View Full Version : Random things to make life better
DublinBass
22.03.2005, 19:48
Before drinking a glass of water, eat a few breath mints. The water then tastes much fresher.
sevenhelz
23.03.2005, 02:55
go hug someone who looks cool. do it!
xx
DublinBass
23.03.2005, 07:54
When you can't make a snow angel because your on holiday at a warm beach, make a sand angel :D
2nd man down
23.03.2005, 08:26
Always wipe the butter off the knife before sticking it in the jam jar...you're jam won't go off as quick then!
2nd man down
23.03.2005, 08:27
don't assume you can dishwasher the cat.
Big Twigge
23.03.2005, 09:17
smiles, smarties and marmite on toast.
Laughing. Lots
2nd man down
23.03.2005, 12:47
Don't mistake the hairspray for underarm deoderant. :(
Don't mistake the hairspray for underarm deoderant. :(
:lol: Only you could do that....
Erm I dunno... :dunno
2nd man down
23.03.2005, 12:56
Not that I've done this but I can imaging it would make for a really BAD DAY....
DON'T go out with your skirt tucked in your knickers!!! :biggrin:
Not that I've done this but I can imaging it would make for a really BAD DAY....
DON'T go out with your skirt tucked in your knickers!!! :biggrin:
Something you havnt been telling us?
OK heres one, dont wake up. Ever.
drummergurl
23.03.2005, 12:57
before leaving toilets make sure there is no loo roll stuck to your feet
Naomi McFadyen
23.03.2005, 13:10
Always take your own advise.......
Big Twigge
23.03.2005, 16:12
Don't mistake the hairspray for underarm deoderant. :(
on a similar note....don't mistake hair removal cream for toothpaste (or vice versa) :sup
WhatSharp?
23.03.2005, 16:17
Dont mistake deep heat for pile cream :D
2nd man down
23.03.2005, 16:45
Something you havnt been telling us?
OK heres one, dont wake up. Ever.
Well quite. How cheerful. Good tip. NOT!
2nd man down
23.03.2005, 16:47
Try a fried mash sarnie (on thick bread with beef dripping instead of butter), a bovril cube sprinkled on it and chunky piccalily...you'll never want any other kind of sarnie as long as you live.
It's heaven in a butty.
Well quite. How cheerful. Good tip. NOT!
I didnt mean like die just not wake up...
Curiosity_Kills
23.03.2005, 18:07
Remain on good terms with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend if you have to live with them ....
Always carry your instrument pad to band :oops:
Don't mistake the hairspray for underarm deoderant. :(
Again on a similar theme, don't mistake shampoo for aftersun. :mad::(
Always carry your instrument pad to band
Remembering the horn would be handy too! :tongue:
HorniKaz
24.03.2005, 00:07
an unexpected day off!
check the pockets on hubby's jeans before they go in the wash and fine a tenner :)
HorniKaz
24.03.2005, 00:11
Proplus & Vodka!!
Proplus & Vodka!!
Something like that ^ that makes you laugh
HorniKaz
24.03.2005, 00:16
nitrous oxide!!
HorniKaz
24.03.2005, 09:45
Not getting shampoo in your eyes!!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_8_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxuk156AZGB)
2nd man down
24.03.2005, 12:44
Put a raw egg in someones cup of tea!!
It sinks to the bottom and makes the last mouthful go with a right GLUG!!!!!
Not very good for the victim but it's as funny as hell to watch!!!! If you can stand the beating you'll get it makes for a very happy day!!:biggrin:
Big Twigge
24.03.2005, 20:28
Always look on the bright side of life.
No point moping around when life beats you a bit. Pick yourself up, dust yourself down, laugh at your own misfortune and just wait for a tomorrow when the pigeon excretes on someone else's head.
(just for the record I've never been pooed on by a pigeon)
WoodenFlugel
24.03.2005, 20:46
Try a fried mash sarnie (on thick bread with beef dripping instead of butter), a bovril cube sprinkled on it and chunky piccalily...you'll never want any other kind of sarnie as long as you live....
...which won't be for that long if you make a habit of eating calorific sarnies like that....:biggrin:
A really, really good cup of tea in the morning...
Gawd, whatever happened to my rock and roll life style???
HorniKaz
25.03.2005, 00:23
I've never been pooed on by a pigeon
But its good luck to be pooed on by a birdie!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_15.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxuk156AZGB)
Crazysop
25.03.2005, 03:39
Put a raw egg in someones cup of tea!!
It sinks to the bottom and makes the last mouthful go with a right GLUG!!!!!
