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kate_the_horn
17.02.2005, 00:34
Righto.
Simple rules: I'll start a PROVERB, you finish it in a startlingly humorous fashion and then start a new one!
Here we go . . .
"You can lead a horse to water but . . .
impycornet
17.02.2005, 08:34
...A pencil must be lead
A bird in the hand .....
HorniKaz
17.02.2005, 10:24
..can leave a sticky mess!!
Too many cooks...
.. start fighting with each other til' one's left.
A stitch in time...
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 10:47
makes a right mess of your clock
Red sky at night, shepherds delight
red sky in morning...
HorniKaz
17.02.2005, 10:53
you've drunk too much beer & ended up somewhere in Amsterdam!!
The Early Bird...........
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 10:58
...gets eaten by the early cat.
if you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs...
HorniKaz
17.02.2005, 11:01
you're not a fully fledged member of the Wurzel Gumidge Appreciation Society!!
If at first you don't succeed............
James Yelland
17.02.2005, 11:10
you're not a fully fledged member of the Wurzel Gumidge Appreciation Society!!
If at first you don't succeed............
You're not an heir to the throne.
Promises are like pie crusts..........
euphybeast
17.02.2005, 11:38
...often coated in sugar.
When the cat's away,...
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 11:46
you can catch up with vacuuming all the cat hair up
many a true word...
HorniKaz
17.02.2005, 11:49
..is a complete utter lie!
The world is......
euphybeast
17.02.2005, 11:53
..a figment of my imagination.
Every picture tells...
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 12:16
you how fat you look
a watched pot...
HorniKaz
17.02.2005, 12:31
...gets a complex!
Mad dogs & englishman....
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 12:32
can't hunt foxes after midnight tonight.
a leopard can't...
Will the Sec
17.02.2005, 12:37
change its trousers.
Live a little....
PeterBale
17.02.2005, 13:01
. . . and you won't grow into a giant
Every cloud has . . .
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 13:03
greenhouse gasses in it
find a penny, pick it up...
PeterBale
17.02.2005, 13:09
. . .throw it down - the dirty pup :oops:
When the going gets tough . . .
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 13:36
leave it for some other mug.
it's not worth crying over...
impycornet
17.02.2005, 13:52
Split notes.
Here today ....
drummergurl
17.02.2005, 13:57
not there when you needed it yesterday!
a rolling stone..
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 13:58
probably remembers mick jagger
what goes around...
euphybeast
17.02.2005, 14:52
...soon feels dizzy.
When in Rome...
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 14:55
don't lose your ticket home (unless you live there of course)
From tiny acorns...
euphybeast
17.02.2005, 15:07
....busy squirrels are made.
It never rains...
2nd man down
17.02.2005, 15:11
in the Gobi Desert.
Fools...
mikelyons
17.02.2005, 15:12
conductors
There's no business like...
becks164
17.02.2005, 18:55
like show business
what comes around
iggmeister
17.02.2005, 19:31
has rarely come around the mountain when it comes
Don't count your chickens...
.. because they are actually foxes in chicken costumes as they are hungry.
Too many cooks...
euphybeast
17.02.2005, 19:54
...fight over the parsley.
If it's worth doing...
Naomi McFadyen
17.02.2005, 20:00
then do it!!!...
Drummers maybe a bit.......
... lacking in the brains department.
MDs are always...
Naomi McFadyen
17.02.2005, 20:03
right...
Horn plays can be.....
... boasty (alas... tis true)
A bird in the hand...
Naomi McFadyen
17.02.2005, 20:06
... can have a mess on it! (already been dun Ben!!!)
.... One potatoe, two potatoe....
... 3 potato, oh no, sorry, that's my dad slumped on the sofa...
All work and no play...
...
All work and no play..........
Means you dont get your instrument out for practice.
Many hands ........
drummergurl
17.02.2005, 23:58
...make time tick
a friend in need...
.... has left his wallet at home and its his round.
A clean desk is the sign of .....
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 00:35
.........having no work to do!
People in glass houses.......
should get undressed in the basement ....
clouds gather ...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 00:44
should have obeyed orders in the first place.
