Yorkshire Water Board goes urine whacky

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by TheMusicMan, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    Yorkshire’s water utility has provided a handy urine quality chart online so customers can ensure that they are peeing properly. Fortunately the chart is printable and is pocket-sized so concerned customers can use it on-the-go.

    What on earth...???
     
  2. Cornishwomble

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    Well I've just used the Men's chart and I'm very clear! But then I have been drinking Yorkshire tea, I wonder if there's a link?
     
  3. The Cornet King

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    I can't see it catching on somehow!:p

    As if the question of comparing notes in the Gents wasn't already a dubious topic...
     
  4. Andy Cooper

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    I presume this is a **** take?
     
  5. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

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    We used to have a poo chart by our toilet when I was in Leeds - I think there are about 7 different types. I had a happy moment about a month ago when I saw the same poo chart on a friend's toilet wall (she is a medic)...an interesting toilet read I can assure you!
     
  6. DaveR

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    Sometimes, I just can't believe what a sheltered life I lead! :eek: I have no desire whatsoever to own such a thing, but just supposing for one moment that I did, where the heck do you get a poo chart from?????? :confused:
     
  7. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    A poo chart shop of course Dave... sheesh...!!! ;)
     
  8. DaveR

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    Doh!! Why didn't I think of that?! :rolleyes:
     
  9. Big Twigge

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    I think ours came from my housemates Dad (who is a GP) and my friend's also came from a drugs company type thing! I'd love to own one again - very informative!
     
  10. PeterBale

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    Gives a totally new meaning to the game of "poo(h) sticks" ;)
     
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