Zoe Lucker - footballers wife

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by deave, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. deave

    deave Member

    I just wanted to say that she fancies me........

    She appeared at half time of a Sellers concert on sunday early evening in Huds Town Hall. Her job was to pick raffle tickets out of a basket, and just before she left the stage she looked me in the eye and waved goodbye to me. Many other people in the band thought it was aimed at them. But I can confirm she left her phone number for me at reception........
  2. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    wheres the punchline dave?? :?
  3. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    We'll probably find that out when he's discovered on the ground after being pushed off the roof :wink:
  4. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    yeah, the next lines:......then i woke up!
  5. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    while I have NO idea who this Zoe chicky is, I am sure it was a nice moment for the 2 of you.......

    Which reminds me. I DID tell you all Charlotte Church and I dated, right?? What can I say...she digs Aussie tuba players!!
  6. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    you survived Wales' Most Annoying? Incredible!
  7. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Actually, I must admit...it's all my fault she is the way she is.
    I allowed fame to get to her head. I mean australia was the first country to get her double platinum!!

    I owe my apologies to the world and I hope her parents will forgive me, for I did what I did for love........ :? :shock: :oops: **spew**
  8. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Hahaha you're so funny!!! :shock:
  9. pug_101

    pug_101 Member

    I think you'll find that she was looking at your fellow cornet player...Mr R Shaw!
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    ...and they untie the sleeves of your jacket when???
  11. SoloBaritone

    SoloBaritone Member

    Deave you live in your own little world!! I never even saw her waving but I was too busy looking at Kay's distraught face, it was the highlight of my night. If only you swapped places with Kay, you could have had Zoe's ass your face!

  12. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    she had less of an ass than me tho jayney!!! :?
  13. i love poo

    i love poo New Member

    deave was she bored?!!!!!!!!! :p
  14. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    HA! no one looks at Rich like that! :roll: