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Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:29
I know we used to have a banders story, but the flow has got lost, so has the plot and it's long gone.

Soo...

Lets start off another one :biggrin:

Basically, you carry on the story adding a few words or a sentence from whatever the person before wrote :)

Would someone like to start us off? I don't have a very good imagination...:tongue:

GO FOR IT!! :biggrin:

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:31
Oooooh, we made the funniest one of these last year! Can't tell you what about though, not very FFF!!!

Once upon a time (how cheesy!?) a brass band were very excited. They were off for a weekend at Pontins, for drinking and erm.... music! When they arrived there they met the sight of...

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:38
their chalets to be, which were..

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:39
an interesting shade of...

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:41
Lime green and magenta with..

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:41
orange stripes

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:42
Which they found rather amusing when..

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:43
drunk, which happened within the first

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:44
hour after...

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:45
arriving. When they arrived they

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:46
started to unpack but were soon distracted when..

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:47
a chicken jumped off the

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:48
top shelf and into

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:49
the pink polka dotted

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 22:51
Bed, which

Flutey
28.10.2006, 22:52
clashed horribly with the

gotta go now :cry: see ya tomorrow xxx

Vickitorious
28.10.2006, 23:41
floor which was

Flutey
29.10.2006, 11:19
a mouldy green colour

Pops2501
30.10.2006, 09:57
possibly because of the

Sopha
30.10.2006, 10:40
Filth, It Had

Pops2501
30.10.2006, 10:50
acquired after the accidental

Sopha
30.10.2006, 10:54
Nockage Of The Mestirious

honey bun
30.10.2006, 16:09
which in english means

Pops2501
30.10.2006, 16:11
trouble for everyone concerned.

honey bun
30.10.2006, 16:16
After clearing up, we

Flutey
30.10.2006, 16:50
ran down to the

Sopha
30.10.2006, 17:00
Road And Fell

Flutey
30.10.2006, 17:02
into the jaws of a

DaveR
30.10.2006, 17:19
pirhana fish who

honey bun
30.10.2006, 17:20
was very hungry so he

Sopha
30.10.2006, 17:21
Gobbled Us Up Then

Flutey
30.10.2006, 17:21
had a lolly before eating

Sopha
30.10.2006, 17:29
The Rest Of The

Flutey
30.10.2006, 17:33
brass banders who were in the pub

Sopha
30.10.2006, 17:35
Drinking and

bigmamabadger
30.10.2006, 17:35
Was going to join in with this but somehow that seems to be a good place to finish the story. Unless....
When they all awoke with horrendous hangovers, the giant piranha turned out to have been a collective hallucination caused by

Flutey
30.10.2006, 17:39
haha, good one BMB...

the fact that the barman had

bigmamabadger
30.10.2006, 18:12
cleaned out his pipes with

Flutey
30.10.2006, 18:16
an interesting mix of

Bryan_sop
31.10.2006, 00:18
out-of-date cleaning substances and

Pops2501
31.10.2006, 07:13
petrol - which in hindsight was not a good idea as

Flutey
31.10.2006, 17:11
there were many smokers in the room, which led to

super_sop
31.10.2006, 17:52
a huge explosion as somebody had decided to play lets light the

Di
31.10.2006, 18:09
candles on

super_sop
31.10.2006, 18:11
the bare bottom of

Di
31.10.2006, 18:20
the cheeky

super_sop
31.10.2006, 18:28
little princess who

Bryan_sop
31.10.2006, 19:48
Passed out because

super_sop
31.10.2006, 19:51
he was on parade at the time. all this caused a major incident in the armed....

Flutey
31.10.2006, 21:37
policeman who hit the culprit on the

bigmamabadger
31.10.2006, 22:31
back of the knee, giving him a dead leg. He fell into the

Flutey
31.10.2006, 22:33
pond with an almighty

bigmamabadger
31.10.2006, 22:34
quacking as the ducks fled to

Flutey
31.10.2006, 22:36
the bread which was thrown into the pond by

Sopha
31.10.2006, 22:40
The little old lady from

Bryan_sop
01.11.2006, 05:48
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch, who

Pops2501
01.11.2006, 07:12
fainted at the sight of

Sopha
01.11.2006, 10:24
the blood which

gawber
01.11.2006, 15:52
spurted from out of

Sopha
01.11.2006, 15:56
the man that fell in the river. the smoke

honey bun
01.11.2006, 15:58
from his cigarette went out so he

Sopha
01.11.2006, 16:00
light it back up and

honey bun
01.11.2006, 16:06
swam to the shore and tried to

bigmamabadger
01.11.2006, 16:12
give CPR to one of the ducks. Unfortunately

honey bun
01.11.2006, 16:15
the poor little ducky

Flutey
01.11.2006, 16:25
bit his nose

honey bun
01.11.2006, 16:27
and it fell off in the river so they

Flutey
01.11.2006, 16:28
jumped into a boat

Sopha
01.11.2006, 16:34
and the boat

Flutey
01.11.2006, 16:39
went over a waterfall

Sopha
01.11.2006, 16:40
so they all fell out and

Pops2501
01.11.2006, 18:20
dragged themselves to the bank where they were surrounded by

Flutey
01.11.2006, 18:22
alligators which were

Sopha
01.11.2006, 19:12
very hungry and

bigmamabadger
01.11.2006, 19:13
ate them with fava beans and a nice chianti. After their enrormous repast, the alligators

gawber
01.11.2006, 19:25
had a well deserved snooze. Meanwhile

super_sop
01.11.2006, 21:15
in sunny Prestatyn, the holiday camp was gearing up to

Flutey
01.11.2006, 21:21
serve excessively huge quantities of beer

super_sop
01.11.2006, 21:26
to honorary members of.......

