scary stuff

[Mesmerist]

What is the thing you find most scary?:eek:

For me it would probably be finding an australian spider in my shower...

(the accent would be a real giveaway)

[The Wherryman]

I thought all spiders were Australian, which is why they walk upside down.

[Mesmerist]

I thought all spiders were Australian, which is why they walk upside down.

No its only the ones large enough to carry cans of Fosters that do that!

[The Wherryman]

So that's why they p*ss all over my bed! Now, that's scary...

[Mesmerist]

Yeah mate and when they start snoring lying on their backs with those long hairy legs waving about...
oh don`t I`m going to have nightmares...



ps that was a poor attempt at an aussie accent. sorry!

[The Wherryman]

Are we still talking about spiders?

[Mesmerist]

Whatever scares you...

[The Wherryman]

When I was a very small boy my older sister used to tell me creepy ghost stories before I went to bed. That would terrify me and I'd hide under the bed covers.

As I grew older, I stopped believing in ghosts and slept better.

Now I'm grown up, some of my best friends are ghosts - that scares me :redface:

[Mesmerist]

I`ve seen 2 ghosts. One was my granny so that was fine but the other was a small stocky old man which was terrifying. He was stood at the end of my bed glaring at me. I never ever slept in that room again and left the cottage not long after (so did the person after me, she lasted 4 weeks).

[The Wherryman]

I wondered where you went...

I'm scared of heights - not so much the height (I'm OK in aircraft etc) but I get very uncomfortable feelings of compulsion to see if I can fly (some might even encourage me to do so!)