Would you let someone eat you??

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by ju33les, Jan 30, 2004.

  1. ju33les

    ju33les Member

    After watching the geezer on the news....well...WOULD you??? :?
  2. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    Sighs: Ye knew it'd be modded lads...
  3. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    Depends what we get served with :roll:

    really! how can people want that! the mind boggles!
  4. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    if it was with marmite or in a sandwich then i might consider it....
    or how about as a milkshake?
  5. for a price..........yeah
  6. haha, price of an arm and a leg
    (gettit? "cost me an arm and a leg!")
    :) they get worse
  7. James McFadyen

    James McFadyen New Member

    Sighs: Ye knew it'd be modded lads...

  8. T-Horn

    T-Horn Member

    Think aidan already beat u to pointing out the obvious james :lol:
  9. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    :wink: :p
  10. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    i wouldnt let any one eat me, and anyway, i don't think i'd taste that good anyway!

    though i would like to nominate the idiot who bent and creased the bell on my new handmade customised trumpet the other day... :evil: to be eaten!
  11. NeilW

    NeilW Member

    From "At the drop of a hat", by Flanders and Swan

    Flanders: A song which we call, "The Reluctant Cannibal":

    Seated one day at the tom-tom,
    I heard a welcome shout from the kitchen:
    Roast leg of insurance salesman!

    A chorus of "yum"s ran round the table:
    (Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum...)
    Except for Junior, who pushed away his shell,
    Got up from his log, and said:

    Swann: "I don't want any part of it!"

    Flanders: What? Why not?

    Swann: I don't eat people.
    Flanders: Hey?
    Swann: I won't eat people.
    Flanders: Huh?
    Swann: I don't eat people.
    Flanders: I must be going deaf!
    Swann: Eating people is wrong.
    Flanders: It's wrong?

    Swann: Don't eat people.
    Flanders: Have you gone clean out of your mind?
    Swann: I won't eat people.
    Flanders: What's the matter with the lad?
    Swann: Don't eat people.
    Flanders: He keeps on repeating.
    Both: Eating people is bad.

    Flanders: But people have always eaten people,
    What else is there to eat?
    If the Juju had meant us not to eat people,
    He wouldn't have made us of meat!

    Swann: Don't eat people.
    Flanders: Oh no, not again.
    Swann: I won't eat people.
    Flanders: All the day long.
    Both: Don't eat people.
    Flanders: He keeps on repeating.
    Both: Eating people is wrong.

    Flanders: Well... I... I never heard a more ridiculous idea in all my born days. To think that a son of mine should grow up to be a sissy - me, chief assistant to the assistant chief! I suppose you realise, son, if this was to get around, we might never get self-Government.

    Swann: I won't eat people!

    Flanders: Have you been talking to one of your mothers again? You're not getting to be one of these cranks who think that eating people is cruel, are you? Seeing the man sitting in the pot and you think he's suffering. Oh, it's not like that at all. Why, he's just had an invigourating chase through the forest, sitting there in the nice warm water with all the carrots and dumplings and things, he's thinking, "Oh, the pleasure and happiness I'm going to give to a heap of people". That man in the pot there, he enjoys it!

    Swann: Eating people is wrong!

    Flanders: Look son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere... whether you mean it or not. But you're young, you're young, when you're young you think you can change the whole world overnight, even eating people - I know, I've been young myself. Take it from your old Dad, you've just got to learnt to take the world as it is.

    Swann: I won't let another man pass my lips!

    Flanders: I know why you say "Don't eat people", because you are a coward, Francis, that's your trouble. Yes, a yellow-livered coward. You wouldn't mind eating people if you weren't afraid of ending up in the pot yourself - how despicable! If you go on like this you're liable to get ME into hot water.

    Swann: I won't eat people.
    Flanders: That's enough!
    Swann: I don't eat people.
    Flanders: I don't want to...
    Swann: Eating people is wrong!
    Flanders: Communist!

    Flanders: Going around saying "Don't eat people",
    That's the way to make people hate'ya.
    We always have eaten people, always will eat people,
    You can't change human nature.

    Flanders: Now let's try...
    Swann: I won't eat people,
    I don't eat people,
    I won't eat people,
    I don't eat people!
    Flanders: Must have been someone he ate!
    Swann: Eating people is out!

    Flanders: I give up, I give up, you used to be a regular anthrophagi. If this crazy idealistic idea of yours was to catch on, I just dunno where we would all be. Just about ruin our entire internal economy. Fortunately, I suppose it's catching on isn't really very likely - why, you might just as well going around saying "Don't fight people", for example...

    Swann: Don't fight people? Ha, ha! Don't fight people?! Ha ha ha!
    Flanders: There, imagine? There, you see! All part of the same...
    Both: (laughing) ... fantastical impossibility!
    Flanders: That's the boy!

  12. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    aww... :evil:
  13. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    well if they want to i suppose...
  14. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    no, no, no, no NO. and in case u didnt get that.. NO!!!!!
    1st, its a bit mingin really aint it? be truthful.. would you consider it? i think not.
    2nd. i dont think i wud taste particularly good anyway... so ur wastin ur time
  15. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    I'm sure Miss Twigge could come up with a good recipe...
  16. Dawnys_flug

    Dawnys_flug Member

    :shock: Never ever, ever, ever!! :shock:
  17. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Well ok, but I issue a disclosure, that I really am not into cannibalism(and probably can't spell it either)

    I'd start with a bit of thigh, plenty of meat and apparently we taste of pork, so maybe a little apple and thyme marinade...

    Enough. I feel ill.
  18. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    Mmmm yes. Can I have the crackling please?

  19. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Oooooooooooooooh yuk!!!!

    No way!!!

    Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!!!!!
  20. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    certainly...you could even choose the body part to 'crackle'

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