Your favourite (clean) muso style gags?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Here's a starter.

    Notice in Classical Music magazine:

    'Experienced and established string quartet requires two violins and a 'cello.'
     
  2. Morghoven

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    Two tuba players walk past a pub, and....

    No wait - that would never happen!

    :D
     
  3. Lothianh

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    I was recently looking at the website of a band in Canada (band name withheld to protect the innocent) and came across the following on their Vacancies page:

    "Intelligent double BBflat bass player sought..."

    Dare to dream. Oh, wait a minute, I used to play BBb bass. ;-)

    -Lothian
     
  4. Steve

    Steve Active Member

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    Define perfect pitch................

    .......Its when the banjo doesnt hit the sides of the dissapearing dumpster.
     
  5. andyp

    andyp Active Member

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  6. Okiedokie of Oz

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    Variation of the way I know it....
    3 tuba players walked past a bar....
    Well, it could happen!!
     
  7. uncle eric

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    hello friends

    i'm not very good at telling jokes but here goes. i know it's an old one, but it's still my favourite

    wife to husband (or vice versa): you love that blooming* band more than me!
    husband to wife (or vise versa): i love (insert name of rival band-and swear word for effect if desired, although we don't really hold with profanity in the uncle eric household) more than you!!!!

    *apologies for the language, especially the youngsters and ladies

    ha ha ha ha etc

    uncle eric
     
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