Another banders story!

[skweeky]

for those people who don't know how this works, simply add a sentence or a few words to the post to continue the banders story ;)

Here Goes:

One day...

[TheMusicMan]

as skweeky had his finger firmly planted up a mates nose....

[skweeky]

his mate gave an alighty sneeze...

[TheMusicMan]

... causing significant discomfort to the girl stood ...

[impycornet]

Just behind and to the left of Skweeky - who was now modelling a new green wig .

[Big Twigge]

THe girl was non other than...

[impycornet]

...Kylie Minogue who

[TheMusicMan]

... was just on the phone to Jason...

[Big Twigge]

who was in the middle of a performance of Chitty chitty bang...

[TheMusicMan]

when, out of the blue....

[Big Twigge]

and with the help of a little red, Jason and Kylie created...

[Roger Thorne]

A 'Blue Peter' Advent Calendar but without the . . . .

;)

[Big Twigge]

sticky backed plastic and used...

(very weird, did you know that I've had one conversation about blue peter already tonight...scary stuff!)

[lynchie]

yoghurt pots

[six pints]

as ears for a....

[lynchie]

rather large, inflatable hippo, who was tethered to a greenhouse by way of...

[six pints]

strawberry flavour fruit winders, but they were slowly being eaten by...

[lynchie]

a monkey, called Clive, who had a penchant for shouting out random tv catchphrases, such as "It's good, but it's not the one" and...

[Lil Miss]

then there was a huge hurricane and....................

[super_sop]

the green house was uprotted..............

[PeterBale]

. . . causing Percy thrower to turn in his grave - he'd never had a greenhouse uprotted before :shock:

[lynchie]

and while the spelling police were being pedantic, a large ape wandered into view

[PeterBale]

. . . except that it was really an extra large pea in disguise, . . .

[Lil Miss]

who liked to cross-dress so of course he was really a she, the policeman.....

[impycornet]

All of a sudden Many other Garden vegatables disguised as primates came into view. Is this the end - Is the world to be finally taken over by Fresh fruit & Veg ......

[Lil Miss]

"mwahahahaha" shouted the many vegetables, the policeman ran due to extreme fright and because he desperately needed to visit the lil boys room.......

[PeterBale]

. . . and the presence of all these peas and leeks just seemed to make things worse :shock:

[Bariman]

When the policeman came out of the lil botys room, someone said to him "Did you know that someone who cooks beans and peas in the same saucepan is very unhygenic!".

The policeman said "No, but I do know that ...."

[lynchie]

a temperature difference of 1 degree celcius can shift the registration of a gas meter unit by up to 3%...

[jpbray]

whilst the police and this other person were discussing home economics, suddenly the inflatable hippo burst and blew out the candles on Jason and Kyle's advent calender. In the meantime Clive the monkey started flashing his ....

[Lil Miss]

"horn" at everyone whilst singin karaoke......

[jpbray]

^ to a Tom Jones number ....

[Lil Miss]

called " it's not unusal for vegetables to take over the world" which he sang.......

[PeterBale]

. . . twice, the second time standing on the table, with . . .

[Lil Miss]

his trumpet in his hand ready to play the chorus, suddenly fitzy walks in and......

[cornetgirl]

throws up...

[Lil Miss]

because of his increase of alcohol consumption, then suddenly sees lil miss, walks towards her and.......

[Lil Miss]

smiles with glee, walks over to her and........

[IckleSop]

asks her to dance, taking her hand.....

[PeterBale]

. . . taking her handbag and looping it over his arm as they stepped onto the floor . .

[Bariman]

... he looked in to her eyes and said ...

[PeterBale]

"Bags the next dance!" . . .

[jpbray]

and also remarked that she doesn't sweat much for a fat lass ...

[PeterBale]

. . . even after she had run round 9000 posts :oops:

[Lil Miss]

but of course he was meanin the lady dancing next to them ( lil miss ain't fat!!!!) and they continued dancin, never losing eye contact, the music stopped, he drew her in close and said......

[super_sop]

"did you have a bath tonight!"

[fitzy]

and promptly passed out from the smell................... :shock:

[Bariman]

When he recovered, he opened one eye, then the other, and saw standing beside him ....

[fitzy]

a Purple People Eater. He prompty fainted again!