There's many more fish . . .
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 00:46
should get undressed in the basement ....
clouds gather ...
nuts in May and wrap them in silver linings.
Look before you . . .
there's plenty more fish ...
we're just waiting for chips.
an apple a day ...
an apple a day ...
.....Is better than an IBM a day.
You made your bed..........
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 09:21
to hide the stains!
time is a...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 09:46
boon for clock-makers.
He who laughs last . . .
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 10:02
was too slow getting the joke.
If music be the food of love...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 10:10
. . . save a few bars for me ;)
Life is not . . .
becks164
18.02.2005, 10:14
not for living its for drinking!!!
find a penny pick it up
...until you find someone has glued it to the floor.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
euphybeast
18.02.2005, 11:08
...there's always a coffee cream.
In for a penny...
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 11:08
you always seem to get the nut or coffee one!!
life's a b*tch....
becks164
18.02.2005, 11:19
and then u die,
old mother hubbard
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 12:28
got sick of being skint and is now serving time for armed burglary and assault with intent to harm.
As one door of opportunity opens...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 12:31
..some g** slams it shut right in yer face & breaks yer nose!!
All fur coat & ........
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 12:34
that's what you get being a bear.
one for sorrow, two for joy...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 12:41
...3 for a girl, no too many to count & now they're pooping all over your head!!
Ask no questions..........
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 12:43
won't get a stoopid ******* answer!!
the bigger they are...
impycornet
18.02.2005, 13:02
.. The more lager they can drink.
Idle hands.....
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 13:10
usually get the top jobs and get paid more than us minnions!
in for a penny...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 13:17
..you tight so & so!!
Can't teach your grandmother...
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 13:29
how to wet herself, she already does that.
Safe as...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 13:53
........a woman in a gay club
As fresh as ........
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 14:00
one can expect after a skinful!!
stay out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 14:01
....missing the board you blind g**
Cold hands.........
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 14:04
who's pinched my gloves?
you can't teach an old dog...
becks164
18.02.2005, 14:06
new tricks
never eat yellow
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 14:15
....ice cream cos its been in the freezer for 12 months (unless its Cornish!)
Fools rush in........
side when it's hot, and out when it's raining.
Nothing ventured...
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 14:20
to be first on an untested rollercoaster!
you're a long time...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 14:55
....in the bathroom, what you doing in there, are you reading a magazine again?!
Never go to bed........
becks164
18.02.2005, 14:58
with a stranger unless you really want to
allways look
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 14:59
and eventually your eyes will drop out of their sockets.
don't make a mountain out of...
becks164
18.02.2005, 15:00
of poo!!!
never talk to.....
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 15:06
yourself in a busy public loo, you're sure to get beaten up.
as light as a...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 15:11
light in a lighthouse!
If carrots help you see in the dark . . .
becks164
18.02.2005, 15:11
hippotumos
in for a penny
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 15:14
hippotumos
in for a penny . . .
. . . in for a penny, they've all got it in for a penny :)
There'll be blue birds . . .
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 15:38
in that lap dancing club cos the central heatings broke.
you've hit the nail...
HorniKaz
18.02.2005, 15:43
..which is better than hitting your thumb!!
Curiosity killed.........
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 15:50
anyone who got too close to the truth about the Kennedy assassination. (Oh no, silly me, they were all just horrible coincidences weren't they?)
It's better to have loved and lost...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 15:50
two birds with one stone.
Don't look a gift horse . . .
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 15:51
anyone who got too close to the truth about the Kennedy assassination. (Oh no, silly me, they were all just horrible coincidences weren't they?)
It's better to have loved and lost...
. . . your wallet on the way home.
The devil helps those who . . .
Big Twigge
18.02.2005, 15:57
eat raw steak.
A minute on the lips is...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 16:11
the best way to apply your lipstick.
Still waters . . .
Big Twigge
18.02.2005, 16:21
are less fizzy than carbonated ones.
Don't hedge your....
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 16:23
hogs with p.r.i.c.k.les, or you're likely to hurt your fingers .
If you want to know the time . . .
impycornet
18.02.2005, 16:31
You're probably already late.
Red sky at night ..........
