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JessopSmythe
14.11.2003, 11:33
An Englishman, an Irishman and an American are stood on top of the Empire State building after a night on the lash. The American turns to the others and says

"If you're drunk enough, you can jump of here, fly all the way round and land back on this balcony"

"Don't be stupid" replies the Irishman.

"OK, I'll prove it" Says the American before jumping off, flying 2 laps and making a perfect landing infront of his astonished friends.

"Wow, I'll have a go at that" Says the Irish man.

Standing on the railings he leaps off, flapping his arms and plunges do his death on the pavement below.

The englishman turns to the American and says....









"You're a horrible sod when you're p***ed, Superman"
Seedhouse
14.11.2003, 14:42
:lol: Nice!
super_sop
14.11.2003, 14:44
LOL :lol: :lol:
Jo Elson
14.11.2003, 23:00
Very Good-and it was clean!!!
Euph-Bari
14.11.2003, 23:10
off topic sorry - luv the avatar super_sop!
JessopSmythe
14.11.2003, 23:12
Of course it was clean. What else would you expect from me? :dunno
HBB
15.11.2003, 21:09
Please tell me that's a rhetorical question!!!! :D
Jo Elson
16.11.2003, 18:54
Of course it was clean. What else would you expect from me? :dunno
It's probably best I don't answer that one! :bounce
bagpuss
16.11.2003, 21:13
Of course it was clean. What else would you expect from me? :dunno
It's probably best I don't answer that one! :bounce


It's DEFINITELY better if I don't answer that, as I was best man at Jessop's wedding and have been on many holidays with him and his ball and chain.

Puss
JessopSmythe
16.11.2003, 21:18
Come on Mods, help me out here, surely this is defamation of character?
bagpuss
16.11.2003, 22:22
It can't possibly be defamation of character:

Firstly, what is being said must be untrue!!!
Secondly, you have to have a character that can be defamed before some one can defame it!! As I recall, your character (and possibly even parentage) have been called into question by better people than me!!!!

Puss Puss
Roger Thorne
16.11.2003, 22:34
Come on Mods, help me out here, surely this is defamation of character?
I think you'll have to promise to buy the mods a few beers first!

:wink:
Keppler
17.11.2003, 09:48
I agree about the defamation of character! Superman was a lovely chap!
PeterBale
17.11.2003, 10:37
I agree about the defamation of character! Superman was a lovely chap!

What do you mean "was" :?: :wink: :lol:
Keppler
17.11.2003, 10:43
well he was before he got a tv series... then he turned into a ponce..
Jo Elson
17.11.2003, 10:55
I agree about the defamation of character! Superman was a lovely chap!
Unlucky Piers.
bigmamabadger
17.11.2003, 19:42
As I recall, your character (and possibly even parentage) have been called into question by better people than me!!!!

Puss Puss

Yeah? You've met his Dad though. There is no way Jessop-Smythe is not the son of his father. Apart from the religious leanings they might be clones...
And his dad has been known to tell dirty jokes, he just didn't know they were dirty, bless 'im!

Jessop-Smythe is a potty-mouth. :roll:
Big Sister Badger