[Bariman]

When he recovered the second time, he opened one eye, then the other, and saw standing beside him ....

[fitzy]

Bariman who whacked him over the head for fainting all the time

[PeterBale]

. . before advising him on the dangers of beta-blockers when involved in dance competitions.

[jpbray]

where upon Lil miss walked over to say ...

[PeterBale]

she was looking for someone to tie her kangaroo down . . .

[groovy]

...cos it was a bit of a looney and had started...

[Lil Miss]

to run in lil circles, fitzy gladly accepted and got super_sop to help him, and of course lil miss forgave them both for sayin that she smelt, even though she had taken several showers that day in hope that she'd met someone special tonight

[Lil Miss]

anyways then super_sop kneels before lil miss and says "Will u marry me?" which of course fitzy comes stormin in really angry and says........

[PeterBale]

"I'm getting married in the morning" . . .

[Bariman]

... "ding dong" ....

[super_sop]

went the door bell. lil miss went over to answer the door, opened it, and found a huge que of...........

[lynchie]

badgers eating walnuts, and singing elvis numbers in the style of a drunken hen night, carrying a big crate of

[super_sop]

oysters in gravy. all part of the wedding meal, also on the menu was........

[HBB]

the dress that craig wore at pontins..

[super_sop]

Unfortunately, our intrepid hero wouldnt fit into the skirt that craig wore as he was a rather portly figure so.............

[jpbray]

so he asked if he could borrow the King's new clothes ...

[HBB]

he took two of them...

[jpbray]

to look for the King ...

[lynchie]

and found him swimming in yak's milk, singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" while a chicken...

[super_sop]

was nibbling corn from his ear. this looked a strange site, and the onlookers decided to......

[jpbray]

after seeing a Tuba tattoed on his buttocks, to strip off and join him. Realising that he was as mad as them, they went on to ask ....

[lynchie]

if they could borrow his balloon for a quick jaunt...

[super_sop]

upto the land in the clouds, were they were sure to find..........

[IckleSop]

Craig in a bar and they suddenly forget about the strange things, as they made there was Icklesop and HBB suddenly...

[lynchie]

eating lobsters from a bath tub, and throwing the shells at innocent passing zebras

[jpbray]

and playing "The Sun has got his hat on" accompanied by the Black Dyke

[super_sop]

The black dyke wasnt to happy about this choice of music and decided to.............

[Big Twigge]

play Do-re-mi instead so all of the before could dance and

[2nd man down]

sing along in a Julie Andrews stylee, but when...

[Big Twigge]

2nd man down started trying to be as much of a lady as Julie (with the high waisted skirt, lovely shoes and matching red lipstick) the whole event had to be...

[PeterBale]

filmed and sent off to Denis Norden . . .

[jpbray]

in order to be checked by the weird thread ploice hread before being allowed to carry on, having being passed and the postees certified, 2nd man down carried on twirling with glee having a gay old time just like Fred and Barney

[IckleSop]

There was an annoucement there was going to be fireworks at the lake side so.....

[lynchie]

the Twigges responsibly locked the dogs up in the house, and cracked open a few bottles of wine with a group of travelling salesmen...

[six pints]

and went outside with their sparklers and shoved them...

[lynchie]

in a bucket of water once they had gone out so they couldn't harm any young children, however, Drummergurl had been left in charge of the rockets, and without her lucky hoody...

[Lil Miss]

she couldn't look after them so she decided to giv them to Peterbale;)
Meanwhile back at super_sop's weddin, ( lil miss said yes to his proposal) super_sop ends up gettin stood up at the altar, he decides to look for Lil miss, only to find her in the arms of another man ( Ooooo....)
" How could u fitzy" says super_sop ( fitzy was to be his best man:-D )
" Never fear" says Peterbale, " For there's always me who'll hav a shoulder for u to cry on"............ :shock: :-D :-D :-D :-D






(* ahh sweet revenge on all those who mock me, mwahahahahahhaha ;) *)

[PeterBale]

All of a sudden, a very wet Rachel (Sparkling quavers) appeared - soaked to the skin as she had inadvertently been dumped in the bucket with the other dead sparklers . . .

[Lil Miss]

she was helped outta the bucket by peterbale, who gav her a blanket and a big hug (Aww....:-) )
..........

[2nd man down]

but little did she know he was only trying to pick her back pocket, however ...