Big Twigge
18.02.2005, 16:33
and there's some chav somewhere who has impressed his/her mates with a can of deodorant and a lighter.
A moment in time...
2nd man down
18.02.2005, 16:42
is all it takes for that chav's mate to get your wallet out of your back pocket!
The best laid plans of mice and men...
Big Twigge
18.02.2005, 17:13
are usually by John Steinbeck.
It's better to have loved and lost than. . .
impycornet
18.02.2005, 18:11
.... to wake up next to a munter :-)
Red sky in morning ...
mikelyons
18.02.2005, 19:26
you've been drunk on quality street again
Absence makes...
....cheese on a stick.
Birds of a feather...
mikelyons
18.02.2005, 20:08
...alll **** together
If you can't beat them...
...alll **** together
If you can't beat them.......Stick the eggs back together again.
Pride comes before.....
Pride comes before.....
Prier
(at least in my dictionary...)
to be or...
PeterBale
18.02.2005, 23:30
hb, that is the pencil.
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, . . . .
kate_the_horn
19.02.2005, 01:54
you arn't destined to be a horseman
Better an egg today...........
mikelyons
19.02.2005, 14:56
than listeria tomorrow
Two steps forwards...
Craigsav83
21.02.2005, 22:13
...and you fall off the edge.
look before you...
Naomi McFadyen
21.02.2005, 22:15
... before you walk into a lamp post.
Speak your mind or....
Craigsav83
21.02.2005, 22:23
...otherwise shout from the rooftops.
A watched kettle.....
ain't gonna do anything special so there's no point
better the devil you know
better, the devil, you know... that red bloke, bit evil sometimes...
it takes two to...
Craigsav83
21.02.2005, 22:31
...lift a sofa.
People in glass houses...
have tall children
honesty is ...
^^ ... should better have used bricks instead
^ ... something that lasts longer then dishonesty (and thus I was too slow :biggrin: )
I think therefore...
I'll be the one with the big fat bonus!
When in Rome ...
Craigsav83
21.02.2005, 22:46
...I'm dangerous
A bird in the hand...
Big Twigge
21.02.2005, 22:47
don't order in Greek.
Good things come...
Craigsav83
21.02.2005, 22:54
...to those with money!
Too many cooks...
sterlingsop
21.02.2005, 23:05
...Go skiing in February
It's never an ill wind....
mikelyons
21.02.2005, 23:06
if it's yours
Half a loaf...
... might be half empty.
A stitch in...
mikelyons
21.02.2005, 23:13
you side is a pain
Don't speak ill of...
ugly people - they can't help it.
A penny saved...
sterlingsop
21.02.2005, 23:19
...is a penny halved
Never put off til tomorrow....
Big Twigge
21.02.2005, 23:20
throwing out gone off milk.
To hit the nail...
sterlingsop
21.02.2005, 23:28
...use a canary
Grasp the bull by the ...
Craigsav83
21.02.2005, 23:28
...is better than to hit the thumb.
The proof is in .....
the way you walk.
if we all pulled in one direction
sterlingsop
21.02.2005, 23:59
....we'd swim in a circle
Never cast a clout...
if the other guy is bigger than you.
dont count your chickens
Will the Sec
22.02.2005, 00:26
in one basket:rolleyes:
Don't put all your eggs...
at the bottom of the shopping trolley
His bark is worse than
PeterBale
22.02.2005, 00:42
the sap in his trunk.
There's many a slip . . .
on a carelessly discarded banana skin
when the cats away
2nd man down
22.02.2005, 12:21
he takes his sun tan lotion with him cos it could be sunny and and skin cancer is a really serious issue!
It's a dirty job but...
sterlingsop
22.02.2005, 12:58
....i like being paid in brass washers so i'm happy with it!!!
He who laughs last....
Craigsav83
22.02.2005, 13:33
...gets odd looks.
Great minds...
PeterBale
22.02.2005, 14:17
his own business.
The way to a man's heart is . . .
to spend all day "window" shopping.
Children should be seen ...
euphybeast
22.02.2005, 15:03
..as rarely as possible and only at a great distance.
A fool and his money...
