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Ickle.Hannah
10.09.2006, 19:51
Lets Start With Letter A :D

Flutey
10.09.2006, 19:59
Ask stupid questions

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 20:18
Be late for rehearsals

Flutey
10.09.2006, 20:21
Come to rehearsals unprepared

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 20:37
Don't turn up for rehearsals

Flutey
10.09.2006, 20:38
End all musical discussion by practising really loudly

cragdrummer
10.09.2006, 20:41
flirt with other band members during rehersal :)

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 20:42
Go to work before the end of rehearsals

Flutey
10.09.2006, 20:43
^Bad banana man!!!

Have lengthy discussions about something then ask why you discussed it

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 21:20
Interupt when the Conductor is talking

Flutey
10.09.2006, 21:23
jump up in the middle of a piece and leave

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 21:25
^that's me

Keep talking during rehearsal

Flutey
10.09.2006, 21:27
^that's me!!!

laugh at other people's mistakes

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 21:36
Make siily mistakes

Flutey
10.09.2006, 21:52
Nastily interrupt

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 22:04
Over blow

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 22:42
Play the wrong piece!

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 22:44
Quit playing

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 22:46
Rall at the end of every phrase

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 22:48
Stick ya tongue out at him

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 22:50
Tongue hard in legato passages

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 22:55
Use the wrong mute

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:27
Veer sharply into his car in the carpark...

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 23:28
Wreck his best baton

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:29
Xamine nailvarnish during sop solo

1st Position
10.09.2006, 23:34
Make a sound like a Zoo animal

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 23:35
Arrange your music during rehearsal

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:36
Beep your horn outside the bandroom

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 23:37
Clean your instrument when you're supposed to be playing!

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 23:37
Chat to trombones at the other side of bandroom

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:38
Dye your hair so it clashes with your uniform... :roll:

Harold.Wells
10.09.2006, 23:38
Eat crisps during rehearsal

1st Position
10.09.2006, 23:39
Eat your dinner during rehearsal.

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 23:39
Flick bogeys acroos the bandroom

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:39
Fart during the quiet bits. During a concert

1st Position
10.09.2006, 23:41
Fart during the quiet bits. During a concert

Whats wrong with that?:)

Go to the toilet.

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:42
Hit him

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 23:43
Insult him

bigmamabadger
10.09.2006, 23:45
Jump on his toes

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
10.09.2006, 23:46
Kick him

bigmamabadger
11.09.2006, 08:38
Lose your music folder.

Magic Flute
11.09.2006, 08:50
Miss your entry

andywooler
11.09.2006, 09:38
Not listen to his words of wisdom

bigmamabadger
11.09.2006, 09:42
Open a can of coke in his face

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 10:04
Pass wind

andywooler
11.09.2006, 10:17
quit playing

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 10:18
Read a book during rehearsal

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 11:16
Swear loudly every time someone makes a mistake

andywooler
11.09.2006, 11:41
Take his stand away

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 11:56
Undo his stand so it collapses mid rehearsal

honey bun
11.09.2006, 14:46
Vary the style-different to what they ask-every time its played

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 15:51
Wasting band rehearsal time by not practising at home

bigmamabadger
11.09.2006, 15:54
Xceed fff during the pretty euphonium solo

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 15:57
Yodel during rehearsal

Magic Flute
11.09.2006, 15:58
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (fall asleep) during rehearsal

Flutey
11.09.2006, 15:59
Argue with the rest of the section

bigmamabadger
11.09.2006, 16:00
Beat the wrong time with your instrument

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 16:01
Belittle other players

honey bun
11.09.2006, 16:01
Count very loudly

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 16:02
Don't come in at the right place

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:04
Easily muck up

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 16:05
Forget your music

honey bun
11.09.2006, 16:11
Go on playing after he's stopped the band

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:12
Highlight all the things people do wrong

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 16:13
Ignore everything he/she says

Magic Flute
11.09.2006, 16:13
Ignore him/ her

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:14
Jinx the band... ;)

honey bun
11.09.2006, 16:15
Ignore everything they say

Magic Flute
11.09.2006, 16:15
Keep playing when conductor stops

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:15
Laugh at everyone

bigmamabadger
11.09.2006, 16:17
Make shadow pictures in the spotlights dueing a concert.

