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You know you're a tMP BOC when...
...you recognise people better by their avatar than if you actually saw them in person.
...you constantly find yourself getting held up by the 30 second rule.
...you check tMP before you check your e-mail.
...you recognise people better by their avatar than if you actually saw them in person. I'm not that green in real life! (see my profile picture for my normal colour :) )
...you check tMP before you check your e-mail. :oops: :redface:
... the first thing you do when you get in from college is to load up the computer... before even taking your coat off!
when you have more posts than peter bale. Don't think anyone will catch him though!!
brasscrest
10.11.2004, 16:09
. . . you dream about Tune Association
... you suddenly think of a great addition to the story, at 4am, and have to post it...
IckleSop
10.11.2004, 16:24
when you spend most of your time on here :D
... when you're thinking all day of movies or books that could be used in charades
... when you automatically click on the "tMP" link in your bookmark toolbar whenever you start your browser
WoodenFlugel
10.11.2004, 16:29
...when you meet fellow tMPer's in real life (like at Pontins for example) you keep calling them by their usernames instead of their "real" name...and you feel all tMPers should look like their avatar - particularly if they have a cartoon character avatar.
2nd man down
10.11.2004, 16:32
when you don't go for lunch so you can keep posting!!
when you have deadlines at work and you're still posting!!
when you introduce yourself by your username (assuming it's different form your real name of course!!)
... when you're the winner of BOC Brother
;)
2nd man down
10.11.2004, 16:47
... when you're the winner of BOC Brother
;)
:roll:
... when your tMP post count exceeds 1000
... when you have all kind of tMP references in your signature (like the tMP bands you played in, the tMP competitions that you won, etc.)
:p
brasscrest
10.11.2004, 16:49
... when your post count exceeds 1000
:p
In that case we're both in trouble!
In that case we're both in trouble! I know... :shock:
2nd man down
10.11.2004, 16:53
... when your tMP post count exceeds 1000
... when you have all kind of tMP references in your signature (like the tMP bands you played in, the tMP competitions that you won, etc.)
:p
Doh!!
Big Twigge
10.11.2004, 16:55
... when your tMP post count exceeds 1000 I like to think of myself more as a BOCtress ....
... when you've asked all your friends to vote for tMP (http://www.vbulletin.nl/community/showthread.php?t=6561)
bassinthebathroom
10.11.2004, 17:04
If tMP is your homepage (?) :rolleyes:
WhatSharp?
10.11.2004, 17:10
You start wishing people happy tMP day..... DOH!:oops:
brasscrest
10.11.2004, 17:20
. . . you look for your user ID in the Happy tMP Day thread every day, even though you know that it won't be there until February.
...you prefer Charades online over Charades in person
... when you make you're 1000th post in the "word association" thread :o
(congratulations brasscrest... ;))
WoodenFlugel
10.11.2004, 17:27
...you never have more than 500 "new posts since last visit"
...you spend a week thinking about what you're 1000th post is going to be (oops)
2nd man down
10.11.2004, 17:35
you start to organise huge meals and social events for thousands of people across the country you've never met!
you have a BOC tee shirt...oh, that's me! :-(
the only people who dep for your band are people you met on the internet!!
when tmp is the one and only thing you actually pay the internet subscription fee for...
WoodenFlugel
10.11.2004, 17:41
you start to organise huge meals and social events for thousands of people across the country you've never met!
...oops :oops:
but what's worse is failing to get it off the ground....:-(
(well for the time being anyway - but just you watch this space!!!! :D )
...you spend a week thinking about what you're 1000th post is going to be (oops) what do you think I'm doing for the moment? :-?
(^ for Nuke, The tMP dinner dance last weekend. Did you miss it?)
...you check the members listings to see where you rank in number of posts
... when you ask John if it's possible to add the "average number of post per day" to the Members list ;):p
Dave Payn
10.11.2004, 19:12
You post reviews of your own brass CD collection on 'User reviews' :-)
You up sticks and move from London to a remote Scottish island, accept all sorts of lovely 'goodbyes'... and then get back to tMP within a matter of days! :)
You delay bedtime just to see if there's 'just one more' post added to a thread to which you've contributed :oops:
Dave Payn
10.11.2004, 19:21
You post inane, juvenile video links, hoping everyone else will find them funny.