PeterBale
22.02.2005, 15:08
are often linked to chinese trumpets and e-bay.
You can't teach an old dog . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
22.02.2005, 15:20
....to play BBb bass, but it probably wouldn't sound any worse than what you've got at the moment.
There's more than one way to......
Craigsav83
22.02.2005, 22:43
...annoy the conductor.
Let sleeping dogs...
sterlingsop
23.02.2005, 08:50
...play the bass
Every cloud...
PeterBale
23.02.2005, 09:42
Every cloudcatcher fells performance needs to be very sympathetic and atmospheric.
The rain in Spain . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 10:21
...gets better press coverage than 'Cruz' Beckham.
A bird in the hand....
2nd man down
23.02.2005, 11:08
is obvously a size 6 or you'd need to use both hands!
never look a gift horse..
Laserbeam bass
23.02.2005, 11:51
is obvously a size 6 or you'd need to use both hands!
never look a gift horse.. up and down, it might turn round and kick you in the face.
Life is like a bowl of................
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 12:29
....self replicating coils of DNA arranged into varying levels of complexity.
Find a pin and pick it up and all that day you'll have.....
sterlingsop
23.02.2005, 12:31
...a sore finger
look before you....
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 12:36
....assume that your next solo entry is supposed to be FFF.
If at first you don't succeed.....
2nd man down
23.02.2005, 12:38
go to the pub.
there's more than one way to skin...
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 12:44
There's more than one way to skin..ningrove, near Redcar, For instance you can take the lanes off the A174 from Loftus, Boulby or Carlin How.
It's a case of six of one or half a dozen of....
PeterBale
23.02.2005, 13:13
roman numerals.
The grass is greener . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 13:15
....next to the sewage farm.
There is no time like.....
PeterBale
23.02.2005, 13:21
a clock without a face.
Many hands make . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 13:22
.........for an even more confusing clock.
It takes two to.......
PeterBale
23.02.2005, 13:28
sustain a charge of bigamy.
There's a crock of gold . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 13:34
.....awaiting the winner of this month's readers digest prize draw. Hurry now or you'll miss the chance of a lifetime. 796 runner's up prizes of £1 off a holiday for two in Barbados. Terms and conditions apply.
The early bird catches.....
PeterBale
23.02.2005, 14:08
the 06.00 train from Romford to Liverpool Street.
Don't put all your eggs . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 15:14
....into a big omletty sort of thing after getting home drunk from the pub - it really won't be as tasty as you think and you'll regret it in the morning.
Red sky at night,.......
means you probably left the chip pan on before you went down to the pub.
a new broom ...
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 15:24
.....gathers no moss.
A rolling stone.......
Laserbeam bass
23.02.2005, 15:33
is a debatable object of young girls' desires.
A chain is no stronger than................
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 15:41
......the breaking strain of the metallic alloy from which its individual components are manufactured.
There's many a slip......
over spilt milk, so hurry up and get the mop out!
a wise man and his money ...
DublinBass
23.02.2005, 17:14
Can spend billions of dollars on a London Football club and still not win any silver.
The wise man builds his home on a foundation of rock...
Craigsav83
23.02.2005, 17:18
...the wiser one will buy his!
Great minds....
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 17:23
(The wise man builds his home on a foundation of rock......
..... so that if he needs a glucose boost he can lick the floor until he can see the words "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" running right through to the basement.
Damn not quick enough.)
Great Minds........never reached the chart success of their 'Simple' tribute band.
A stitch in time.......
DublinBass
23.02.2005, 17:34
Would have saved Janet Jackson at last year's superbowl.
A watched pot (or kettle for you Brits ;) )...
Laserbeam bass
23.02.2005, 17:36
is an unused stash.
Flattery will get you...............
DublinBass
23.02.2005, 17:39
A free beer from a k-leid bar fly.
The beer is cheaper...
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 17:39
(Flattery will get you................part of the way, but expensive gifts work better.
Damn too slow again)
The beer is cheaper........
.......if you stay at home instead of going to Pontins.........;-)
A friend in need is ........