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:18
Never come to practise

bigmamabadger
11.09.2006, 16:19
Open a box of chocolates and don't offer him one

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 16:23
Play everything up a semitone

honey bun
11.09.2006, 16:28
Quicken everything

Magic Flute
11.09.2006, 16:28
Rush ahead

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
11.09.2006, 16:29
Stop playing in the middle of a solo

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 16:30
Turn up with the wrong instrument

honey bun
11.09.2006, 16:31
Undermine everything they say/do

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:31
Valves are sticky so don't play

honey bun
11.09.2006, 16:34
Whistle loudly

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 16:34
Wink at him/her whenever he/she gives you a cue

andywooler
11.09.2006, 16:52
X out the solo you can't quite play yet!

Flutey
11.09.2006, 16:54
Yell at people when they make mistakes

andywooler
11.09.2006, 16:56
Zzzzzzz during the rehearsal

1st Position
11.09.2006, 17:01
Assist them by conducting along.

Flutey
11.09.2006, 17:03
Bat away invisible flies

1st Position
11.09.2006, 17:07
Curse out loud at having to play Christmas music again

Flutey
11.09.2006, 17:08
Don't play every time you find a note you don't like

Bryan_sop
11.09.2006, 17:58
^^ Wouldn't get much playing done!!

Eat your music

Flutey
11.09.2006, 17:59
^that's the point!

Forget to play

1st Position
12.09.2006, 00:01
Get out your bagpipes

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
12.09.2006, 06:15
Hit him/her with a Trombone

Bryan_sop
12.09.2006, 06:34
Incoherently babble rubbish

Edited due to inability to remember the alphabet....hence next post!!!

Back to school for me I think :confused:

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
12.09.2006, 06:39
^huh? thought I came after H?

andywooler
12.09.2006, 10:16
Juggle with your mutes

Bayerd
12.09.2006, 11:07
Kick him in the Niagras

JohnnyEuph
12.09.2006, 11:15
'lose' Your Music (like Our Back Row Have A Habit Of Doing)

Bryan_sop
12.09.2006, 11:37
Mime your part instead of playing it

honey bun
12.09.2006, 15:40
Not turn up

bigmamabadger
12.09.2006, 15:42
Oust him from his position... :roll:

Magic Flute
12.09.2006, 15:56
Play at 1/2 speed

JohnnyEuph
12.09.2006, 16:12
Question every musical judgement they make - likely to get you sacked

honey bun
12.09.2006, 16:33
Rustle your music

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
12.09.2006, 16:40
Stamp on his foot

Bayerd
12.09.2006, 16:50
Tazz like hell

Flutey
12.09.2006, 17:00
Undo all the changes you pencilled in

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
12.09.2006, 17:03
Voice you're opinions about his conducting skills

Flutey
12.09.2006, 17:06
I have band tonight ;)... muahahahaha

Walk out

1st Position
12.09.2006, 23:14
Throw a Xylocarp at him. To save you all rushing for your dictionary, it's a type of fruit that has a hard wooden shell, like a coconut.

gawber
12.09.2006, 23:19
Yawn and look disinterested every time he talks

Bryan_sop
13.09.2006, 06:49
Zilch.....do absolutely nothing all rehearsal

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
13.09.2006, 07:00
Accidentally throw a BBb bass at him!:eek:

bigmamabadger
13.09.2006, 09:08
Bring an iguana to rehearsal

Bryan_sop
13.09.2006, 09:40
Cry when he tells you you're not doing something right

gawber
13.09.2006, 10:29
deliberately play #'s where there aren't any

honey bun
13.09.2006, 14:02
Embrace everyone even when rehearsal has started

andywooler
13.09.2006, 14:04
Fall about laughing when you are told you are playing too loudly

honey bun
13.09.2006, 14:10
Giggle at everything they say

andyp
13.09.2006, 14:26
Hold your instrument backwards and attempt to play it in reverse.

andyp
13.09.2006, 14:28
Imbibe far too much Stella Artois before rehearsal, thus needing to get up every 5 minutes to go to the toilet.........

honey bun
13.09.2006, 14:28
Imitate them conducting

honey bun
13.09.2006, 14:29
Jump up and down for no reason

andyp
13.09.2006, 14:29
Jump on their baton and break it!

honey bun
13.09.2006, 14:31
Kick your mutes about

andyp
13.09.2006, 14:40
Lengthen everyone's tuning slides by slightly different amounts.

honey bun
13.09.2006, 14:57
Mix everyones music up

bigmamabadger
13.09.2006, 15:05
Noodle during marches

Bryan_sop
13.09.2006, 16:53
Openly admitting your love of bagpipe music

Flutey
13.09.2006, 16:54
^ooooh dangerous!

Pretending to conduct along

honey bun
13.09.2006, 17:05
Quit playing cos you can't be bothered

Flutey
13.09.2006, 17:06
Run around screaming 'I can't take this any more!' and when asked what you can't take, say 'Erm.......'