[lynchie]

there was a passing marsupial who pounced to intervene in the dispicable plan and to punch Mr Bale with his red boxing glove... whilst all this was going on Sparkly slipped away and began to plan her revenge on

[six pints]

the rabbits because...

[IckleSop]

they had burrowed under house causing great concern with the guy that was coming to value it, sparkly was moving to the lake side, Mr bale decided to help her get them away by placing a big rocket up

[fitzy]

the rabbits (who where really Kangaroos) backsides to get them

[IckleSop]

to move....

[fitzy]

to a galaxy far, far away

[IckleSop]

so Super_sop decides to light it sending them into the distance, icklesop offers frizy some popcorn to watch the light display with...

[lynchie]

a bottle of whiskey, and a bag of nuts. Unfortunately Fitzy is on a diet ever since the whole banana incident (we don't talk about that anymore) and so he had to refuse politely, offering his share to a passing gentleman who in return gave him

[BBCBass]

the two fingered salute :S Fitzy didn't like this at all so...

[Lil Miss]

he punched him, and then went home to put on his yellow spandex and read xmen comics;) :p suddenly...........................

[IckleSop]

back at the lake, lynchie and Woodenflugel where fight over a bottle of green stuff, they seemed to be over powered by this glowing liquid....

[Lil Miss]

but icklesop grabs it, drinks it (ewwww....) and bolts down the road saying "thanks for the drink" then .....

[Lil Miss]

all of the "tmp"ers form a stampede and chase after icklesop.................

[lynchie]

with pitchforks and flaming torches, and a man chanting...

[Seedhouse]

... the most absolutely revolting obscene thing that he could think of, which was ...

[lynchie]

the fully extended version of Terry Wogan's Floral Dance, which caused a local butcher to

[super_sop]

Go out and buy the record. somthing which im sure would........

[PeterBale]

. . . have been quite alright, if he hadn't proceeded to melt it down and pour it . . .

[lynchie]

into his special sausage mix which was to provide sausages for

[MoominDave]

...the feast of the Great Sausage of Wem, a bawdy celebration traditionally noted for...

[BBCBass]

supersops outrages dress. The highlight of the Wem fest was...

[Lil Miss]

when super_sop gets up and starts dancing on all the tables while tryin to juggle.............

[IckleSop]

flaming torches, Lil Miss starts to do a belly dance which most on the men stop to watch and Roger_Thorne sits in the corner watching inthe shadows planning with

[Lil Miss]

the rest of the guys how to get Lil Miss drunk, ( though it wouldn't b very hard ;-))
Super_sop is the first to buy a drink for her......

[BBCBass]

or at least he tried...he fell over before he got to the bar!! So...

[lynchie]

as he was growling at BBCBari for posting that photograph, he threw £3 at the bar (darn expensive prestatyn beer...) and shouted

[IckleSop]

at lil miss for chatting up the bar man who poured him the green werid stuff

[BBCBass]

Then Lynchie nicked Super_sop's beer and chugged it right then and there!!

[Big Twigge]

BBCbari was there to capture the moment and produce little photos, one for every ....

[BBCBass]

Drink Lynchie took!!
(well not really)

[lynchie]

and when eventually people got bored of photographing lynchie drinking..... they turned on a passing cow and chased it, shouting for fresh milk and

[Lil Miss]

cheese.....anyways back to the pub, bbcbari is the next to buy lil miss a drink and is successful at gettin her absolutely drunk.....but of course out of nowhere fitzy picks her up and carries her away to his place......;) :-D

[PeterBale]

. . . in the band, and hands her a soprano cornet . . .

[Lil Miss]

and she takes it and plays " On with the motley" so emotionally that everyone starts to cries, " let's go back to ur house" says lil Miss, and so off they go...........

[IckleSop]

as they walk down the street

[Lil Miss]

so he picks her up and carries her all the way to his house where he...................

[fitzy]

tells her to go home, do more practice and to stop bugging him! Then..

[Lil Miss]

she slaps him and tells him " u were the one who was protectin me from the other guys, cause i'm drunk, ur supposed to be my friend, i was just gonna sleep here...geez" and starts cryin.....

[Lil Miss]

but dinie picks her up in her car and looks after her, "thank mama, ur the greatest" says lil miss.......................

