worst possible name

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Crazysop, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. Crazysop

    Crazysop Member

    What is the worst possible name you could give to a child?


    Suggestions please!!!!!!
  2. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    How about Mr and Mrs Killin who named their daughter Mercy, or Mr and Mrs Bush who named their two daughters Rose and Ivy. :)
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Ben Dover....

    Watch the simpsons and you'll get all Barts ones as well ;-)
  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Al Caholic

    Seamour Buttz

    Amanda Hugenkiss
  5. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    I know if you say this quick it sound like something else:
    bleeped out sorry:biggrin:

    Sorry for the rude one on this

    Mod intervention sorry Ian.... ott;)
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  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Ian!!! :shock: :oops:
  7. BbBill

    BbBill Supporting Member

    Was watching Meet the Parents last night on DVD, cant get much worse than Gaylord M Focker!!
  8. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    How very true....
  9. masefield

    masefield Member

    How about Mr and Mrs Curtin who called their daughter Annette
  10. wewizrobbed

    wewizrobbed Member

    apple. strange but true!
  11. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    I think Homicidal Benny Boy is quite bad, Ben, what were your Mum and Dad thinking?

    And anything rhyming is just cruel.

    Lambert the Sec (Well it was nearly that!)
  12. Boris.. my friend is dead set on calling her first child that!
  13. Brassb3ll3nd

    Brassb3ll3nd Member

    male: KEVIN

    female: MIRIAM
  14. stephen2001

    stephen2001 Member

    Brooklyn, Romeo....

    (you get my drift ;))
  15. Brassb3ll3nd

    Brassb3ll3nd Member

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....er no!
  16. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  17. sterlingsop

    sterlingsop Member

    I know a child called Dean Lane who goes to a school round here, which v funny to those who live in the Newton Heath/Failsworth area of Manchester, and I used to know a horn player called Sarah Driver whose mother was called Laurie. I kid you not!! :biggrin:

    More recently I heard of a local school with a child called Ryan Ryan. Poor lad keeps getting into trouble because teachers don't believe he is called the same name twice and they think he's taking the mickey :tongue:

    I think Pam Smith is a bobbins name too. Fancy being saddled with that :confused:
  18. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    one of the teachers at my school had his heart set on calling his baby blob if it was a boy or blobette if it was a girl!
  19. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    now..... what did Alice in "Vicar of Dibley" call her child......

    Defo had tellybubbies in it..............
  20. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Any of the "virtue" names.
    Grace will turn out to have all the poise of a stampeding hippo, Hope will become a depressive, Charity will be a miser and Chastity/Honour will almost certainly be cheap.
    I once met someone called Gaylord.

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