The Ultimate Sandwich thread

[cornet.kid]

Ok, heres how it works.

Person 1 says a sandwich and person 2 thinks of something to add to make it rather dodgy.

then person 2 makes their own sandwich and so on....

eg
1) ham and pickle sandwich

2) marmite
... sandwich etc

[cornet.kid]

here we go then...

ham and pickle sandwich

[meandmycornet]

(i'm the glamorous assistant!!)

ham and pickle and mashed banana sandwich

cheese and ketchup sandwich

[cornet.kid]

cheese and ketchup and llama steak sandwich (couldnt help it :p)

tuna and cucumber sandwich

[meandmycornet]

tuna and cucumber and strawberry jam sandwich

turkey and lettuce sandwich

[cornet.kid]

turkey and lettuce and rasbery yoghurt sandwhich

coronation chicken and lettuce

[meandmycornet]

coronation chicken and lettuce and baby sick sandwich

egg mayonnaise and cress buttie

[mikelyons]

egg mayo and cress and dead spider butty


Gorgonzola and onion sarny

[meandmycornet]

gorgonzola, onion and snot sarny

philadelphia and sliced tomato sandwich

[mikelyons]

philadelphia and sliced tomato and grey mould sandwich

Brie and camembert on a toasted crumpet

[HorniKaz]

Brie, camembert & chocolate spread on a toasted crumpet

Cheese & apple on white bread

[cornet.kid]

cheese, apple and marmite on white bread (lets face it - marmite messes anything up!)

cheese and onion sandwich

[HorniKaz]

cheese, onion & marmite!!!! Like you said!!

Sausage & egg on a muffin

[cornet.kid]

sausage,egg and toothpaste on a muffin (but whaddya know something else would have worked here ;))

pancakes wiith butter and syrup and...

[HorniKaz]

panackes with butter, syrup & pedigree chum!!


bananas & a little butter on brown bread

[cornet.kid]

bananas, a little butter and a little baby squirrel on brown bread

peanut butter and jam sandwich

[HBB]

bananas a little butter and peas on brwn bread

ham and cheese pitta

[cornet.kid]

ok messed up but ill go on from yours :)

ham, cheese and custard pitta

peanut butter and jam sandwich

[meandmycornet]

peanut butter and jam and cabbage sandwich

roast chicken and salsa in a tortilla wrap

[mikelyons]

roast chicken and salsa and a goldfish in a tortilla wrap

Cheese and onion crisps and tomatoes on black bread

[six pints]

cheese and onion crisps, tomatoes and peanet butter on black bread

bacon and tomato ketchup and white bread (yummy!)

[meandmycornet]

bacon and tomato ketchup and pink angel delight on white bread

pate and lettuce in a granary bap

[Di]

pate and lettuce and treacle in a granary bap

Tuna and mayonnaise sandwich

[cornet.kid]

tuna, mayonaise and washing up liquid sandwich

sausage and bacon roll

[Di]

sausage and bacon with swafega (sp) roll

[mikelyons]

KNOCK KNOCK, will someone give mumsie a little shake? She's dozed off in the middle of the job! :rolleyes: :eek: :oops:

I appreciate it's a shame to wake her some days...

BTW it's Swarfega - and it actually tastes better than tomato ketchup!

[cornet.kid]

hmm gone wrong :p

ok lets start again:

egg mayonaise sandwich

[HorniKaz]

egg, mayo & ready brek sandwich


Hot roast beef & onion on a warm baguette

[mikelyons]

Hot Roast Beef & onion and WD40 on a warm baguette

Melted cheese and red peppers on a ryvita

[cornet.kid]

melted cheese, red peppers and dog poo on a ryvita

ham and salad baguette

[groovy]

Ham, salad and syrup baguette.

