Your Best Tip

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Have you ever had a tip like THIS

  2. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I've got lovely eyes, would anyone like to give me a Porsche? Will settle for Audi TT...

  3. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    My Brothers Best Tip - Dont Eat Yellow Snow...
  4. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Telephone directories make great address books, just cross out the names you don't know.
  5. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Do you have a lot of spare time...???
  6. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Yes ;) but I am just quoting from when Viz was funny :cool: and not a corporate sell out as it is now :rolleyes:
  7. flower girl

    flower girl Member

    never answer your dad if he says "DO I LOOK STUPID?!?"

    That was a tip given to me by a 6 year old, pretty sound advice
  8. lottie4744

    lottie4744 Member

    Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
  9. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    LMAO .... I'm gonna try that one!
  10. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Yeah .... cos the windscreen is the only window they can stick the parking ticket isn't it! :rolleyes:

    Besides, your battery may run out if you leave it too long anyway, and leave a clean windscreen for the ticket to be stuck on it!

  11. lottie4744

    lottie4744 Member

    I know somewhere else where Mr Traffic Warden could stick the ticket :)
  12. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member


    Another great tip........

    Don't wipe your a*** with a broken bottle!! :eek:


    Don't sit down with a lightbulb in your back pocket!! :tongue:

  13. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Never put your tongue on a glacier!
  14. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

  15. Janet Watkins

    Janet Watkins Member

    Don't bend down in a revolving door!