Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Aug 18, 2005.
Have you ever had a tip like THIS
I've got lovely eyes, would anyone like to give me a Porsche? Will settle for Audi TT...
My Brothers Best Tip - Dont Eat Yellow Snow...
Telephone directories make great address books, just cross out the names you don't know.
Do you have a lot of spare time...???
Yes but I am just quoting from when Viz was funny and not a corporate sell out as it is now
never answer your dad if he says "DO I LOOK STUPID?!?"
That was a tip given to me by a 6 year old, pretty sound advice
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
LMAO .... I'm gonna try that one!
Yeah .... cos the windscreen is the only window they can stick the parking ticket isn't it!
Besides, your battery may run out if you leave it too long anyway, and leave a clean windscreen for the ticket to be stuck on it!
I know somewhere else where Mr Traffic Warden could stick the ticket
Another great tip........
Don't wipe your a*** with a broken bottle!!
Don't sit down with a lightbulb in your back pocket!! :tongue:
Never put your tongue on a glacier!
Don't bend down in a revolving door!
Separate names with a comma.