Cheese and tomato toastie

[HorniKaz]

Cheese, tomato & fairy liquid toastie


Ham & cheese on granary bread

[MickM]

Ham, cheese & brasso on granary bread

Steak canadian with onions

[HorniKaz]

Steak canadian with onions & melon


Pork & stuffing on a barm

[cornet.kid]

pork, stuffing and marmite :)

chocolate spread and banana sandwich

[mikelyons]

chocolate spread and banana and paracetamol sandwich

(*actually, the paracetamol would be necessary to counteract the migrain from eating bananas and chocolate in the same week!:rolleyes: )

Peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich

[meandmycornet]

peanut butter and strawberry jam and spinach sandwich

roast beef and coleslaw roll

[mikelyons]

roast beef and coleslaw and raspberry jelly roll


Apple and celery barm cake

[tinytimp]

Apple, celery and toothpaste barm cake.

Cheese and onion roll

[mikelyons]

cheese and onion and valve oil roll


melted cheese and mushrooms on toast

[meandmycornet]

melted cheese and mushrooms and pink candyfloss on toast

chicken tikka and lettuce on brown bread

[MickM]

Chicken tikka, lettuce & stawberry syrup on brown bread


Salmon and cucumber on white bread

[mikelyons]

chicken tikka and lettuce and toothpaste on brown bread

Cranberry jelly and turkey baguette

[Magic Flute]

Cranberry jelly, turkey and ice cream baguette


Bacon, lettuce and tomato

[Di]

Bacon, lettuce and tomato with sawdust


Bagel with creamy philadelphia

[euphybeast]

Bagel with creamy philadelphia and overcooked sprouts

Smoked salmon and cream cheese in rye bread

[andyp]

Smoked salmon and cream cheese in rye bread


Smoked salmon, cream cheese and donner kebab with chili sauce in rye bread


(Come to think about it, if you can eat a donner in chili you'd probably eat the rest without noticing anyways......................)



Roast beef, gravy and onions in a large French stick

[meandmycornet]

roast beef, gravy and onions and melted milkybar in a large french stick

tuna mayo and red onion on a brown barm

[groovy]

tuna mayo, red onion and leeches on a brown barm

Spicy chicken mayo on a plain old sandwich

[mikelyons]

spicy chicken mayo with crushed fingernails on a plain old sandwich

Dolcelatte and pesto on a garlic ciabatta (sorry wrong country :rolleyes: )

[Magic Flute]

Dolcelatte, pesto and pencil sharpenings on a garlic ciabatta


Tuna and salad

[mikelyons]

tuna and salad and piano wire


Cream cheese and chives on a cream cracker

[Magic Flute]

(Sounds disgusting already! Doesn't need adding to!)

Cream cheese, chives and peanut butter on a cream cracker


Chinese chicken and salad

[Di]

Chinese chicken and salad with black shoe polish

sausage and baked bean sandwich

[Magic Flute]

sausage, baked bean and doughnut sandwich


ham and egg

[mikelyons]

Ham and Egg and handcream


Chips and egg bin lid

[andyp]

Chips and egg bin lid

Chips, egg and crunchy hedgehog spines bin lid


Cajun chicken and peppers in pannini bread.

[mikelyons]

cajun chicken and peppers and pigs trotters in panini bread


Onion bhaji and mango chutney on a nan

[DublinBass]

...with tuna fish salad.

peanut butter and...

[andyp]

...with tuna fish salad.

peanut butter and...

Anchovies with used engine oil mayonnaise.


Roast lamb, mint source and mini roast potatoes in a doorstop

[SuperHorn]

Roast Lamb, Mint Sauce, Raw Liver and Mini Roast Potatoes in a Doorstep.

Britney Spears, me and Rachel Stephens.

What a Sandwich!!!

[mikelyons]

For some reason I don't feel this is quite in the spirit of the thread. ;)

[SuperHorn]

For some reason I don't feel this is quite in the spirit of the thread. ;)

Sorry

You must agree though ' What a sandwich '

Crispy Beef, Satay sauce with Mayo on a Pancake.