Like this
http://www.fart.com/blind.avi
;-)
you accept a lift to wales from someone you only know from the internet...
brasscrest
10.11.2004, 20:59
. . . you've posted more than once in this thread :shock: :D
WoodenFlugel
10.11.2004, 23:10
you accept a lift to wales from someone you only know from the internet...
...you agree to give someone you only know through the internet a lift to Wales....
...and then agree to stop in a chalet with 3 other people you only know through the internet...
(but it was a top weekend though don't ya reckon???)
Naomi McFadyen
10.11.2004, 23:39
... when you start threads like this one...
... when you randomly add tMPers to ya msn list...
... when you have an answer for everything in every single thread...
;-)
Big Twigge
11.11.2004, 00:31
^when you meet random tmpers at train stations for a drink....
flugelgal
11.11.2004, 01:14
When you move to a foreign country to be with someone you met on tMP.
When you share an online calendar with said person and entitle the calendar "BOCCalendar".
When you play "virtual charades" in an msn window with tMPers when tMP disappears.
I'll go find a straitjacket shall I?
When you miss the bus and dont just stand there and wait for the next one you go home and put the computer back on.
When you go to wales to meet a bunch of people off the internet even though everyone else you know thinks your strange and laughs at you.
Yea to flugel the whole virtual charades in an msn window (wasnt it fun though)
Chris Sanders
11.11.2004, 11:23
... when you start threads like this one...
... when you randomly add tMPers to ya msn list...
... when you have an answer for everything in every single thread...
;-)
Think you've just described yourself there Niaomi!!
Anyhoo, congrats on your conducting debut, would've come to watch but I suddenly got struck down with a serious case of CBA!! Doh!!
Naomi McFadyen
11.11.2004, 11:43
Think you've just described yourself there Niaomi!!
Anyhoo, congrats on your conducting debut, would've come to watch but I suddenly got struck down with a serious case of CBA!! Doh!!
:lol:!! Well, I'm 2 out of three of those... defo not the first one...
Thanks for the congrats... You're not the first who's said they'd go and then, coinsidentally had the CBA illness strike... You shoulda gone, moral support n all that :-P ;-) hehe, but the band sounded good... shame there werent more people in the audience though... :-)
anyhoo, keeping on topic...
... You know you're a tMP BOC when....
... you start acting like, or despiratly want to be a mod...
(had another one but it's gone... doh!)... :( :-?
You know all the words to banana phone and the badger song off tht top of your head and dont mind performing them infront of friends with actions
bassinthebathroom
11.11.2004, 15:35
You're not the first who's said they'd go and then, coinsidentally had the CBA illness strike... Yea, i've already apologised for that :-?
... when you are supposed to be writing an essay for Uni (well - 3 of them!) and spending half the time on tMP!
I would have had them done by now too (Damn You!!!) :x
six pints
11.11.2004, 16:25
... when you are supposed to be writing an essay for Uni (well - 3 of them!) and spending half the time on tMP!
I would have had them done by now too (Damn You!!!) :x
im glad im not the only one...
You know you're a tMP Boc when...
you regret posting drunken rambings ;)
You've worn out your tMP tshirt
You wonder if you've actually met random bandspeople before...
Big Twigge
11.11.2004, 16:31
You know you're a tMP Boc when...
you regret posting drunken rambings ;)
You've worn out your tMP tshirt point one...yes
point two...yes, but it's also great to sleep in.They're quite large sizes
Chris Sanders
11.11.2004, 16:37
... when you are supposed to be writing an essay for Uni (well - 3 of them!) and spending half the time on tMP!
I would have had them done by now too (Damn You!!!) :x
...when you have to write seven arrangements for band and a Dissertation which you havent even started, but you are replying to this post???
I know exactly how you feel?!?
...over half your MSN instant messenger list is made up of tMPers
...you start an MSN IM account just to chat quicker with tMPers
When you talk to someone at a band event for half an hour when they seemingly know you, but you're too polite to ask who they are...
2nd man down
13.11.2004, 12:09
whwn you stay in on a saturday and post away even when no-one else is online!!