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
13.09.2006, 17:08
Shout back at him!!!

Flutey
13.09.2006, 17:09
Tell the band that they shouldn't play until the MD apologises for shouting!

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
13.09.2006, 17:14
Use the wrong mute

Flutey
13.09.2006, 17:16
Verify every mistake made

honey bun
13.09.2006, 17:17
Wait til everyones stopped playing then play

1st Position
13.09.2006, 18:14
Unscrew the conductors stand.

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
13.09.2006, 18:50
Voice your opinions about his abilities as a conductor

Flutey
13.09.2006, 20:19
Want more breaks and less practises

Andybassbone
14.09.2006, 17:15
X the conductors daughter.......well it nearly works!!

Flutey
14.09.2006, 17:18
Yodel during the cornet solo

Andybassbone
14.09.2006, 17:32
bring your pet Zebra to band (ok its been a long day:) )

Flutey
14.09.2006, 17:33
hehe!

Articulate wrongly

1st Position
14.09.2006, 18:24
Blow water out loudly every time he speaks.

Flutey
14.09.2006, 18:25
Comment on everything

1st Position
14.09.2006, 18:30
Dance around the conductor.

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
14.09.2006, 18:31
Don't Practice at home

bigmamabadger
14.09.2006, 18:31
Eat his packed lunch on Whit Friday.

Flutey
14.09.2006, 19:36
Forget music at comps!

the fish
14.09.2006, 19:53
Get drunk before practice

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
14.09.2006, 19:54
Hurl abuse at him

Flutey
14.09.2006, 19:55
interrupt him/her

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
14.09.2006, 20:05
Just keep ignoring him

Flutey
14.09.2006, 20:15
Keenly show off you knowledge of the composer... for 20 mins with an accompanying slide show

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
14.09.2006, 20:53
Leave out important parts

Flutey
14.09.2006, 20:57
Make up your part

andyp
14.09.2006, 21:22
Nerf-gun them constantly.

bigmamabadger
14.09.2006, 22:41
Ogle lighting technicians instead of watching the conductor's beat. (It wasn't me. I was just sitting next to someone who was...)

Andybassbone
15.09.2006, 00:12
Poke your tongue out at someone across the band

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
15.09.2006, 06:21
Quibble about his instructions, the conductor's ALWAYS right

Bryan_sop
15.09.2006, 07:37
Remove all the valve slides from your instrument and play as normal

westburykid
15.09.2006, 08:50
Sharpen (lip up) your tuning note, even though they have just told you to pull out a little bit.

Bryan_sop
15.09.2006, 09:13
Turn up drunk

ronnie_the_lizard
15.09.2006, 09:28
Undo your 4th valve for oiling, then misthread it putting the top back on so it takes 5 mins to get working again.

Andybassbone
15.09.2006, 13:01
Vomit into a Eb Bass (sorry.....)

andywooler
15.09.2006, 15:26
wait outside his house very late at night

Flutey
15.09.2006, 16:14
xpress your concerns about his musical skills

Magic Flute
15.09.2006, 16:36
Yawn loudly

Flutey
15.09.2006, 16:38
^do that anyway... in lessons :tongue:

Zoom round the band causing music to fly off stands

ronnie_the_lizard
15.09.2006, 17:08
Announce that the band commitee has appointed a new conductor, starting tonight.....

Flutey
15.09.2006, 17:10
Borrow a new conductor!

ronnie_the_lizard
15.09.2006, 17:13
Conduct the band yourself.....

Flutey
15.09.2006, 17:15
Dance along

gawber
15.09.2006, 17:18
Empty your water valve over him

Flutey
15.09.2006, 17:18
Flick ink at his nice new white shirt

ronnie_the_lizard
15.09.2006, 17:27
Grin enthusiastically when he tells you you're playing it wrong ;)

Flutey
15.09.2006, 17:28
''Help'' other players

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
15.09.2006, 18:41
Interfere with other players

Flutey
15.09.2006, 18:41
Jump on other players...

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
15.09.2006, 18:47
Keep blowing raspberries at him

Flutey
15.09.2006, 18:48
Loudly play the wrong piece

bigmamabadger
15.09.2006, 19:17
Melt chocolate all over his baton

Flutey
15.09.2006, 19:42
Nick his baton

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
15.09.2006, 19:44
^his baton called nick?

