

[steve butler]

[quote=killer;598789]


Ah... so now there are 3 Yorkshire musketeers? aka messieurs B, K and W?
Or is Mr Killer only a junior as his instrument is far smaller?:biggrin:
:clap:

It is very small

And yes he is only a junior bandsman, not quite got the "experience" of Eric and Ernie ;)

Iancwilx aka Ernie (he drove the fastest milk cart in the West)

[killer]

[quote=Mesmerist;598800]
:clap:

It is very small

And yes he is only a junior bandsman, not quite got the "experience" of Eric and Ernie ;)

Iancwilx aka Ernie (he drove the fastest milk cart in the West)


How rude of you all ..:mad: But you are correct, ....i am very young.

[Mesmerist]

[quote=steve butler;598801]


How rude of you all ..:mad: But you are correct, ....i am very young.

From what I have read you may be little but you can sure annoy a lot of people! :)

Sorry! this is about the big boy talent that is Mr W aka the scorpion king

[steve butler]

From what I have read you may be little but you can sure annoy a lot of people! :)
Look, my friend can't help being VERY small, or that at such a young age he shoots his mouth at times, but its not big and clever to pick on him! ALRIGHT?







:eek: ;) :mad:

[Mesmerist]

OOOOOO! I love it when you come over all Big Bass Chappie! So out of character from the soft woosie you normally are!

Aka Mr B and Mr W - Bonnie langford and Lionel Blair - a nifty pair of foot tappers!!!

[Robhibberd29]

I was going to ask why I don't qualify as a Yarkshi musketeer but if it means I'm going to be compared to Lionel Blair or the like it's probably for the best he he :-D

[Robhibberd29]

[quote=Robhibberd29;598438I bet she can't speak proper Yarkshi like me n thee n Wilky

I can see the beginnings of another controversial thread here - "yer cannot ave an opinion on anything t`do wit Brass Banding unless yer speak proper Yarkshi..."

And welcome back our Rob. And yes of course I can do anything ending in "ist". I am a woman!!!

Me? controversial? perish the thought! Are you trying to imply that I didn't know you're a woman Mezzy? ;-)

[Mesmerist]

No Rob you must have missed the charming thread about how if you have never played in a championship band then perhaps your opinions on bands count for nothing. To be fair It wasn`t started by a yorkshire man.

You are far too nice to be involved in such goings on.

[Robhibberd29]

No Rob you must have missed the charming thread about how if you have never played in a championship band then perhaps your opinions on bands count for nothing. To be fair It wasn`t started by a yorkshire man.

You are far too nice to be involved in such goings on.

I think I know the thread you're referring to Mezzy, I was just being devil's advocate ;)

When does Ernie (I mean Wilky) get back from his little jaunt then?

[steve butler]

When does Ernie (I mean Wilky) get back from his little jaunt then?
The great seafaring explorer - iancwilx aka Captain Blackbeard (name changed just in case :wink:) gets back a week tomorrow, ready for a lads (?)night out on the town.

[Robhibberd29]

Well I hope he appreciates this Butleresque thread upon his return!

[steve butler]

So the great explorer is cruising back up the Leeds Liverpool canal after the great expedition to lands exotic and mystical.
Iancwilx aka - Walter Raleigh.
Apparently he's returned with a sack full of taties and a mountain bike!
How I look forward to (with nervous anticipation) seeing the wondrous gifts he has for me.
He did promise to bring me something "glamourous" - I hope its not a couple of taties!

[iancwilx]

Well I'm back, and I can't stop laughing - what a hilarious thread.
Mr Butler has excelled himself.
Re: Eric and Ernie, I'm definitely the shortish one as Butler is a tall skinny "Effort".

AND, Killer, you might rightly denigrate my dubious playing abilities, (Who could forget my "Tubby the Tuba?) but it was you your goodself who was the master of the ""Fast Semiquaver Technique" of hitting the first of every group and waggling tour fingers for the rest - I must admit it did work a treat on several occasions.
It is also difficult to play correctly whilst trying to fend off the guy on your left who is constantly trying to stroke your thigh !!
Also I sometimes had trouble following the baton as I couldn't see it for the daylight reflecting into my eyes off your naked scalp in front of me.
I learnt many tricks and scams from you Killer old boy for which I am grateful !

I have brought back Mr Butler a present of a souvenier antique thumbscrew from a medieval Spanish Inquisition Torture Chamber.
I am sure his inventive mind will enable him to have many happy hours of excrutiating pain if applied to the more daring and imaginative areas of the nether regions.
It adds a whole new perspective to the word "Screw"

It's good to be back in the Mad, Mad, World of tmp's finest.

- Wilkie

[steve butler]

Well I'm back, and I can't stop laughing - what a hilarious thread.
Mr Butler has excelled himself.
Re: Eric and Ernie, I'm definitely the shortish one as Butler is a tall skinny "Effort".

AND, Killer, you might rightly denigrate my dubious playing abilities, (Who could forget my "Tubby the Tuba?) but it was you your goodself who was the master of the ""Fast Semiquaver Technique" of hitting the first of every group and waggling tour fingers for the rest - I must admit it did work a treat on several occasions.
It is also difficult to play correctly whilst trying to fend off the guy on your left who is constantly trying to stroke your thigh !!
Also I sometimes had trouble following the baton as I couldn't see it for the daylight reflecting into my eyes off your naked scalp in front of me.
I learnt many tricks and scams from you Killer old boy for which I am grateful !

I have brought back Mr Butler a present of a souvenier antique thumbscrew from a medieval Spanish Inquisition Torture Chamber.
I am sure his inventive mind will enable him to have many happy hours of excrutiating pain if applied to the more daring and imaginative areas of the nether regions.
It adds a whole new perspective to the word "Screw"

It's good to be back in the Mad, Mad, World of tmp's finest.

- Wilkie
:clap: :biggrin:
Welcome back my buxom buddy, oh how I howled with laughter at the above (Mary thought I was having some sort of fit!)
I look forward with relish to playing with my new "toy".

I had forgotten how offputting Killers shiny bonce was... :p .. oh no I feel another fit coming on.