2nd man down
14.11.2004, 12:51
when you can mime to a pc screen. (and other BOC's actually understand what you're doing!!)
Dave Payn
14.11.2004, 15:18
Recognising someone from their avatar: Isn't that how you recognised me at Harrogate, Crawford? ;-)
When you cant distinguish gender from names like pat and alex cause you cant see the person behind them.
mikelyons
14.11.2004, 22:06
When you think you know every man with a brown paper bag on his head.
flugelgal
14.11.2004, 23:04
When you phone someone for the first time who you've never met and you talk as if you have known each other for years.
Naomi McFadyen
14.11.2004, 23:05
When you phone someone for the first time who you've never met and you talk as if you have known each other for years.
:lol:!!! So true!!! :lol: I've done that loads times! :)
WoodenFlugel
14.11.2004, 23:13
When you automatically start all of your posts with a ^ from posting in "person before" so much...
Ooops that'll be me as well then....
2nd man down
15.11.2004, 13:24
^ when your partner accuses you of spending every waking hour of the day (and night :roll: ) on sad_git.com!!
mikelyons
15.11.2004, 18:38
When you start answering letters with [ quote="name" ] and sign them with [/quote]
MoominDave
20.11.2004, 14:57
When you click "Refresh" on the last page of the 'The Person Before' thread.
Big Twigge
20.11.2004, 17:13
When you've spent all of saturday in your room in front of your puter
When you click "Refresh" on the last page of the 'The Person Before' thread.
When you press "Refresh" on ANY thread
When you've posted in this thread. ;)
TheMusicMan
20.11.2004, 17:38
... when you realise what a monster it is that you created...:)
... when you are nominated for the "tMP Saddo Award"... :-?
When you're second highest on the post count. (Super Mods excluded from saddos on this score as they NEED to post to pass on info and to keep us in line ;) )
When your name appears on ten consecutive "last post by's" and you realise you've been talking to yourself all night. :-? :-(
mikelyons
21.11.2004, 10:52
When you even post on here from your sick bed! ;)
mikelyons
21.11.2004, 10:53
When you type ; ) or : ) at the end of every sentence :)
When you get annoyed at contests, as tMP goes dead....
When you get annoyed at contests, as tMP goes dead....
Hehe, i'll second that. This weekend, THREE contests :shock: . At least its only 1 day! When it was Pontins, it was like a desert land all weekend :-(
You correct your husband for not singing the "Everybody loves the chocolate" song 100% correct.
You've just checked your post count for this one day and this is the 100th post! :-?
Think it may be time for bed! :p ;)
six pints
23.11.2004, 01:00
jeez, this is my 53rd and i thought that was bad!!
edit- actually its after midnight, so 52 for yesterday, and one so far for today!!
2nd man down
23.11.2004, 01:48
you like to see your name as the last poster on all the threads in a forum!! :rolleyes: (and you're still sitting here doing it at 10 to 1!!)
six pints
23.11.2004, 02:35
unlucky for you then im doing an allnighter so im going to stalk you and post just after you!!! mwah hahahaha!!!!
(sorry, sleepiness kicking in, i have gone completely mad)
brasscrest
23.11.2004, 06:28
You get nominated here: http://www.themouthpiece.com/vb/showthread.php?t=10798
this should probably be in that other thread, but . . .)
You know you're a tMP BOC when you post so much that you don't even know when you pass a major milestone! Thought it was an excellent idea, so i posted it for you. ;)
brasscrest
23.11.2004, 17:37
Thanks, Mum :D
(I was kinda afraid the mods might get me for posting the same thing in two threads)
Glad to be of service! ;)
super_sop
23.11.2004, 20:48
you know when your a boc when you tell somebody else they have reached a big milestone in postcounts!!!;)
http://www.themouthpiece.com/vb/showpost.php?p=179816&postcount=4
When your name appears on ten consecutive "last post by's" and you realise you've been talking to yourself all night. :-? :-(
In my case that happens when I'm on here all day as there is usually no-one else on here because you are all in bed asleep!