Bryan_sop
01.11.2006, 22:09
The east grinstead knitting society, who were supporting

Sopha
02.11.2006, 13:14
Children in nead but

gawber
02.11.2006, 14:11
then the tMP band arrived and

Sopha
02.11.2006, 14:13
were to loud so

Pops2501
02.11.2006, 14:58
Terry Wogan had to

DaveR
02.11.2006, 15:21
sing the Floral Dance

bigmamabadger
02.11.2006, 15:45
while stripping off his shirt to reveal a tanned, toned and totally buff torso. This led the ladies of the tmp band to

DaveR
02.11.2006, 15:47
swoon, while simultaneously

Sopha
02.11.2006, 16:16
Staring and

DaveR
02.11.2006, 16:37
laughing

Sopha
02.11.2006, 16:42
loadly

Flutey
02.11.2006, 18:36
at the brightly coloured

Pops2501
02.11.2006, 18:38
Underwear - which he hastily covered up. Then

gawber
02.11.2006, 19:18
the fashion police came by and

Flutey
02.11.2006, 19:20
arrested a dog because

Sopha
03.11.2006, 11:28
it was eating

Fletch01
03.11.2006, 11:33
Pomegranites and

gawber
03.11.2006, 14:31
spitting out the pips!
Finally the tMP band assembled themselves and

bigmamabadger
03.11.2006, 15:14
raised their instruments to play, only to discover a mass forgetfulness of mouthpieces had occurred. In a flash of inspiration Roger suggested

gawber
03.11.2006, 15:17
they nip to the shop and buy some kazoos. Unfortunately

Flutey
03.11.2006, 16:25
the colours clashed with their uniforms, so the tmp band had to

bigmamabadger
03.11.2006, 18:32
strip down to their boring underwear. All except for Super-Sop who was wearing

DaveR
03.11.2006, 18:55
his usual colourful dress

gawber
03.11.2006, 20:43
complete with matching handbag and stilettos. A member of the audience

Flutey
03.11.2006, 21:14
asked if she could

Bryan_sop
04.11.2006, 07:11
take a picture but

Flutey
04.11.2006, 10:13
tMP copyright didn't want the image used elsewhere

Sopha
04.11.2006, 10:48
So members of the audience were so unhappy and

Flutey
04.11.2006, 10:55
threw rotten eggs at

DaveR
04.11.2006, 10:56
the flute player

Flutey
04.11.2006, 10:58
who got very angry at DaveR :tongue:

Sopha
04.11.2006, 11:06
because he

Flutey
04.11.2006, 11:13
sat on her

Sopha
04.11.2006, 11:20
and then

Flutey
04.11.2006, 11:24
she was squashed :tongue: (sorry dave!)

Sopha
04.11.2006, 11:32
and was very unhappy so she chucked him

Flutey
04.11.2006, 11:34
in the swiming pool

DaveR
04.11.2006, 11:35
but he (I?) can't swim so

Flutey
04.11.2006, 11:38
she threw him some armbands (yes, Dave, this is about you! you bring me into this story, I'm getting revenge!!!!)

Sopha
04.11.2006, 11:49
but he couldnt get them on.. oh no!!

Flutey
04.11.2006, 11:57
his hairy arms slashed the weak plastic

Sopha
04.11.2006, 12:13
and he nearly drowed but to the rescue

Flutey
04.11.2006, 17:12
came a big dog belonging to

Sopha
04.11.2006, 17:18
a lady up the street

Flutey
04.11.2006, 17:20
who was wearing

Sopha
04.11.2006, 17:24
the worst clothes in the world!

honey bun
06.11.2006, 14:50
Which is quite strange considering she is

Flutey
06.11.2006, 15:07
the queen

honey bun
06.11.2006, 15:24
of the fashion

Flutey
06.11.2006, 15:29
able chavs

honey bun
07.11.2006, 11:35
In the town centre they

Flutey
07.11.2006, 21:57
were drinking cider

honey bun
21.11.2006, 14:02
and generally making a nuisance of themselves when

Flutey
21.11.2006, 17:02
suddenly along came the brass banders

Sopha
21.11.2006, 22:04
and the chavs were

honey bun
22.11.2006, 14:51
scared cos

Stan Van Der Lager
22.11.2006, 15:13
They had their instruments out...

honey bun
22.11.2006, 15:17
..especially the sop who was ready to.. ;)

Stan Van Der Lager
22.11.2006, 15:21
pinch all their cider, as alcohol is bandspersons...

honey bun
22.11.2006, 15:26
means to carry on with

Stan Van Der Lager
22.11.2006, 15:29
Banding. "Lets get the cider" one bandsperson shouts...

honey bun
22.11.2006, 15:34
and the terrified chavs..

Stan Van Der Lager
22.11.2006, 17:51
Put up their hoods, pollished their sovs, then handed over the cider and...

Sopha
04.12.2006, 12:26
ran as they knew

Flutey
04.12.2006, 16:22
how to run from the police

Sopha
04.12.2006, 16:25
but when they got to a dead end they....

Flutey
04.12.2006, 16:26
disguised themselves as

DaveR
04.12.2006, 16:57
elephants

Sopha
04.12.2006, 17:01
as that was the only

honey bun
12.12.2006, 13:45
thing they could

Sopha
12.12.2006, 15:29
Quick enough but as soon as

Bryan_sop
13.12.2006, 07:08
the brass banders

Sopha
13.12.2006, 08:38
found out they

Flutey
14.12.2006, 20:58
were going to go to

Sopha
14.12.2006, 22:42
and they had to think fast or

chizzum
15.12.2006, 22:42
be in trouble of

Flutey
15.12.2006, 22:44
the chavs catching them

chizzum
15.12.2006, 22:46
and the bangin' ''em

Sopha
17.12.2006, 00:22
against the horrible