Not very good for the victim but it's as funny as hell to watch!!!! If you can stand the beating you'll get it makes for a very happy day!!:biggrin:
Or you could put it (egg) into their shampoo, if the shower is hot enough, scrambled egg head!!!!
A Microwave bed would be nice 8 hours sleep in 2 minutes
TheMusicMan
25.03.2005, 06:24
before leaving toilets make sure there is no loo roll stuck to your feet
... and of course, before leaving toilets, make sure there is loo roll..!!
... and of course, before leaving toilets, make sure there is loo roll..!!
It's even better to check that there is loo roll before using a toilet John ;)
HorniKaz
25.03.2005, 11:56
You get your bank statement & you haven't gone overdrawn for the first time in a trillion years!
You get a call from the bank telling you they're sorry about the charges 6 months ago and are returning the cash they "stole" with interest :D
HorniKaz
25.03.2005, 12:55
your mum calls round & decides to do your ironing!
DublinBass
25.03.2005, 13:08
When you feel out of control of your life, look up at the clouds and try to figure out how big they really are...then you'll realise that you can't do everything nor were you meant to.
finding the toilet seat down when you go in the bathroom, but lets not open THAT can of worms again. ;)
HorniKaz
25.03.2005, 20:07
your car is still where you left it inspite of the fact you've left it in a very dodgy area!
drummergurl
25.03.2005, 20:27
your car is still where you left it inspite of the fact you've left it in a very dodgy area!
... with everything still in tact and working
But its good luck to be pooed on by a birdie!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_15.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxuk156AZGB)
if its good luck then shouldnt the guy be smiling?
HorniKaz
25.03.2005, 20:34
Yes, but he's in a state of shock. He was smiling later when he found a £50 note lying around!
Yes, but he's in a state of shock. He was smiling later when he found a £50 note lying around!
OK
sevenhelz
26.03.2005, 14:20
checking an old email address and discovering:
a) two of your old mates have remembered you!
b) one of your friends has had an adorable baby girl! yey!
huttah!
xx
Having a nice chat with your little girl while she's away. * sob *
Big Twigge
28.03.2005, 22:27
Laughing out loud until your belly hurts
not hitting your toes against the door when you're walking barefoot through the house
ouch...
not hitting your toes against the door when you're walking barefoot through the house
ouch...
or standing on a screw thats sticking out of the metal thing under the door :(
2nd man down
28.03.2005, 23:58
Getting bladdered and not suffering a hangover the following day...I WISH!!!!!!
mikelyons
29.03.2005, 08:09
Suddenly realising that that scrunched up fiver in the bottom of your wallet is actually a 20!
Fitzy's GF
29.03.2005, 11:01
Waking up thinking you have to go to work, then realising it's the weekend!
Lil Miss
29.03.2005, 11:03
going to school then getting classes cancelling....therefore having nothing to do for 2 hours!!!
Getting to work then realising that your manager is on holiday thus presenting you with a tMP day!
Naomi McFadyen
29.03.2005, 12:55
themouthpiece.com
(and without it... well, those who were talkin to me on msn yesterday will know how crazy I went :p )
Thinking that tMP was about to repeat yesterday's performance then coming back from lunch to discover it was all OK :D
laurz_oconnor
29.03.2005, 18:31
But its good luck to be pooed on by a birdie!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_15.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxuk156AZGB)
Although it is NOT a pleasant experience! :mad: lolz xx
laurz_oconnor
29.03.2005, 18:40
nice one!
HorniKaz
29.03.2005, 23:37
the fire alarms going off at work so you have to evacuate & watch the fireman check everythings ok before you can go back in (mmmm...men in wellies!!)
Naomi McFadyen
30.03.2005, 12:01
mmmmmm, men in uniform... niiiiiice
drummergurl
30.03.2005, 12:12
the fire alarms going off at work so you have to evacuate & watch the fireman check everythings ok before you can go back in (mmmm...men in wellies!!)
:eek: does that mean you like gardeners too :confused:
like alan titchmarsh :eek:
2nd man down
30.03.2005, 12:26
:eek: does that mean you like gardeners too :confused:
like alan titchmarsh :eek:
Or farmers!!!!!:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
laurz_oconnor
30.03.2005, 12:27
oh yer alan titchmarsh is oh so sexy!mmmmmm! joke! :p
Naomi McFadyen
30.03.2005, 12:27
.... SLIPPERS! :D
hehehee
Naomi McFadyen
30.03.2005, 12:28
.... MUSIC OF THE SPHERES!!!!