Lil Miss
26.11.2004, 00:31
i'd hav 2 agree with that...since i've finished school ( as in for the year....) i've gotten alot more time!!!
bassinthebathroom
26.11.2004, 17:06
You know you're a tMP BOC when all your email inbox consists of are "Reply to post..." messages....
....either that or you have no friends :p
Big Twigge
26.11.2004, 17:20
When random e-mail addresses add you to msn and you click accept as it's 'probably a tmperer'
ronnie_the_lizard
27.11.2004, 14:42
>>>When your name appears on ten consecutive "last post by's" and you realise you've been talking to yourself
I guess this post qualifies me then......
Naomi McFadyen
27.11.2004, 14:55
refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh..... oooo! NEW POST!!!..... read...... reply...... refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh.... oooo! NEW POST!!!.... read.... reply..... refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh.......
;-)
ronnie_the_lizard
27.11.2004, 15:39
....when.....you get upset that someone/\ has just spoilt your nice run of 'last posted by's
refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh..... oooo! NEW POST!!!..... read...... reply...... refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh.... oooo! NEW POST!!!.... read.... reply..... refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh.......
;-)
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. :-? :-D
2nd man down
28.11.2004, 11:43
When every pc you use regularly has tmp as the internet home page! (including work...try explaining that one to the boss when he wants to use multimap on your pc!!)
mikelyons
28.11.2004, 14:56
When you pass 3000 posts and still have the same avatar as when you started
...when u average over 5 posts a day!
six pints
28.11.2004, 23:26
...when u average over 5 posts a day!
thanks to not having internet at home that'll never happen!
ronnie_the_lizard
30.11.2004, 12:01
You now you're a tMP BOC when.......
......when you try to get another 10 consecutive 'last post by's rather than read the journal article sitting on your desk entitled "Malformations of the sexual organs of female pigs in a Brazilian Abbatoir"......
....well OK perhaps I might have found other reasons to avoid reading that one but you get the idea.
when you photograph BOC signs and post them on tMP.
MoominDave
31.12.2004, 00:42
when you trail back through pages and pages of guff on any association thread, looking for where you left off
2nd man down
01.01.2005, 20:29
when you're going to log off at 2:15 in the morning because you REALLY should go to bed...but you're still posting at 3!! :rolleyes:
Naomi McFadyen
01.01.2005, 20:42
.... when you're trying to do an essay which needs to be in soon and can't do the sensible thing and close IE down.... or take out the internet cable....... but are SO addicted to tMP, and stuff....... so the essay takes a lot longer.....
mikelyons
01.01.2005, 21:39
You deliberately cause an argument with your family because they're taking up too much tMPing time.
mikelyons
01.01.2005, 21:40
You prefer 'silent meals' because it means you can eat in front of the computer
jameshowell
03.01.2005, 16:27
I have the "constantly having arguments for taking up tMP'ing time" etc, but that's mainly 'cos I have dialup. My mum moans the line is tied up, yet won't have broadband. Crazy........ :dunno
But it does mean I don't have to worry about the 30 second post time out, since it takes about a minute and a half for a page to load! :shock:
TheMusicMan
03.01.2005, 16:40
I have the "constantly having arguments for taking up tMP'ing time" etc, but that's mainly 'cos I have dialup. My mum moans the line is tied up, yet won't have broadband. Crazy........ :dunno
But it does mean I don't have to worry about the 30 second post time out, since it takes about a minute and a half for a page to load! :shock:
WOW - that's unusually long.... have you tried one of the 'Clean' styles?
jameshowell
03.01.2005, 16:46
No, but I might try it now, its one of the main reasons I haven't spent so much time on tMP lately, its hard work and slows everything else down! lol!
TheMusicMan
03.01.2005, 17:02
No, but I might try it now, its one of the main reasons I haven't spent so much time on tMP lately, its hard work and slows everything else down! lol!
OK James, please let me know if it is any quicker. Alternatively, the 'Default' style is so called because it is the style that is supplied with the software and I cannot imagine the software vendor supplying a default theme/template that would not work well for dial up users.
mikelyons
03.01.2005, 17:06
I can! But then I'm a cynic :p
jameshowell
03.01.2005, 17:10
Thanks John, it's up to an acceptable speed with Clean style on. I like it betetr as well, more like the old style of the original tMP, i find clean easier to get on with.
