Xmas Prezzies for the awkward person in your life !

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Farmer Giles, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. Farmer Giles

    Farmer Giles Member

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    hi all

    first of all, my apologies for posting this so far away from crimbo, but if i don't start thinking soon, i'll never work out what i am getting folk.

    now the real problem i have is my dad.

    he has to be the most awkward person to buy anything for !
    he doesn't drink
    he doesn't smoke
    he doesn't play sport
    he doesn't even like sport !
    he hates people buying him books, tools, clothes etc.........

    anyone got any bright ideas ?

    please !

    FG
     
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  4. jpbray

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    If he's a Yorkshireman he won't spend that either; by the sounds of things :p
     
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  6. mikelyons

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    Gift tokens? Then he can choose for himself.


    Failing that, a bag that's had cakes in. :)
     
  7. lynchie

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    What goes well with my parents is a day out with a meal to be taken at anytime (obviously not Crimbo as it's so expensive).
     
  9. flugelgal

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    Buy him a nice shiny flugelhorn. Every home should have one.
     
  10. HBB

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    Hehe, me thinks that a price range should be presented...
     
  11. lynchie

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    how about writing him a song... personal touch and all that... ;)
     
  12. Bariman

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    Obviously sounds like a man who has everything.

    If that's the case how about a course of penicillin! :D
     
  13. Farmer Giles

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    some good suggestions there.
    price range......
    say £100 tops
    a little more info.
    he doesn't have any pets, he is retired, he doesn't know, or want to know anything about computers, he is not musical in any way.
    about the only thing he likes is books and history. But he has a library van visit every two weeks, so he can get all the books he needs there.

    thanks folks

    FG
     
  14. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    I think it sounds like he has everything he needs. Why don't you ask him to nominate a charity, and then make a donation to that Charity instead of giving him something that he doesn't want?
     
  15. all history? what about a day trip/holiday for day or so to london to BM, V&A etc? to a big stately home jobby? :confused:
     
  16. cheekycheesecake

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    give him a slap and tell him to get over his awkward self.

    and maybe a hair curler or something, unless he's bald then give him another slap for that, that should do it he'll be happy as larry
     
  17. Roger Thorne

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    Buy him a book about the history of the Library Van!

    ;)
     
  18. impycornet

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    I believe 'La Salsa' in Huddersfield have a gift voucher scheme ?

    :)
     
  19. lynchie

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    sorry, thought you said la senza for a second there... although he might appreciate it...
     
  20. six pints

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    a sundial!!!!


    sorry i think theyre really cool, we bought my grandad one once
     
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