I absolutly ADORE this piece.... :biggrin: ;)
Thank you Philip Sparke!! :clap:
2nd man down
30.03.2005, 12:36
Bovril on a cold day
laurz_oconnor
30.03.2005, 14:41
Turning your phone on after a day of your battery being dead to numerous texts and missed calls from friends! doesnt tht just make u feel all happy? or am i just being sad? :P
HorniKaz
30.03.2005, 21:16
:eek: does that mean you like gardeners too :confused:
like alan titchmarsh :eek:
NO!!
Just fireman in big black wellies & braces & navy blue t-shirts & ...... *drifts off into fantasy!!*
laurz_oconnor
31.03.2005, 19:46
NO!!
Just fireman in big black wellies & braces & navy blue t-shirts & ...... *drifts off into fantasy!!*
preferably wet t-shirts :p
HorniKaz
31.03.2005, 23:16
preferably wet t-shirts :p
Ooooh yeah!!
Rescueing babies & cats from burning houses!!
2nd man down
01.04.2005, 01:54
after a day like I've had...Nurofen!!!! :(
cornetshell
01.04.2005, 12:18
...erm......always look on the bright side of life....
Cheesey but true....
oh and dont put blue pants in your whites wash....
Ever
mikelyons
02.04.2005, 21:12
Migraleve pink
sevenhelz
02.04.2005, 22:23
lol MANUTAPE! rahh!
xx
HorniKaz
02.04.2005, 22:56
work being relatively quiet when you're feeling a bit delicate!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_6_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxuk156AZGB)
Naomi McFadyen
03.04.2005, 00:30
a phone call offering you work :)
2nd man down
04.04.2005, 09:38
just having a day off and being able to tMP all day
euphfanhan
04.04.2005, 10:40
playing your instrument with the mouthpiece in the right hole
Lil Miss
04.04.2005, 14:21
somebody at band smiling at u, and getting that warm fuzzy feeling that somebody cares...
sevenhelz
04.04.2005, 19:49
playing a really fun bit that you love and then somebody gives you a crazy grin ^_^
xx
sevenhelz
04.04.2005, 20:00
gah, NOT double posting will have to be one! lol
xx
Big Twigge
04.04.2005, 20:01
Going for really long walks and not being able to hear anything except for the wildlife and me talking to myself and the dog.
HorniKaz
04.04.2005, 21:07
Meeting a new friend!
:D
meandmycornet
04.04.2005, 21:35
seeing the look on your best friend's face when you meet them for lunch (as planned a week ago) whe you take a long another friend she hasn't seen for ages as a suprise! Priceless! :)
Naomi McFadyen
04.04.2005, 23:20
I have one word for you people........
CAKE!!!! :biggrin:
finishing university, or work for uni, or the celebrations you get at uni.
University
drummergurl
05.04.2005, 10:47
I have one word for you people........
CAKE!!!! :biggrin:
only cuz u were allowed to take it all home with you... from my band rehearsal :rolleyes:
2nd man down
05.04.2005, 13:57
GETTING YOUR FAR TO TIGHT AROUND THE GROIN WORK TROUSERS OFF AFTER YOUR FIRST DAY BACK AT WORK FOLLOWING "THE OP"!!!!!!! :eek:
sevenhelz
05.04.2005, 22:04
and i have two words for you naruco...
"gluten-free cake!"
xx
2nd man down
06.04.2005, 00:23
Going too the chippy and being given an extra bit of fish with your fish and chips!
Lil Miss
06.04.2005, 06:33
a stranger returning an item u had lost that day :-)
laurz_oconnor
19.04.2005, 19:00
preferably an attractive stranger who also comes bearing gifts :) as optimistic as i am ;)
GETTING YOUR FAR TO TIGHT AROUND THE GROIN WORK TROUSERS OFF AFTER YOUR FIRST DAY BACK AT WORK FOLLOWING "THE OP"!!!!!!! :eek:
What's a Far?
laurz_oconnor
19.04.2005, 19:52
What's a Far?
as in taking off trousers which were far to tight aroung the groin! :rolleyes:
Big Twigge
20.04.2005, 23:20
2 paracetamol and a pint of orange squash on the morning after too much white wine
For you footballers out there. Knocking in a free kick from way outside the area! Lovely feeling
brassneck
22.04.2005, 00:29
... finding some extra cash in pockets when you don't expect it!
...not such a good feeling if you've just washed your trousers! :mad:
DublinBass
04.05.2005, 07:20
Wake up early one day so you don't have to rush off to work like a mad man.
Wake up early one day so you don't have to rush off to work like a mad man.
Are you sure of that????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:
Nah, I won't try it... :wink:
DublinBass
04.05.2005, 07:42
Are you sure of that????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:
Nah, I won't try it... :wink:
Just once in a while...not everyday. It makes the morning quite relaxing.
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