Thanks for the help
2nd man down
04.01.2005, 13:50
...when the first thing you do on your return to work after Christmas is log on to tmp.
...when the first thing you do on your return to work after Christmas is log on to tmp.
Had to return to work? :shock:. Awww shame. :biggrin:;)
2nd man down
04.01.2005, 17:49
Had to return to work? :shock:. Awww shame. :biggrin:;)
Bog off Saddo! :-D
Bog off Saddo! :-D
My reply : http://www.atkinsdietbulletinboard.com/images/smiles/censor.gif (javascript:emoticon(':censor'))
And isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? http://www.atkinsdietbulletinboard.com/images/smiles/icon_nod.gif (javascript:emoticon(':nod'))
mikelyons
04.01.2005, 20:47
Now, now girls ;)
Naomi McFadyen
04.01.2005, 21:42
You know you're a tmp BOC when someone constantly tells you that you are one.....
*points at a random person*... BOC BOC BOC :-D
mikelyons
04.01.2005, 23:14
Naomi, you are a BOC:)
Naomi, you are a BOC:)
According to Naomis criteria that statement would also make somebody else a BOC (but I don't want to say for fear of being a BOC myself ;) )
brasscrest
05.01.2005, 15:57
^ too late :p
Naomi McFadyen
05.01.2005, 17:17
Naomi, you are a BOC:)
:-D thank you kind Sir...
BBCbari.... you are a BOC ;)
PeterBale
05.01.2005, 17:55
:-D thank you kind Sir...
BBCbari.... you are a BOC ;)
Did I hear someone say "BBOCbari" :?: ;) :D
jameshowell
05.01.2005, 18:01
All together now.....
*GROAN*
Did I hear someone say "BBOCbari" :-? (Actually BOCbari rolls a bit smoother off the tongue ;)
You know you're a tMP BOC when you have over 10 posts or are one of the top 4 posters in this thread.
drummergurl
05.01.2005, 18:56
you know your a tmp boc when you consider yourself to be a byc instead of a boc (As i said in my 3000 post speech, i dont like being called old)
mikelyons
05.01.2005, 19:02
you consider changing your user name to mark the fact ;)
jameshowell
05.01.2005, 21:28
A "night out with friends" is spent in front of your computer on tMP!
mikelyons
05.01.2005, 23:11
You check to see where you are in the league table for each forum or thread you are subscribed to :)
Craigsav83
05.01.2005, 23:20
U mean there are league tables?!? where?!?
U mean there are league tables?!? where?!? Just click on the "number of replies" in the forum overview (e.g. in "Thread Games and Totally Random" , click on the "13,234" next to Tune Association Thread)
I hope the fact that alot of the above apply to me dusnt make me one
2nd man down
18.01.2005, 13:54
you end up not having lunches because it would take you away from your pc.
You sit staring at the screen, knowing you are alone and nobody's posted within the last 10 minutes, but daren't go away just in case someone posts. :-?
HorniKaz
18.01.2005, 15:29
When you even post on here from your sick bed! ;)
Yeah!! That'll be me then!! ;)
Me too!
The day I came out of hospickle :shock:
Wen your english (or wotever) homewrk has replies to threads in it try explaining that to evil teachers!
(im talking to myself here!) wen you ask your form tutor if it wuld be possible to extend the lunch hr so i can carry on posting
...if you can keep up with all the different YBS / Nick Walkley threads...
you get annoyed wen non bandy type people ring you and waste precious tmping time
six pints
20.01.2005, 05:13
when ur up supposedly doing 'orrible physics and annoyed that no one else is online and theres only been one other post in the last hour and a half even tho it is after 4am and anyone sane is sleeping
And this one makes 12 successive threads with me as last poster! :D
impycornet
20.01.2005, 20:28
When you can remember that a post was made back in May 2004 & find the link in minutes !! HBB ??????
Hehe!
I just rememebr that it was well cool! :)
^ stole ^^'s thunder - meany
^ can't talk! She's as quick as they come!
^ is catching up on my post count v. quickly!!
