Your favourite (clean) muso style gags?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Here's a starter.

    Notice in Classical Music magazine:

    'Experienced and established string quartet requires two violins and a 'cello.'
  2. Morghoven

    Morghoven Member

    Two tuba players walk past a pub, and....

    No wait - that would never happen!

  3. Lothianh

    Lothianh Member

    I was recently looking at the website of a band in Canada (band name withheld to protect the innocent) and came across the following on their Vacancies page:

    "Intelligent double BBflat bass player sought..."

    Dare to dream. Oh, wait a minute, I used to play BBb bass. ;-)

  4. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Define perfect pitch................

    .......Its when the banjo doesnt hit the sides of the dissapearing dumpster.
  5. andyp

    andyp Active Member

  6. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Variation of the way I know it....
    3 tuba players walked past a bar....
    Well, it could happen!!
  7. uncle eric

    uncle eric Member

    hello friends

    i'm not very good at telling jokes but here goes. i know it's an old one, but it's still my favourite

    wife to husband (or vice versa): you love that blooming* band more than me!
    husband to wife (or vise versa): i love (insert name of rival band-and swear word for effect if desired, although we don't really hold with profanity in the uncle eric household) more than you!!!!

    *apologies for the language, especially the youngsters and ladies

    ha ha ha ha etc

    uncle eric

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