[Lil Miss]

lil miss jumps outta the car at the first trafic lights and runs back to fitzy's house, "i'm sorry i sent u home, it's just i hav overwhelming feeling that i hav to control" said fitzy " i understand' says lil miss, gets him the biggest and longest kiss the world has eva seen (i'm a cornet/trumpet player...) and then continues to run back to the car where dinie (her mum) is waitin.......................

[lynchie]

and all of a sudden there's a crossroads style wobbling, and lil miss wakes up, working behind the till at asda, scanning someones

[IckleSop]

Coconuts, Lil Miss looks up to see super_sop, "you going to band tonight" super_sop asks, lil miss just looks and smiles nodding, Lil miss then looks at her watch to see that its time to go home so..

[Big Twigge]

she gathers her giraffes and exceedingly large pumpkin and hops on board the ...

[Lil Miss]

orient express where she is kidnapped by a escaped murderer.......

[IckleSop]

but big_twigge clocked on at hit him over the head,

[fitzy]

with a tenor horn. Then...........

[lynchie]

ran away to a secret enchanted forest and hid in a house made entirely of marmite and marrows...

[Big Twigge]

but she(or is it I) realised the error of her (my?) ways and kicked Hansel and Gretel out of their sweetie house instead and moved in. Whilst chewing on a liquorice catherine ....

[WhatSharp?]

unfortunatley Hansel & Gretel were subletting the house to a load of violin toting bears who came home to find.....

[IckleSop]

That big_twigge had eat the bath room and had started on the bedroom so

[lynchie]

they broke out into a vivaldi quartet, so hideous that Big Twigge ran to find Really Big Twigge to sort them out with a few swings of her trusty mallet hugo...

[Lil Miss]

then dinie comes along to ask big twigge if lil miss is alright, because she was kidnapped and everything, and outta nowhere lil miss comes along drunk for the second time but with Super_sop lookin after her!!???........

[IckleSop]

Icklesop takes the other side of Lil Miss and sits her down on a bench "you need to calm down on your drink" icklesop pleads, Suddenly 2nd Man Down runs to them out of breath "whats up" super sop asks " i have some news, (pause) Ickle sop and Lil Miss are SISTERS" he pants, Icklesop faints.........

[Big Twigge]

sorry paints the walls with lilac paint so that she and lil miss could...

[WhatSharp?]

do some body art with lumuniouse green paint. However they were unable to find...

[Lil Miss]

out who their real mother is (suprise suprise) lil miss embraces icklesop in a big hug, "well sis we hav alot of catchin up to do, starting with boyz ;-) " says lil miss

[lynchie]

at which point tarzan comes swinging in and steals all the bananas and apricots, causing ickle sop to

[Lil Miss]

cry for hours and hours because he also grabbed her coconuts as well, anyways lil miss and icklesop decide to go on a long and perilous quest to .............

[PeterBale]

. . . discover the long-lost pianissimo, often talked about but not seen or heard for many years . . .

[lynchie]

although rumours have been spread that it's been cowering behind the horn section since the 80s when involved in a fracas with

[six pints]

...a group a genetically enhanced rabbits who could magically...

[Lil Miss]

play a super c (pianissimo) on a soprano cornet......:-D

[IckleSop]

Lil Miss and icklesop venture off into the woods and it suddenly goes all dark and cold

[Lil Miss]

they both shudder, "it's soo cold" says icklesop. They then come face to face with a huge monstrous lookin ...........

[IckleSop]

talking tree

[Lil Miss]

Lil Miss got so angry that she cut down the talkin tree, then icklesop and lil miss went to find some..............

[PeterBale]

. . . kindling to start a fire to keep warm . . .

[Lil Miss]

but it would never be warm enough, so lil miss and icklesop decided to go to ........;-)

[PeterBale]

. . . on a cruise round the South Pacific islands . . .

[IckleSop]

but they needed to go shopping first, themusicman wanted them to finish the quest and they would get £100.000.000 to go shopping with......

[Lil Miss]

so they decided to go to the bermuda triangle where "strange things happen" so they could finish the quest, however another tmp member wanted to help them, this was of course..............

[PeterBale]

. . . Fishsta, who had now been missing for some time . . .

[BBCBass]

Was found with his hands and knees on the ground looking for...

[IckleSop]

a key, Lil Miss started to look too and but found..