^ is person beforing in the wrong thread and should stay on topic :D
am i in the rong thread here?
am i in the rong thread here?
when you pick up on others misdemeanors and are ready to shout "topic" at them. :p
when you can remember stuf about this but not about anything important wel french but stil
Lil Miss
25.01.2005, 02:16
when I state a lil "in joke" u know excatly what i'm talking about
mikelyons
25.01.2005, 19:45
You start to feel either insecure or un-cool when someone changes their avatar unexpectedly.
when lots of people want you to visit them when you go to a foreign country ;)
flugelgal
27.01.2005, 19:27
When you worry because you can't get onto tMP to check whether someone has guessed your charade - or whether you need to try and give more clues!
When you're in the car park outside a school concert, waiting to pick up bouncy daughter and you suddenly realise the answer to a charade and phone hubby at home and ask him to post the answer quick before anyone else does! :shock::wow:hammer
Lil Miss
28.01.2005, 06:17
when you spend all your time at night (when u should be doing your homework ) on tmp just so u can talk to the many wonderful ppl!!! :-)
Lil Miss
28.01.2005, 08:49
when u guess a really close date in the sweepstake about Peterbale's posts ;-)
(not mentionin any names...jan ;-) )
When your name appears on the first page when you sort the memberlist by postcount...
Lil Miss
28.01.2005, 13:26
when ur alwayz checking if someone will post in the "person b4" thread, otherwise ur forced to talk to urself.... :-(
euphybeast
28.01.2005, 22:45
When you find yourself becoming frustrated because nobody has answered the six replies you posted on the thread games 5 minutes ago.
You know this because you have checked them 10 times already.
When you find yourself becoming frustrated because nobody has answered the six replies you posted on the thread games 5 minutes ago.
You know this because you have checked them 10 times already.
Haha i do that but im not a boc....
Lil Miss
29.01.2005, 10:51
r u sure ??? ;-)
yeh cos im 13 an that int old.
2nd man down
05.02.2005, 16:47
who says it has to mean "old"? it could be obstreperous! (sp?)
... when you want to catch up as fast as possible all the 1452 posts that you missed, because you were internetless for four days
You can sit up all night till five in the morning talkng to someone on msn that uve only met twice
You can sit up all night till five in the morning talkng to someone on msn that uve only met twice
Or never met them at all....
yea but i couldt avoid meeting them and now they wont leave me alone :hammer :eek: :cry:
yea but i couldt avoid meeting them and now they wont leave me alone :hammer :eek: :cry:
Who won't leave who alone?!!!! I think Mr. Nuke forgets that he usually starts the MSN conversations!!!
Who won't leave who alone?!!!! I think Mr. Nuke forgets that he usually starts the MSN conversations!!!
haha
nicolaforsberg
07.02.2005, 00:53
...You're on here at nearly midnight when u have to be up at 7 in the morning
2nd man down
07.02.2005, 13:21
when people start using parts of your user name! ^ :rolleyes:
when people start using parts of your user name! ^ :rolleyes:
I dont get it...
2nd man down
07.02.2005, 17:18
I dont get it...
look at the sig of the person above my last post in this thread. ;)
HorniKaz
07.02.2005, 17:58
when you spend time & trouble to help fellow tmps
that's you 2md!
look at the sig of the person above my last post in this thread. ;)
Oh i get it now!
You've just arrived in the 2nd in the posting league
You've just arrived in the 2nd in the posting league
And you not only look at your own rankings in the top posters but others and congradulate them when the reach new heights in BOCdom
flugelgal
10.02.2005, 21:01
When you get upset because you try to get to tMP at work and it's too slow because you can't get "clean" mode as a guest and you don't want to log in because you'll lose your "unread" posts... :oops:
You are asked the difference between brassneck and brasscrest and you can answer...one is a pig with wings and one is a guy with a horn wrapped around his head.
brasscrest
11.02.2005, 21:15
You know that the "BBC" in ^'s user name has nothing to do with television or radio :wink:
You are asked the difference between brassneck and brasscrest and you can answer...one is a pig with wings and one is a guy with a horn wrapped around his head.
phew... I m not a BOC after all then ;)
(sorry guys I allways mix you two up...)
phew... I m not a BOC after all then ;)
(sorry guys I allways mix you two up...)
