Conductor on the loose

[mikelyons]

Calling bands in the NORTH WEST.

I'm willing to stand in front of you and wave my arms appropriately while you ignore me. If someone finally shoots your regular MD or pushes him/her down a flight of stairs, pm me and I'll be there.

I'm quite experienced and look better from the back than the front so the audience won't have too bad a time of it - unfortunately you all get the full frontal.

If you show me a good time, I may even be willing to do it for free.

Your call ;)

[sevenhelz]

nice ad mike. (just wanted to say since i can't give you any more rep!)
xx

[mikelyons]

Thanx. One does one's best ;)

[mikelyons]

I do look better than my avatar and I have had my hair cut.

I'm Mike. Try me! ;)

[TrumpetNick]

If someone finally shoots your regular MD or pushes him/her down a flight of stairs, pm me and I'll be there.

What makes you think that you will get a different treatment?

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[flugelgal]

North West of which country, Mike? (Wouldn't normally ask but I know you're as pedantic as myself - if not more so!).

[DMBabe]

There might be a band in Ullapool? ;)

[mikelyons]

Sadly, Kirsty, that's the North West of England. I'd love to work in Flugel Land, but it's too far to fly :-)

Anywhere within about 20-30 miles of Wigan/Bolton. I'm happy to stand in for rehearsals and/or concerts, park jobs and the like.