[BBCBass]

...Lynchies feet. She stopped to smell the roses, but realised they weren't so rosy, so she...

[lynchie]

sprayed them with Watermelon Sparkle spray (it exists, and it rocks!) and quickly grabbed the nearest armadillo and told it to go and fetch a blue flower with red leaves...

[IckleSop]

Lil Miss in the mean time got up and huged icklesop, "are we going to get out of here" Lil Miss asked with a puzzled look, Icklesop grabbed Fishstas hand, and Lil Miss Grabbed Lynchies, "we need to complete the quest" icklesop cried, BBCBari Jumped out of now where with

[Lil Miss]

an idea and said he wanted to help with the quest, but Lil Miss and Icklesop were abit cautious and tied him up with a rope ;-) (to make sure he behaved)
"Ok now let's go" said Icklesop as everyone linked their arms and together walk off into the sunset in search of finishin the quest...........

[Lil Miss]

ok to wrap up this most borin adventure, icklesop, lil miss, lynchie, fishstas all finished the quest and burn a cd of pianissimo for theMusicMan, lil miss and icklesop got their money and they started shoppin.....not just for ermm ordinary clothes....the "special type" .....anyways after they went shoppin,
they bumped in to (suprise suprise) fitzy who loved the new outfits ;-) .....................

[MoominDave]

..."I had no idea you two were into English Civil War reenacting too", he cried in delight. "The next meeting of the Melbourne branch of the Sealed Knot is on Tuesday; I'm sure you'd be very welcome to come along"...

[Lil Miss]

"indeed we will come along, as long as u show us the way" cried icklesop......"yeah great" mumbled lil miss....and so they were off

[MoominDave]

off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz (sorry!)

[fitzy]

whilst they where off to see the aussie wizard (I think it was Shane Warne in a cloak!) The wicked witch of the

[IckleSop]

french hornets stopped them in there path, but un known by them it was hbb in drag, Lil Miss grabbed Icklesop and Icklesop Grabbed

[fitzy]

Lil Miss and they both screamed thier lungs out! Meanwhile........

[Lil Miss]

fitzy tries to fight off Hbb and protect the lovely ladies :-)
naturally he just picks up a nearby soprano and starts playin love songs, that makes Hbb cry and he melts "i'm melting...melting" cries Hbb. "Thanks" says icklesop, "How can we ever repay u?" says Lil Miss.......

[PeterBale]

"You could always buy me a goldmine in Ballarat", said Fitzy, "or help me find the elusive piano top c, whichever is the easier . . . "

[Lil Miss]

" Raincheck?" asks lil miss ;-)
"How bout TheMusicMan gives u a quest and we'll help u??" asks icklesop.
"ok" says Fitzy and off they go, all linkin arms together, walkin off into the sunset (sound familiar, hehehe)

[Lil Miss]

Instead of a quest TheMusicMan gave fitzy a challenge, to not drink for a year. "we'll hav to keep him occuped to keep his mind of it" said Lil miss, "that'll alright, we'll challenge him to car racing on xbox" said icklesop, "i'll slaughter him, i've had too much practise at it" said Lil miss with a big grin on her face...........

[Lil Miss]

so all day for the next 2 months. Lil miss kept slaughterin fitzy at not only car racin games but anything he suggested....hehehe....and icklesop would do the same.......

[Di]

when she is sober and feeling well enough to ...

[Lil Miss]

and of course lil miss would be lookin after her sister when she felt ill :-) ......

[Griffin]

... mean-while, back at the ranch. Fitzy got a shock when he found the elusive Aussie wizard of Oz, when it turned out to be Rolf Harris with a cricket bat. Screaming like an 8 year old girl, Fitzy ran off to...

[six pints]

the nearest pub when someone screamed nooooo you cant drink. he turned around and saw that it was...

[HBB]

... the very much missed Beaker, suddenly turning up before christmas as...

[Di]

... the good fairy that Beakers playing in the local pantomime along with ....

[Big Twigge]

the pantomime horse, the ugly sisters and the....

[six pints]

man who sells popcorn to the audience, which happened to include...

[PeterBale]

Peter Kay, Harry Hill and Ken Dodd & the Diddymen . . .

[ronnie_the_lizard]

.....who brought their full complement of tickling sticks and set about using them unmercilessly to..........