I think ur a BOC :D
sterlingsop
12.02.2005, 01:33
...when you break off from watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show to check on unread posts before you go to bed :oops:
I think ur a BOC :D
:ranting2::ranting2::ranting2:
:wink:
:ranting2::ranting2::ranting2:
:wink:
:p
I love that smilie: :ranting2: :)
I love that smilie: :ranting2: :)
Oooooook
You've just trawelled back through about 20 pages to make sure the charade scores are correct :D
You've just trawelled back through about 20 pages to make sure the charade scores are correct :D
No wonder you got the tmp saddo award!
;)
No wonder you got the tmp saddo award!
;)
Might be sad, but stopped 2MD diddling us out of our precious points :rolleyes:
Might be sad, but stopped 2MD diddling us out of our precious points :rolleyes:
Yeh lol he'll get really mad :eek:
2nd man down
15.02.2005, 13:51
you trawl through all the same posts to see if the scandalous accusations being bandied around about you are well founded!!! :mad:
oh......
****** :(
you trawl through all the same posts to see if the scandalous accusations being bandied around about you are well founded!!! :mad:
oh......
****** :(
You dont mean me do you? *is worried* :(
You start singing the song "5678" steps when you post count reaches 5678 :eek:
mikelyons
20.02.2005, 19:25
You can't decide which of your favourite threads you 4000th post is going to be in :eek:
2nd man down
21.02.2005, 01:06
when you try your best to get to 5000 post in the first year of membership! (and enlist willing helpers to aid you!)
HorniKaz
21.02.2005, 01:19
when you try your best to get to 5000 post in the first year of membership! (and enlist willing helpers to aid you!)
That'll be me then will it? So, I must be turning into a BOC by offering a helping hand (Agh!!!!!!!!)
2nd man down
21.02.2005, 01:22
yep, look at your posts count now.
You're a BOC, just deal with it! :clap:
HorniKaz
22.02.2005, 01:49
when you set yourself post targets for each day (I don't! I promise! No really!!)
you make 2000 posts (thats it thats about as sad as you can go without being a chess player aswell)
2nd man down
22.02.2005, 13:14
when you have a group of followers that will happily have photo's of themselves posted on t'internet with shower caps on!!!!!!
Vickitorious??? BOC!!!!!!!! :biggrin:
It wasnt hapilly it was of my own free will
Vickitorious
22.02.2005, 18:51
when you try your best to get to 5000 post in the first year of membership! (and enlist willing helpers to aid you!)
Oh no!! Doesn't look like you're going to make it!!!
I've just realised that!! You can't call me BOC
BOC!!
That really is truely sad :rolleyes:
drummergurl
22.02.2005, 21:01
nah vickies a byc like me
2nd man down
23.02.2005, 11:47
nah vickies a byc like me
:shock:
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 16:26
when......
.......you get a satisfying feeling from getting 10 "last posted by's" in a row after trying hard all morning. (and without even having to resort to resurrecting Bird, Herd or Nerd association threads).
when......
.......you get a satisfying feeling from getting 10 "last posted by's" in a row after trying hard all morning. (and without even having to resort to resurrecting Bird, Herd or Nerd association threads).
When you've read this comment and try and drag a few more old threads back to life to get Ronnie beyond 10 :biggrin:. But then get all sad cus someone else has come along and bust his chain :(
Go Ronnie!
ronnie_the_lizard
23.02.2005, 16:52
Well at least I've made 12 before having to start work agai at 4 :(
HorniKaz
04.03.2005, 09:14
when you get up half an hour earlier than usual so you can pre-work post!!
When you've let the sweetcorn boil dry whilst posting on tMP :(
You realise you're totally alone on a Friday afternoon and you've just hit a record 16 last posts. :eek:
You start having posting wars.
HorniKaz
04.03.2005, 22:18
You reach 1000 posts with 58 days of joining the madness that is tMP!
PeterBale
05.03.2005, 00:25
You realise you're totally alone on a Friday afternoon and you've just hit a record 16 last posts. :eek:
Anyone else remember NeilTwist getting a clean sweep in the middle of the night? - much harder now with the boom in non-UK membership ;)
Anyone else remember NeilTwist getting a clean sweep in the middle of the night? - much harder now with the boom in non-UK membership ;)
The first month I joined...I had the most recent post in every active forum...
