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andyp
21.03.2007, 08:11
In the style of the tMP Dictionary, but the other way round, i.e. give a definition that doesn't (yet) have a word to go with it, then the next person gives the word and another definition, etc...

I'll start....

- The feeling you get when you realise you should have come in half a bar ago.....

PeterBale
21.03.2007, 08:55
In the style of the tMP Dictionary, but the other way round, i.e. give a definition that doesn't (yet) have a word to go with it, then the next person gives the word and another definition, etc...

I'll start....

- The feeling you get when you realise you should have come in half a bar ago.....

How about: havimisseditosis?


The propensity for players of large instruments to belittle those at the top end of the band

steve butler
21.03.2007, 09:07
honesty

The propensity for players with small instruments to drool at big boys

andyp
21.03.2007, 19:25
Bassis Envy :biggrin:

The feeling a conductor gets when he realises he just beat too many/ to few beats in the bar...

DaveR
21.03.2007, 22:24
Percussionalia :tongue:

The sinking feeling you get during a major solo when you realise your 1st valve slide is full of water...

andyp
22.03.2007, 12:17
Bubblisteriapanicosis.

The explosive noise caused by coughing, belching, sneezing and breathing in simultaneously.

steve butler
22.03.2007, 13:31
vibrato.

The horrible feeling when you realise you should have used the solo part after all!

andyp
29.03.2007, 19:37
oopsmissisolo

The slight deafness suffered by principal corents due to the sop player aiming just above their right ear....

bassmittens
02.04.2007, 16:12
squeakiisoppittus

The dizziness experienced from chucking your lungs down a bass at fff for 6 bars without a breath.........

andyp
05.04.2007, 21:49
lungemptivertigosis

The narrowing of vision caused by holding the last note of "Pines of Rome" on just half a beat too long at ffff..

Ipswich trom
10.04.2007, 14:48
Appianismosis

Ipswich trom
10.04.2007, 14:48
Appianismosis

The feeling of horror that overwhelms you when you realise you are playing an arrangement of a classical concerto in the wrong key.

mikelyons
09.02.2008, 09:32
Orchestraclefinosis

The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach just before you play the fff pedal C when you can hear the rest of the band is ppp and you don't know if you are in the right place or not but you are going to go for it anyway.

steve butler
09.02.2008, 10:11
S*itorbustosis


The feeling you have after just completing a virtuoso (in your head) solo performance, only to be greeted by tepid applause bordering on silence.

mikelyons
16.02.2008, 13:11
Deflategoitis

The main way of making friends and achieving success in the brass band communit.

steve butler
16.02.2008, 15:26
firstroundplusbrownnosedness


The correct method for controlling a sustained ppp top Eb

mikelyons
19.02.2008, 18:31
clenchandhope


The single child who is brought up in a brass band family.

steve butler
19.02.2008, 20:55
pete de foie bras


the term for a tuning slide that wont budge

Mesmerist
19.02.2008, 21:49
triggamortis



the inability to "swing" in a brass band

steve butler
19.02.2008, 22:53
hornogomy


the ability to play two instruments at the same time

Mesmerist
19.02.2008, 22:57
multiplability (usually only occuring in the female gender)



roger webster type ability

mikelyons
23.02.2008, 14:15
superduperscreamability

The sound made by a BBb bass player missing the bass rest in front of his chair and hitting the Flugel player sitting in front of him.

MrsDoyle
04.08.2009, 16:19
Bangranquez

A bass player receiving a parking ticket