The Second tMPers Ball

[yorkie19]

Once more the orchestra strikes up as the guests start to arrive.

First through the door are the Gerlayla family with their eldest son Con

closely followed by

the the Cook-Circumnavigator's with their son James.


Any more arrivals?

[Will the Sec]

Will you welcome Mr and Mrs de Scope, and wearing a multicoloured dress in the style of "caption competition for May man" Kelly.

Coat!

[PeterBale]

Mister Of-Seville-Overture and his wife, Barbara.

Mr & Mrs Tennanny and their Doctor, Who.

From America, Mr & Mrs Onthefourthofjuly and their Swedish cousin, Bjorn.

[yorkie19]

Ah! I see the Doddle-Dandies have arrived with their Chinese nephew Yan-Kee

staying in the Far East, it's the t'China's with their overweight son Slow Bo

The Formurders have arrived, but their daughter Em is out in the car park. Has anyone got a mobile phone? Could they Dial Em Formurder.

[Bariman]

Just coming through the crowd at the door I see Mr & Mrs Eep-Harmony and their daughter
Dee.

Then just behind is Mrs TellCoch and her daughter Cas.

Then there are the family Val of Venice and their son, Carni

and finally for the moment their are the Notations and their daughter Con

[sterlingsop]

And Elsie Lumitass is bringing with her that horrible pro-digestive muck instead of something for the buffet table. Shame on her