....heck last night, I musta had 18 in a row
I think that we should close tMP between the hours of 1am-6am :lol:
I think that we should close tMP between the hours of 1am-6am :lol:
You what?!
mikelyons
06.03.2005, 22:55
I think that we should close tMP between the hours of 1am-6am :lol:
And what would our antipodean and western buddies do, HBB? Would you like to explain to them why the forum should be shut down when they are awake?
Can I watch while the aussies rip you apart with their bare hands :)
mikelyons
06.03.2005, 22:57
You go to a contest in another area with the explicit purpose of meeting and talking with your tMP buddies but can't recognise them because they don't have their avatars with them :(
yea i had that one. You never think to stop people and ask who they are though
Craigsav83
07.03.2005, 13:00
When you put your 2000th post in this thread....
When you have the last post in 7-8 threads in the Thread Games and Totally Random Thread section!
When you're the leading poster in the Southern Hemisphere
yea i had that one. You never think to stop people and ask who they are though
and then when they're like "what"? :cry:
when you get up half an hour earlier than usual so you can pre-work post!!
Now that is sad.
Well done Craig btw :clap: :clap: :woo :woo :bounce :bounce :wow :wow
When you're the leading poster in the Southern Hemisphere you didn't need to point that out! ;)
C'mon...you were bragging about that on MSN ;)
That was private bragging! I don't do it in public! ;)
when you reach 18 Tom Cruise movie associations (with a little help from Nuke and IMDb), just to get your post count upto 1999 before going to bed :biggrin:
HorniKaz
20.03.2005, 00:20
You seek out your next target & destroy!!!!!
Mwa ha haaaa!!!!
You seek out your next target & destroy!!!!!
Mwa ha haaaa!!!!
Oh dear oh dear. I did warn Kaz this would happen if she hung around us lot long enough. :tongue::wink:
Naomi McFadyen
21.03.2005, 10:43
..... you start calling yaself a BOC...
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
2nd man down
21.03.2005, 13:22
Oh dear oh dear. I did warn Kaz this would happen if she hung around us lot long enough. :tongue::wink:
Correction...if she hung around YOU too long!! We're all quite sane thank you very much. :tongue: WIBBLE!!!
Correction...if she hung around YOU too long!! We're all quite sane thank you very much. :tongue: WIBBLE!!!
:eek: thats not very nice! :D
Anyway how are you sane??
drummergurl
21.03.2005, 13:36
:eek: thats not very nice! :D
Anyway how are you sane??
i have a feeling that that was exactly the point ;)
sarcasm is a good thing
Naomi McFadyen
21.03.2005, 13:38
Anyway how are you sane??
Good question.... I don't know any sane musicians.... :)
2nd man down
21.03.2005, 13:39
*woosh!* the sound that things make as they fly over Yonhee's head! :biggrin:
2nd man down
21.03.2005, 13:41
Good question.... I don't know any sane musicians.... :)
This from a skin beater!!!!! pots and kettles and all that.
*ducks from the tirade of abuse about to follow for excluding percussionists from the term "musicians".*
*woosh!* the sound that things make as they fly over Yonhee's head! :biggrin:
evil
...you actually look forward to and get excited about you tMP day!!! :bounce
mikelyons
24.03.2005, 09:54
...when you know the differences between musicians, singers, drummers and percussionists
...when you hear a piece of music and think of it in terms of the rehearsal letters in your own part :)
HorniKaz
25.03.2005, 13:12
...when you hear a piece of music and think of it in terms of the rehearsal letters in your own part :)
or in the case of someone I know..... you see a photo of you playing apiece of music & you know at which point the photo was taken because of the fact you're muted & the valves that are pressed!!!! Now that is complete & utter bocage!
You see someone on 1,999 posts and are waiting for their 2000th speech. Come on Kaz! :)
you've just got the whole page with your name as last poster. :biggrin::rolleyes: But the file is too large to upload to tMP and yuo can't show the world so you are sad. :(
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