Laserbeam bass
23.02.2005, 17:42
The beer is cheaper when you have nicked a drunk man's wallet
A friend in need is addicted to something that you probably haven't got.
One in the hand is worth ...................
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 17:46
........quite a bit more than one the tax man knows about.
Look after the pennies and ....
Laserbeam bass
23.02.2005, 17:59
........quite a bit more than one the tax man knows about.
Look after the pennies and ....
and you will have a quiet yet bigamous life.
........quite a bit more than one the tax man knows about.
Look after the pennies and ....
and the rest of the coppers can go to the policemans ball.
Mad dogs and englishmen ...
Big Twigge
23.02.2005, 20:34
are not often found eating frogspawn out of ponds in Sheffield despite the rumours.
THe way to a man's heart is through his...
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 07:12
upper chest cavity.
Too many cooks . . .
DublinBass
24.02.2005, 07:56
THe way to a man's heart is through his...
Stomach...a route which takes you no where near his brain ;)
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 12:53
Too many cooks . . .
...... are on TV nowadays.
Cast ne'er a clout, 'til...........
Laserbeam bass
24.02.2005, 12:57
...... are on TV nowadays.
Cast ne'er a clout, 'til...........
....you are certain they won't fight back.
Never a truer word is.................
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 13:04
....found in the "Dictionary of falser words", £9.99 by mail order.
Never judge a book by ......
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 13:18
shutting yourself away in a box with two other people - the bucket would probably overflow before you reached the end :oops:
If you can't stand the heat . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 13:21
.....you'll never make it to the finals.
Once bitten, .........
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 13:27
your tongue may find it hard to cope with the triple-tonguing variation.
Go to work on . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 13:32
....public transport, it's far better for the environment.
Don't look a gift horse in.........
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 13:36
the Argos catalogue - it won't be in the Index.
If you want something doing . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 13:42
....try looking up "Something dooers" in the yellow pages - It won't help but at least it'll take your mind off the problem.
Too much of a good thing is.......
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 13:57
like a band full of bass players!
When the going gets tough . . .
Laserbeam bass
24.02.2005, 14:01
like a band full of bass players!
When the going gets tough . . .
......... only the most hardy of horses finish the race.
In every fat person is a ...................
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 14:59
lot of pies :oops:
You can't make an omelette without . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 14:59
.......n excessively large volume of adipose tissue, as a consequence of a caloric intake in excess of metabolic need.
People in glass houses.........
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 15:08
should desist from storing the sorts of seats beloved of royal personages (ie, shouldn't stow thrones) :oops:
Necessity is . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 15:11
Necessity is.......
.......probably the new name adopted by the town of Necesburgh, minnesota, once it reaches over 500 inhabitants.
A nod's as good as a wink to......
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 15:42
tell her that you're willing.
Don't throw the baby out . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 15:46
....after you've carved all the meat off - a few carrots and onions and you can make a delicious soup.
It's always darkest before the.......
PeterBale
24.02.2005, 17:36
dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
Old soldiers never die . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
24.02.2005, 17:59
....they just go on and on and on forever about how different things were during the war.
Every cloud has a .......
....they just go on and on and on forever about how different things were during the war.
Every cloud has a .......
Every cloud has an approximate 10cm of accumulated snowfall to drop on England overnight :frown:
When the going gets tough
Big Twigge
24.02.2005, 18:29
the steak should be given to the dog.
Wise as a....
....Millwall Football Club manager.
Fly like a bird
Laserbeam bass
24.02.2005, 19:53
....Millwall Football Club manager.
Fly like a bird
Walk like an Egyptian.
The female of the species is more deadly than the..................
...Entire mass armies, navy's and Airforces of Britain, America and Russia
Worse things happen.......
Laserbeam bass
25.02.2005, 12:50
...Entire mass armies, navy's and Airforces of Britain, America and Russia
Worse things happen.......
when something is fundamentally less attractive than the aforemetioned situation.
Out of sight...............
ronnie_the_lizard
25.02.2005, 13:11
..... but nevertheless being filmed by CCTV.
Abscence makes the heart......
PeterBale
25.02.2005, 15:03
stop when the band secretary comes on the phone the next day.