[Bariman]

... strike the body of the man in the front row of the audience who just happened to be ...

[PeterBale]

. . . fast asleep at the time.

[Big Twigge]

Sir Jimmy Saville

[IckleSop]

shouted

[PeterBale]

when he heard that Top of the Pops was to be axed . . .

[ronnie_the_lizard]

"Owza...owza....owza....owzabout that then....." he yelled.....

[PeterBale]

Which confused the Australian cricket team so much that they . . .

[Griffin]

...decided to cancel the 'Ashes' and declare that England are the greatest...

[ronnie_the_lizard]

....sporting ambassadors that Zimbabwe have ever known, and .......

[IckleSop]

Roger Thorne and MusicMan the Kings of

[MoominDave]

Darkness, although this was not generally realised until the publication of the winner of the tMP March competition, a nifty little two-step entitled '666 Squadron'.

[PeterBale]

. . . which had been transcribed in reverse in an attempt to trick the short-listing panel . . .

[Big Twigge]

to become a longer listing panel and encourage the youth of today to have a ...

[2nd man down]

brighter outlook of love and peace but...

[Nuke]

theyd been left off as friends of emley brass band so they all wenty out and murdered people theyd never met before ....

[Big Twigge]

, especially people called Albert Whipsnaid

[2nd man down]

because it's a common fact that people called Albert Whipsnaid are prime candidate's for murder plots by random spur of the moment killers so...

[Griffin]

...beware of ...

[super_sop]

flying killer fish..........

[PeterBale]

wearing green wellies and hiding in cement mixers with santa hats on . . .

[Bariman]

... but not having seen a

[Bariman]

cement mixer with a santa hat on ....

[kevthedrummer]

the little orange Light ....

[Griffin]

...changed to green and accelerated to the speed of sound towards Yorkshire where...

[HBB]

.. it was christmas, and police officers were more concerned about cat-burgulars, or in this case, cat shootings...

[Griffin]

...which was a missunderstanding! I caught the cat burguling and so I said FREEZE, but the infant cat raised its paws (pause!!;)) so I was forced to...

[HBB]

... tickle it as....

[Griffin]

..I knew that it is a kittens only weakness, but it turns out that...

[PeterBale]

this kitten was covered by an exclusion claws, so tickling had no effect at all.

[Di]

This kitten actually prefers ...

[Griffin]

..Hallle Berry in her new film...

[Seedhouse]

...who decided to do the most dastardly thing to the cat, which was to...

[Di]

having its whiskers plucked and used for ....

[Seedhouse]

...violin strings!

[Griffin]

..however, the cat saw Halle Berry's evil intentions comming and quickly lept into the...

[super_sop]

liquidizer that had just apearde infront of it

[Griffin]

the resulting puree was then poured into a tea cup and served to...

[super_sop]

tMM and Mr Thorne, whom im sure appered at some stage earlier in this mad cap story

[Griffin]

who said it was the best cuppa they had had since....

[super_sop]

who said it was the best cuppa they had had since....they climed up to the top of mount everest last week......

[Griffin]

in order to get away from super_sop and his...

[super_sop]

extermly loud

[Griffin]

...friend...

[super_sop]

Basil farquart the great....

[Griffin]

flatulant fox from....

[super_sop]

flugela the the land of milk and............

[Griffin]

flatulant animals or which Basil Farquart was a respectable...

[super_sop]

hearder, he was also known to taech the animals to...........

[Griffin]

play the Soprano Cornet, because Basil knew that the Sop is the greatest invention known to...

[super_sop]

explode rangbats the daedly animal that stalked him....

[Griffin]

since his days at Black Dyke, fortunatley for him, he always carried a...

[super_sop]

miniture sop in hois pocket, and one of his beloved animals in a sack on his bak just in case...................

[Griffin]

he met Pete Roberts on his travels, where he could play On With The Motley while the little animal would tap dance on his...

[super_sop]

fingers..............

[PeterBale]

whilst playing the ocarina . . .

[super_sop]

and singing, songs from the old country.

[Griffin]

which Pete particularly liked because it reminded him of the days when he used to..

[Northants_tuba]

grow turnips in his very large shed....

[Lil Miss]

on the other side of his 20 acres property

[PeterBale]

which could only be reached at low tide due to the . . .

[super_sop]

even lowere level of his.........