Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by meandmycornet, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    Hello Everybody,

    One of my best friends is moving up to Yorkshire (how jealous am I??) in just over a week, I want to give her a special going away present! :tongue: I want to give her a yorkshire survival kit :tongue: but I don't really know what too put in it, other than yorkshire puddings and yorkshire tea and a map of yorkshire!

    Any Ideas? ..... please??

    Fi xx
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  3. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Eee bah gum.....

    How about a Brass Band recording ;)
  4. gawber

    gawber Active Member

    A flat cap and a ferret. I never leave home without mine.
  5. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Pontefract Cakes (if you can find any)

    The last bottle of Summer wine?
  6. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    whats a pontefract cake? and how are ferrets yorkshireish? brilliant ideas though! :D
  7. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    It's made out of licorice - I think they're pretty disgusting actually, but then I don't like licorice!
  8. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    How about a cricket ball? She would be welcomed with open arms then :wink:
  9. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    If it was for a lad, then Yorkshiremen never go anywhere without their velcro gloves... :D
  10. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Careful lad - tha'll get thysel' in t'muck wi' comments like that :D
  11. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Surely she needs things not readily available on the wrong side of the Pennines? Like warmth, sunshine, decent coffee, food that hasn't been boiled to death and soaked in lard...:rolleyes:
    Naughty badger. I'm going to hell for this aren't I. Particularly if my Yorkshire-born-and-bred husband sees this post.
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  13. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    ok I'm definately getting Emma the yorkshire - english, english - yorkshire dictionary i've seen on amazon!

    Anyone care to translate? :tongue:
  14. Flugel_Player

    Flugel_Player Member

    What about, a little dog, a whippet..! o yes and a pipe so she doesnt get bored on long walks out up the moors! There!!! a pair of walking boots and a stick!! :D
  15. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    wouldn't a yorkshire terrier be more appropriate? :tongue:
  16. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    Yeah I was gonna say a translator :p I can understand some of it though. Brassed off dvd and soundtrack. On second thoughts get me the soundtrack but she can have the dvd.
  17. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    I'm not from Yorkshire, it is only my second language. :tongue:
  18. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    huge stick-on side burns
  19. Flugel_Player

    Flugel_Player Member

    yer.. Infact why dont you just get her something she would like as a christmas prezzie
  20. Flugel_Player

    Flugel_Player Member

    yer thts gr8, sideburns, why didnt i trhink of tht, elvis suite
  21. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    As a true Yorkshireman born and bred, the only thing you need to survive in Yorkshire is good looks, lots of charm and a hatred of Lancashire;)

    We're all outstandingly good folk, so your friend will settle in just fine! :biggrin:

    One piece of Advice though never...ever, go on Ilkley moor b'aht 'at, it gets rather cold up there especially in winter.:eek:
  22. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    cus then that would be something pink and fluffy and not yorkshirey at all :tongue:

    i like the idea of sideburns :D she'll look very fetching in a nice pair of sideburns!

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