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No prizes (!) - this is strictly for fun! Post a caption for the following photo. Winner to be announced at the end of the month.
And please remember to keep 'em clean! 8)
http://home.earthlink.net/~buef/posts/bravecat.jpg
Here's one or two....
"Come on then, if you think you're hard enough"
All of a sudden, Tiddles had the feeling he was being watched.
Lone Feline Suicide Bomber Loses Face By Wetting Himself In Fright At The Last Moment
" I can't tell which one it was that bit me m'lud , they all look the same to me"
Latest Alternative to Fox-Hunting Condemned as "Too Cruel"
"And this, gentlemen, is the rare one-eyed cat-burglar"
Many more too rude to post!
ploughboy
06.10.2003, 13:00
The Adjudicator felt as though the bandsmen didn't like the results!
"I can't tell which one it was that bit me m'lud , they all look the same to me"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Cantonian
06.10.2003, 14:28
I said that it was the SALVATION Army I wanted to join.
PeterBale
06.10.2003, 14:38
It should have been "Kitten on the Keys" followed by some BACH :!:
Naomi McFadyen
06.10.2003, 15:36
'German Shepherd Song'.... and a cat?! :shock:
Big Twigge
06.10.2003, 16:27
When Tracey was sent a mystery card on valentines day, she took the risk and turned up outside the "Pack of hounds" which she innocently assumed was a pub....
OOOOOOH "BEEP" !!!!
:D :wink:
Neil Samuel
Leyland Band
MD Rainford Silver
Kerwintootle
06.10.2003, 17:00
Sheba was really pushing her luck in front of the poorly sighted dogs.
or
'Bite me'
Kari Anson
06.10.2003, 21:51
"Now there's one wet pussy"
Before you all start, it is perfectly clean and adheres to a family site. If you look you will see one pussy cat in a puddle! :)
Kerwintootle
06.10.2003, 23:55
Who's the daddy?!?
Tiddles began to wish she hadn't started singing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
PeterBale
07.10.2003, 08:21
I've heard of "Pack up your troubles" but this is a bit much :!:
LipService
07.10.2003, 09:10
Hmmmmm.....
"Hands up who's getting home for dinner - NOT so fast Tiddles"
"Put your tail up and move directly forward.. DO NOT LOOK BACK"
"Tiddles used her cunninging diversary tactic of 'Looking The Other Way'"
:lol:
One dog to \nother:
" I know the Police Force are looking for greater ethnic diversity, but this is ridiculous!"
PeterBale
08.10.2003, 10:18
Sheriff in the Wild West: "I said to round up a posse, not hound a pussy!"
Good one Peter!!!! :D
You're winning for me!
Sellers_Bird
08.10.2003, 11:16
"when they said we were goin to a fashion show, i didnt think we'd be literally watching the cat-walk" :roll:
satchmo shaz
08.10.2003, 11:19
ok lads, on your marks, get set.............GO!!
Felix was glad she didnt have time to put deodorant on that morning.
or
The last descendant of Moses swept back the sea of alsations with a wave of his paw.
twigglet
10.10.2003, 11:31
'Get her swanning around, bit of a dog if you ask me'
is it me or has the beeper gone mad.. beeping random unoffensive words :S
the bleeper went temporarily insane due to the complete disregard it was held in..
you'll be glad to know it's fixed now though
This job isn't what it used to be. Just look what they're sending us for recruits nowadays.
sparkling_quavers
10.10.2003, 21:55
"With only 9 lives and 14 dogs eric the cat realised he was in deep trouble"
The demented Mr Tibbs, believing himself to be a skunk, took careful aim with his dangerous end...
Felix realised that this game of statues could have a deadly ending, if only he could catch the rest of them moving!
Psalm 23.4 and a half:
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for kittycat art in me; thy meaty chunks and thy wholesome flavour they comfort me.
