Curry Song Game

[jamieow]

Ok, similar to the 'musical games' already going on. This is a game I play with my friends when we go for a 'Ruby'....
Basically the curry song game is where we pitch in with a song title that has been 'ammended' to suit to sound like or include something that is accociated with curry or things assocated with curry........
I'll start..
"Tears on my Pilau";)

[jamieow]

"Korma Chameleon"

[DaveR]

"Tikka chance on me"

[gawber]

"Tikka to Ride"

[DaveR]

ABBA seems quite good for curry songs:

Chicken Tikka (Chiquitita)
Gimme Gimme Gimme (A naan after midnight)

[DaveR]

This time limit on editing posts is really annoying!

Another ABBA one - Vindaloo
And a Beatles number - Curry that weight

[PeterBale]

Korma follow the band (from the musical bhajinam)

[Ffion Flugel]

A Whiter Shade of Pilau

[brassneck]

More Abba - Dhansak Queen

[PeterBale]

The Road to Chicken Malaya
Aloo, aloo, who's your lati friend?

[jamieow]

Poppadom Preach

[Ffion Flugel]

Dhansak with Wolves

[bigmamabadger]

Here We Go Vindaloo,
Here We Go Vindali...

[Darth_Tuba]

For those who haven't seen it before:
Bohemian Curry

The Curry Song (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me
open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat
because I'm stoney broke,
Not a bean.
Don't remember
The menu I've seen,
Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...(piano bit here)

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to **** it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on,'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little chickentikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does very nicely
Very very spicey
ME!Biryani (Biryani)Biryani (Biryani)Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back; this loo's quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again,Here it comes again,Here it comes again,Here it comes again.
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
(Wayne's World head banging bit)

So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
just had to come out,Just had to come right out in here...
Korma, saag or bhuna,Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me.

[bigmamabadger]

Chris that is pure class. :D
BMB
xx

[DublinBass]

Don't forget Turandot's aria

Nessun Korma
(naan shall sleep)

[bigmamabadger]

Don't forget Turandot's aria

Nessun Korma
(naan shall sleep)
Don't make me laugh so much! I can't find my inhaler...
BMB
xx

[Bryan_sop]

I can't help Phall-ing in love with you.

Lalalalala Lababda

[jmb83]

Our (Curry) House by Madras

[jamieow]

"Jalfrezi, frezi, frezi, frezi Nights..."
Love a bit of Kiss me!!!

[PeterBale]

"Do you, do you, do you, do you want a dhansak?"

[Darth_Tuba]

Here's a few off the 'net (sorry there's a couple of one's that have already been done):

Ceylons is golden - Four Seasons




Say Aloo wave Gobi - Soft Cell


Paperback Raita - The Beatles

Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths

Mr Tandoori man - The Byrds

Spice up your Rice - The Rice Girls

Instant Korma - John Lennon
Popadum Preach - Madonna

Korma Chameleon - Culture Club

Bhaji Trousers - Madness

Dansak Queen - Abba

Tikka Chance On Me - Abba

When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole

You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes

Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue

It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles

Pilau Talk - Doris Day

I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua

Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield

I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant

Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge

Vindaloo - Abba

Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice

Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss

Tandoor Deliver - Adam and the Ants

Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley

We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Germaine Jackson

Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers

Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf

Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard

Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

Chicken Tikka (Chiquitita) - Abba

C'mon every Bhaji - Eddie Cochran

Tie me Vindaloo down sport - Rolf (can you smell what it is?) Harris

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Lionel Richie's classic: Aloo, is it ghee you're looking for.

[jmb83]

Fat Les - Vindaloo - oops thats a real one!