[mikelyons]

Crispy Beef, Satay sauce with Mayo and nasal spray on a Pancake


Sliced tomato with basil and anchovies on a crisp baguette

(*Sorry, you'd have no chance with me there ;))

[Immortis]

Sliced tomato with basil, rabbit poo and anchovies on a crisp baguette

cheese and pickle sandwich

[cornet.kid]

cheese, pickle and rhubarb sandwich

ham and tomato sandwich

[Magic Flute]

Ham, tomato and yogurt sandwich

Egg and cress

[cujo_134]

Ham, Lettuce, Cheese, Tomato and Sub Sauce!

[cornet.kid]

ok another standstill...

egg and mayonaise sandwich

[groovy]

egg, mayonnaise and ice cream sandwich.

Cheese and tomato roll

[cornet.kid]

cheese, tomato and marmite sandwich (that works ANYWHERE ;))

coronation chicken and lettuce sandwich

[mikelyons]

cheese, tomato and marmite sandwich (that works ANYWHERE ;))
I like the sound of this one. I thought they were supposed to be dodgy!


coronation chicken and lettuce sandwich

Coronation chicken and lettuce with salmon paste sandwich

Cream cheese and marmite sandwich

[Magic Flute]

Cream cheese, tomato ketchup and marmite sandwich


Olive and tomato

[Craigsav83]

Olive, tomato and mint cholocate chip ice cream sandwich.

Bacon, lettuce and tomato...

[mikelyons]

Bacon, Lettuce and tomato with raspberry ripple ice cream



Cheese and celery on granary bread

[Craigsav83]

Cheese and celery on granary bread with gerkins and apricot jam.

Prawn marie rose with lettuce...

[six pints]

prawn marie rose with lettuce and branston pickle

a peri peri chicken wrap...

[Crazysop]

and custard

ready salted crisps on an oven bottom muffin

[MickM]

Ready salted crisps and bonjela on an oven bottom muffin


Cheese & pickle on a crusty cob

[Craigsav83]

Cheese and pickle on a crusty cob with lime jelly and gravy.

French baguette filled with parma ham and sundried tomatoes...

[cornet.kid]

French baguette filled with parma ham, sundried tomatoes and Johnsons Baby Lotion

Roast Beef and Horseradish sauce on a white baguette

[yonhee]

Roast Beef and Horseradish sauce on a white baguette covered in mites
Peanut butter an jam sandwich

[cornet.kid]

peanut butter, jam and marmite sandwich

ham and salad sandwich

[yonhee]

ham and salad and custard sandwich
cheese an pickle roll

[cornetshell]

cheese an pickled nipple roll


Roast testicle and horseraddish in ciabbata

[sevenhelz]

(that's already awful)
roast testicle, horseradish and marmite in ciabbata.

beef and tomato on granary bread...

[mikelyons]

beef tomato and horse apple on granary bread


White stilton with apricots on a water biscuit

[yonhee]

(your meant to do an edible one first...)
White stilton with apricots and peanut butter on a water biscuit
Bacon an tomato sarnie

[MickM]

Bacon, tomato & wallpaper paste sarnie


Corned beef & onion buttie

[yonhee]

Corned beef, onion and strawberries buttie
Cheese an tomato sandwich

[Magic Flute]

Cheese and tomato with marmalade sandwich

Banana and honey

[yonhee]

(banana and honey what??)
Banana and honey and peporami
tuna salad sandwich

[Craigsav83]

tuna salad sandwich with toffee yoghurt.

Bacon roll...

[yonhee]

Bacon an orange roll
Ham an cheese sandwich

[tinytimp]

Ham and cheese and whipped cream sandwich.

Brie and cranberry baguette

[Craigsav83]

Brie and cranberry baguette with smokey bacon crisps and golden syrup.

Cheese and coleslaw roll...