Don't count your chickens . . .
mikelyons
25.02.2005, 15:13
...until you've tasted the marmalade.
Many hands make...
Cantonian
25.02.2005, 15:16
..percussion loud.
An apple a day...
mikelyons
25.02.2005, 15:17
..keeps movements regular.
Cold hands...
PeterBale
25.02.2005, 15:17
lots of things from old squeezy bottles and sticky-backed plastic.
It takes two . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
25.02.2005, 17:11
.....soprano players if you want to win the Nationals.
Look before you .......
mikelyons
25.02.2005, 18:50
...speak - he could be behind you!
There's no place...
PeterBale
26.02.2005, 01:02
for french horns in my band :mad:
If at first you don't succeed . . .
ronnie_the_lizard
26.02.2005, 10:15
..... blame it on a sticky second valve.
He who laughs last, .......
PeterBale
26.02.2005, 11:39
has only just woken up and hasn't a clue as to what he's laughing about.
All roads lead . . .
2nd man down
26.02.2005, 11:47
i don't care, have a banana! (Damn..think i turned over two pages at once!)
you make a better door than...
HorniKaz
26.02.2005, 12:59
.....that Andy Caine fella off TV
You have to kiss lots of frogs...........
ronnie_the_lizard
26.02.2005, 14:41
....... before the authorities are concerned enough about your deviant behaviour to add you to their "dangerous amphibiophile" register.
Money is the root of all .......
sterlingsop
26.02.2005, 14:48
....footballer transfer deals
Don't hide your light...
DublinBass
26.02.2005, 17:49
...at the end of the tunnel.
A bird in hand...
mikelyons
26.02.2005, 20:25
..will leave **** on your fingers.
There's many a slip...
sterlingsop
27.02.2005, 11:43
...in an old lady's wardrobe
A stitch in time...
Laserbeam bass
27.02.2005, 15:04
...in an old lady's wardrobe
A stitch in time...
..............is created by a lack of stamina in the space / time continuum
It's no use crying over spilt................
sterlingsop
27.02.2005, 16:01
...valve oil
Rich man, poor man, beggar man.....
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 16:25
conductor.
a leopard can't...
Laserbeam bass
27.02.2005, 17:01
conductor.
a leopard can't...
...........a tiger can.
Like a fish to .........
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 17:32
...sushi.
There's more than one way to...
Laserbeam bass
27.02.2005, 18:11
...sushi.
There's more than one way to...
to eat a dog in a korean restaurant.
Give someone an inch..........
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 18:38
...and they'll beg for more if you do it right.
Don't put all your eggs...
sterlingsop
27.02.2005, 19:30
....on top of your car and then drive off. Ever.
A woman needs a man like....
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 19:36
..a man needs a hole in the head. :p
Knock three times...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 20:52
or the world will end.
don't pull faces. when the wind changes...
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 21:04
.. cos you'll follow through!
Half a loaf...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 21:11
could feed 250, in the right hands ;)
it takes one...
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 21:15
...to break the spell.
There's no use...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 21:23
trying to remember the words, they're lost now...
the early...
worm has a half hour head start on the early bird.
Look before
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 21:31
you're pushed
Make ends...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 21:34
get together for group therapy
dont count your chickens
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 21:43
...before the clock has tikka'ed to the end
There's No...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 21:46
me in "sod off you nasty nasty man(/woman)"
many hands make...
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 21:48
octopuses happy.
Home Sweet...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 21:53
office
you can lead a horse to
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 21:54
a fence, but a pencil must be sharpened
You take the high road and...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 21:56
turn left, down to the roundabout, dave'll meet you at the pub there.
pride comes before...
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 22:01
prejudice
Children should be...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 22:02
called wednesday and pugsley.
birds of a feather...
mikelyons
27.02.2005, 22:05
...get eaten by the same cat
The taller they are...
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 22:08
the more i dislike 'em :P
it's like trying to find...
PS 100th post! woo and yaa!
a calculator in Vics room the night before a maths exam! (Can't remember what colour the carpet is :) )
Out of the frying pan
sevenhelz
27.02.2005, 23:49
into the sandwich
too many cooks
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