The movie quote game

[The other son]

Movie quotes - exactly as it says on the tin. Just throw a few of your favourites in here.




I'll get us started




"you want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

[IckleSop]

"I'll be back"

[The other son]

"if it bleeds, we can kill it"

[IckleSop]

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"

[PeterBale]

" . . . because yer 'ere, lad!"

[The other son]

you better start believing in ghost stories - you're in one!

[Laserbeam bass]

I usually remember a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!

[meandmycornet]

'this one time at band camp...' hehehe ooooooh i love michelle! she's just so funny!

[ronnie_the_lizard]

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

[HorniKaz]

Sorry to interupt, but what exactly is the point of this thread?? Maybe if the next person had to guess who said it & in what movie it was before posting their own quote!! Just a suggestion. :confused:

[ronnie_the_lizard]

^that was said by hornikaz, but I don't know what movie she was in.......

Good suggestion though - I did wonder what the "game" portion of the "Movie Quote Game" was.

[The other son]

whats the point in the random word game "n/a?"


bleh - just play along. If you start to ask questions you leave less time to enjoy yourself



.....not that anyone is on this thread....



anyway





"I dont lose! Im a lawyer! I win! THATS WHAT I DO!"

[yorkie19]

The Devil's Advocate


"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

[The other son]

Lol



"Im the hand up mona lisa's skirt.... they dont see me coming... "

[super_sop]

^that was said by hornikaz, but I don't know what movie she was in.......

Good suggestion though - I did wonder what the "game" portion of the "Movie Quote Game" was.
totaly agree this could turn into such a cool game if ther was a litlle moreto it!

[The other son]

fine - the game part is that you guess the quote then you can post.


Ok - I'll go now




those things are gonna come in here just like they did before and when they come in here they're gonna come in here and they're gonna kill us!

[super_sop]

now thats better, a challenge!
the film is Alians

heres one for you
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Wasn't that an after-match comment at a Wimbledon-QPR game ???

[yorkie19]

now thats better, a challenge!
the film is Alians

heres one for you
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us

Gone in 60 Seconds




"I don't pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people"

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Gladiator.


"Lord Frith, I know you looked after us well, and it's wrong to ask even more of you. But my peoples are in terrible danger, and so I would like to make a bargain with you. My life in return for theirs. "

[yorkie19]

Watership Down.

"I'm melting"

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Difficult one - choice of:

Wizard of Oz
Field of Dreams
Gremlins 2 or
The Snowman

[Neil Glynn]

Wizard of Oz

"....and it's a ****** euphonium!!"

[ronnie_the_lizard]

How do you know it was a quote from WoO? Could have been any of the others....

Sorry, I don't remember any films where people can speak in asterisks.
Sounds a bit like the line in Brassed off though >?


"Isn't that a rogue elephant?"

[Laserbeam bass]

How do you know it was a quote from WoO? Could have been any of the others....

Sorry, I don't remember any films where people can speak in asterisks.
Sounds a bit like the line in Brassed off though >?


"Isn't that a rogue elephant?"

Tarzan, the Ape Man

"If Abraham Lincoln had been a girl he would have been called Babraham Lincoln"

[The other son]

wayne's world


it's too hot... when it burns you it seals the nerve endings shut and you just feel cold. Then you'll smell burning meat....

[2nd man down]

How do you know it was a quote from WoO? Could have been any of the others....

It could also have been "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" too!

[The other son]

fine, mine was from the punisher





ok then... ummmm







............and where do you get off jabbing that needle in my leg huh!?!

[HorniKaz]

Can we have a clue please Mr Other Son??

[ronnie_the_lizard]

^ ditto

[Fitzy's GF]

Should we move on?

[2nd man down]

Ok, I'll kick us off again...quite easy this one. :rolleyes:

"I trieds to take it back boss...I trieds to take it back...but it was too late.."

[DublinBass]

The Green Mile

"Whose more the fool, the fool or the fool that follows him?"

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Couldn't find the exact quote as above, but.......
Woody Allen's Character in "Antz" says: "Who’s more the fool, the fool or the fool who follows the fool?”, which is pretty close but is in turn a quote from......
"Old Ben" Kenobi (hiding under the Millenium Falcon's floor) in Star Wars: A New Hope (Episode 4 - i.e. the first one) "Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"


"Hellooooooooooooooooo computer"........

[Fitzy's GF]

Star Trek


"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

[ronnie_the_lizard]

Didn't even need to think about that one - Life of Bwwwwian ;)


Rather topically appropriate one next:-
"If you ask me, this was arson"

[lottie4744]

ooooo I know that one!!! Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit!!!

"Fish are Friends, not food!"

[2nd man down]

The sharks in Finding Nemo!!


On my signal, unleash hell.

[Neil Glynn]

On my signal, unleash hell.

If you mean AT my signal........ then it's from Gladiator :tongue:


'Only after disaster can we be resurected'

[lottie4744]

Fight Club!


"Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way."

[Neil Glynn]

Blues Brothers!

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye!

[lottie4744]

The Wedding Crashers....


"What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

[Neil Glynn]

School of Rock

"It may disturb you. It scares the willies out of me."

[lottie4744]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!!!! (although I would of used Thanks for all the fish :p )


"Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich"

[Neil Glynn]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now"

[lottie4744]

Mask of Zorro

"I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace."

[Neil Glynn]

The Commitments

"It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!"

[lottie4744]

Howard the Duck (on behalf of my Dad)

"I'm not made of stone, you know, I'm sensitive."

[Neil Glynn]

Magic Roundabout

"I'd say I'd get you one but the man who made it's probably dead"

[lottie4744]

Schindlers List

"They had no honor in life. They have none now in death."

[Neil Glynn]

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch."

[Fitzy's GF]

Monster-in-Law


"If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!"

[Neil Glynn]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions"

[lottie4744]

The Matrix

"And, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue and tortures you with pleasure..."

[Neil Glynn]

Too easy........Chocolat

"I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not men."

[ronnie_the_lizard]

The Godfather


"Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you."

[lottie4744]

On the Waterfront

"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!"

[Fitzy's GF]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that

[lottie4744]

4 Weddings and a Funeral


"Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo."

[Neil Glynn]

Good Will Hunting

"What do you mean did you hurt him? You hit him with a bat!"

[Fitzy's GF]

Boys on the Side


"I let him look at my boobs. Not my finest half-hour, but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since."

[2nd man down]

Bridget Jones' Diary??

"my clients a moron, that's not a crime!"

[Fitzy's GF]

A Few Good Men


"I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. And now, look at me, I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing!"


(It was actually the wedding singer)

[Fitzy's GF]

The Birdcage


"If I only had a brain"

[Nuke]

The wizard of oz??

"thank you chuck norris!"
(note to self understand thread before posing in it)