[Magic Flute]

Cheese, peanut butter and coleslaw roll

Egg salad baguette

[mikelyons]

egg salad and motor oil baguette

Meat and Potato Pie on a Barm cake

[Magic Flute]

Meat, strawberry jelly and Potato Pie on a Barm cake

chip and ketchup buttie!

[yorkie19]

Chip, eccles cake and ketchup buttie


Peanut butter and cheese sandwich

[sevenhelz]

peanut butter and cheese sandwich with added gravel

steak and salad sandwich

[laurz_oconnor]

steak salad and TAPEWORM sarnie!! lol

bacon and lettuce baguette

[yonhee]

bacon and lettuce and chocolate sauce baguette (and no it doesnt taste nice its horrible)
Cheese an ham toastie

[Craigsav83]

Cheese and ham toastie with spinach and fish sauce.

Tomato and mozzarella pannini

[yorkie19]

Tomato, mozzarella and engine oil pannini


Ham and rocket scuffler

[cornetshell]

Ham yoghurt and rocket scuffler



Jam on toast

[yorkie19]

Jam and roast porcupine on toast



Ham and mustard ciabatta

[Craigsav83]

ham and mustard ciabatta with pot pourri.

Egg and watercress sandwich

[Magic Flute]

Egg, jaffa cake and watercress sandwich

Chicken tikka and salad sandwich

[Craigsav83]

chicken tikka, salad and turnip sandwich with yam mayo.

salmon and cream cheese bagel...

[yorkie19]

salmon, cream cheese and gravel bagel





GNER sandwich

[Magic Flute]

GNER sandwich with cardboard (or isn't that what they taste like anyway??)

Brie and cranberry

[sterlingsop]

Brie, cranberry and marmite on toast

Spam and brown sause toasties

[hannah longden]

Spam and brown sauce with kiwi and and mustard toasties
pesto and feta cheese sarnie

[cornetgirl]

pesto, feta cheese and crab paste sarnie

chorizo and coleslaw sarnie

[MoominDave]

Peanut butter and meths

Mmm...

[cornet.kid]

:S gone wrong :S

ok ...

Coronation Chicken and cucumber sandwich

[Gorgie boy]

Coronation chicken and cucumber and golden syrup sandwich.

ham and tomato sandwich

[cornet.kid]

ham, tomato and axle-grease sandwich

cheese and pickle sandwich

[yonhee]

cheese and pickle and strawberry sandwich
Cheese an ham sarnie

[Craigsav83]

cheese and ham sandwich with added superglue.

Beef with horseradish mayo...

[yonhee]

Beef with horseradish and antiseptic mayo...
cheese and ham roll

[Tom-King]

Cheese, ham and marmite roll (gosh this stuff ruins anything)

Cheese and pickle sandwich



(btw: we know ;))

[Magic Flute]

cheese, pickle and chocolate cake sandwich

[yonhee]

shut up tom!
youve got to say a normal sandwich now, i forgot to do that!

[Magic Flute]

shut up tom!
youve got to say a normal sandwich now, i forgot to do that!



Oops!!!!!!!!


bacon and egg...

[mikelyons]

shut up tom!
youve got to say a normal sandwich now, i forgot to do that!

*What do we know? Secrets on here child?

Cheese, pickle, chocolate cake and tuna sandwich (YUM!)

BLT on a Bin Lid

[Chris Sanders]

BLT on a Bin Lid

With Sharp Sand


Germoline Salad Baguette...

[BOB_]

Germoline Salad And Chocolate Baguette

HAM AND CHEESE SANDWHICH

[Ruthless]

Ham Cheese and HONEY sandwich

Blue Stilton & Red onion sandwich

[Immense_Mark]

Blue stilton, Red onion, and Yellow Custard Sandwich


Ham and watercress sandwich ( ohhhh yes, with mango chutney, mustard, real butter and a drop of ketchup , im just ruling out some possibilities because this sandwich is Gorgeous! )

[BOB_]

ham and watercress with jelly

a drip sandwich (i dont know how you can mess this up)