Cantonian
11.10.2003, 16:51
Psalm 23.4 and a half:
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for kittycat art in me; thy meaty chunks and thy wholesome flavour they comfort me.
The Lord's my Shepherd....I hope he's a Dogherd as well!
the boys showed amazing restraint in the game of "What's the time Mr Wolf?"
LipService
11.10.2003, 23:01
"Be strong Moggy .. feel the force"
Valvecap
12.10.2003, 11:43
Plain and Simple...
From the Dogs point of view...
"Mmmm... Lunch"
From the Cats point of view...
"MEDIC"
Straightmute
12.10.2003, 16:22
You're the worst bunch of dogs I've every conducted. You can't play together and you can't play in tune. I've worked with badgers who were more musical than some of you. And if you think I'm taking you to the Areas you can think again ... I'm off.
D
Naomi McFadyen
12.10.2003, 20:43
Right, you get 2, 3 beat rolls; start marching with your left paws!...
Now, straighten yourselves up!!!... quick, maaarrrrrrrch!
PeterBale
13.10.2003, 08:20
. . . What that nun said was right after all - the hills are alive with the hounds of Munich!
Dave Payn
13.10.2003, 14:00
' 'ere, Rover, can a cat REALLY pee that much? I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!'
The Cornet King
14.10.2003, 14:57
'The secretary couldn't bring herself to tell the band:
"Ive drawn Number 1...again!"'
CJ
Front Row, Cottingham band.
Frontman
17.10.2003, 11:57
'You put your right leg in'.
When you've had a bad result, remember the picture. Remain calm and seated when the adjudicator passes by. :lol:
"So the person who saw me in the headlights invented the cats-eyes that you see in the middle of the road. And the person who had the same view you have now invented the pencil sharpener."
(can't really claim credit for this one - its a Jim Davidson joke)
"I am your tour guide for today, If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask. Right, this way folks, we begin with the concrete cows of Milton Keynes...."
"Proof if any were needed that EVERYONE should learn a foreign language!!!"
or
"First covert undercover police dog shown off to the press"
or
"Freds fancy dress costume did not impress the lads"
or
"New 'adult' site for dogs goes live"
or
"Tiddles thought: "right I'm off to buy a lottery ticket"
or
"The police dog training class began with an easy target"
Puss (quite appropriate don't you think??!!!)
" I knew I should have stayed in the regular army, this Foreign Legion lot are absolutely barking"
Tiddles the kitty hoped to God that her information about it being a Dog eat Dog world was reliable. :lol:
Fluffy the Kitten's identity crisis deepened.
No lads, I said I felt Rough not WOOF
When fluffy's mates recommended hair of the dog, this wasn't exactly what they had in mind.
The kitten hoped that the 'Teach yourself Hypnosis' book he'd been reading, had been worth it.
Mr B.Puss esq
Valvecap
29.10.2003, 00:53
What about:
"So Gentlemen - I guess your all wondering why ive called you here today...."
EIBB_Ray
30.10.2003, 16:44
When you walk through a storm, keep your tail up high.....
or
Having passed the intelligence portion of the audition, Frisky was immediatley signed on as the band's new percussionist.
Manx dogs astounded by cat with tail...
i do believe it is november...
(thats not a caption quote by the way)
PeterBale
03.11.2003, 12:39
i do believe it is november...
(thats not a caption quote by the way)
Don't worry, Aidan, we've realised that and the adjudicators are at work :wink:
Meanwhile, I'll lock the thread to save any further confusion.
Roger Thorne
07.11.2003, 09:32
Sorry for the delay, but the Adjudicators have been hard at work for days on this one and have finally come up with a result.
And this months winner is:
Ste69
Tiddles the kitty hoped to God that her information about it being a Dog eat Dog world was reliable.
Congratulations Stephen.
:wink:
Okay, Sit ...... STAAAAY!!!!
Sorry Dinie! This was October's Caption Compeition which was won by Ste69 as Roger stated above. Click here for November's competition: http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?t=3426
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