Overblow

Flutey
15.09.2006, 20:05
^yes Dave... *calls men in white coats and jumps down a rabbit hole*

Produce a rubbish sound

Harold.Wells
16.09.2006, 00:15
Quicken your playing during a rall

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
16.09.2006, 06:02
Repeat the same mistakes over and over again

andywooler
16.09.2006, 11:17
staccato playing during those legato passages

Flutey
16.09.2006, 13:47
Tuning badly

Ickle.Hannah
16.09.2006, 14:45
Melt chocolate all over his baton Melt chocolate over him/her! :) :sup :D ;) :p :oops: :clap: :cool:

Flutey
16.09.2006, 14:49
^lol lots of smileys there!

U comes next anyway........... unntie his/her laces... dunno why!

meandmycornet
16.09.2006, 16:02
Velcro him/her to the floor :tongue:

Flutey
16.09.2006, 17:40
wander in and out the room

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
16.09.2006, 20:04
X him off ya Christmas Card list

Flutey
16.09.2006, 20:06
Yodel at his door instead of carol singing

bigmamabadger
16.09.2006, 20:17
Melt chocolate over him/her! :) :sup :D ;) :p :oops: :clap: :cool:
He/She/It might like that too much. Not prepared to go there...

Ziplock his music case closed.

Flutey
16.09.2006, 20:21
He/She/It might like that too much. Not prepared to go there...
ew ew ew ew ew! Iclke_Hannah's only 12- don't pervert her mind! Then again, I'm 14... :rolleyes: says a lot really.

Ask how to play every note.

bigmamabadger
16.09.2006, 20:28
Burp your part instead of playing it

Flutey
16.09.2006, 20:30
Catch a cough just before contests

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
16.09.2006, 20:38
Don't turn up for rehearsal

bigmamabadger
16.09.2006, 22:26
Etch rude words on your bell

Flutey
16.09.2006, 22:29
Fly to the moon to get away from him

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
16.09.2006, 22:45
Greet him with a sarcastic remark

Flutey
16.09.2006, 22:47
Hit him as hard as possible

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
16.09.2006, 22:48
Ignite his music

Flutey
16.09.2006, 22:50
Jump on his stand

Magic Flute
16.09.2006, 22:50
Kick him

Flutey
16.09.2006, 22:52
Laugh at him

Magic Flute
16.09.2006, 22:53
Mime instead of playing/singing

Flutey
16.09.2006, 22:54
Note down everything people say and tell him you're writing a book on band life

Harold.Wells
17.09.2006, 11:34
Open a bag of crisps while the band's rehearsing a really quiet piece

Flutey
17.09.2006, 12:35
Partake in name calling

the fish
17.09.2006, 18:00
Quote how good the previous conductor was

Harold.Wells
17.09.2006, 18:01
Run into rehearsal late and apologise that you will have to leave early.

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 18:05
Slap him across the face

Harold.Wells
17.09.2006, 18:06
Tap your foot loudly (not in time to the music!)

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 18:10
Use your mobile mid rehearsal

Harold.Wells
17.09.2006, 18:12
Voice your opinion loudly, on every piece of music the conductor brings out.

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 18:22
Walk out because you don't like the music he gets out

Flutey
17.09.2006, 18:27
Xpress your opinions on everything

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 18:55
Yowl like a dog in the middle of a solo

Flutey
17.09.2006, 19:34
Zip up your coat so it covers your mouth and you can't play

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:00
Ave an affair with his wife

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:02
Blank him

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:03
Chuck your instrument at him

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:06
Don't play

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:09
Eat a packed lunch whilst playing

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:16
Flirt with him

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:17
Glare at him in a threatening manner

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:18
Hit him very hard

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:19
Ignore him

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:26
Jump on his music

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:26
Keep playing wrong notes

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:41
Laugh at him

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 20:46
Melt ice-cream over his head

Flutey
17.09.2006, 20:49
Never shut up

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 21:01
Open cans of beer mid rehearsal

Flutey
17.09.2006, 21:07
Pass sweets around

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 21:08
Quickly lose interest in the rehearsal

Flutey
17.09.2006, 21:10
Run away screaming

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 21:16
Start to sing

Flutey
17.09.2006, 21:27
^that would kill him ;)

Try to play the wrong piece

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 21:29
^correct

Upset his music stand

Flutey
17.09.2006, 21:30
very rudely talk to him

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
17.09.2006, 21:46
Walk on his foot

Curiosity_Kills
18.09.2006, 15:01
Xerox his/her face onto a Wanted Poster

Dave 2nd2nd Cornet
18.09.2006, 15:37
Yank his baton from his hand and conduct yourself

Bryan_sop
18.09.2006, 20:00
Zap him with a water gun

Flutey
18.09.2006, 20:03
Announce your new MD... when he has no intention of leaving the band