Jeez, I'm flattered! I'm only a humble poster! Your 'farewell' messages have right got me choked! Firstly, may I just say that I WILL have Internet access when I move to Arran, but it will be without broadband and with what I've got to do to get myself established when I move up there, my visits to tMP will be severely limited for the first few months. Nevertheless, thank you all for your lovely messages and thank you John and Will for combining to set it up! And big Arran hugs to all of you! Still, before this gets too much like an Oscar speech..... Yorkshire bloke goes to the doctor's. 'Look, doc, I've got summat stuck up me backside and I don't know what it is. Could you take a look? Doctor has a look and fishes out a £10 note. 'Eeeee, must be me lucky day' says the patient. 'Hang on, there's more' says the doctor and proceeds to extract another £10 note, followed by a £5 note, a £20 note...... This goes on for some time until finally the doctor extracts the last note from the patient's backside. 'How much was in there, doc?' '£1,995 in total' 'Eeeee, I knew I weren't feeling two grand!'