Worst player thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by nickjones, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    As the new prem season starts , who has been the ultimate football donkey...............

    Marco Boogers - west ham Proper Mental!!
    Tony Daley - 21 games in 4 years for wolves! proper waste of money ( cost a couple of Million , when a couple of Million was a serious amount of Money
    Tomasz Frankowski - the Pole with No Goal.....painful to watch
    Massimo Taibi - er worst goalie ever
    djimi traore - best own goal scorer in the world ever...champ league winner - like a newly born donkey with no balance
    Eric Djemba-Djemba - trading off the great st Eric of cantona's name....shocking
    Torben Piechnik - Liverpool erm terrible
    Vinnie Jones - a proper clown

    add your own shockers!!!!
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2009
  2. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Daniel Prodan.

    Cost Rangers 2.2m and arrived injured. Never kicked a first team ball in two and a half years and was punted on a free.

    Of course there's always Tore Andre Flo - 12.5m LOL
  3. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    What a disappointment, I thought this was gonna be a proper mudslinging worst band player thread !
  4. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    Andre Silenzi, and the other two useless italians David Prat bought for a lot too much money and sent my beloved down the tubes for the next ten years.
  5. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    lets start one, my vote is for nasty nick!
  6. bbg

    bbg Member

    We had a whole squad of "worst players" at Raith Rovers a few seasons back (no comments please, Mr Martin!) - Claude Anelka (there, I've managed to type in the idiot's name), brother of Nicolas, "bought into the club" and brought over a raft of mainly amateur players from France.
    Rank rotten the lot of them, relegated the team and almost bankrupted the club with their wages / flats / car expenses etc etc.

    As far as top league clubs are concerned, the Chinese international centre half (Du Wei?) who played 45 minutes for Celtic in a Cup defeat to lower league Clyde is a candidate, along with his predecessor, Rafael Scheidt, who played exactly as he sounded......

    The other half of the Old Squirm , as well as Flo, signed Swedish internationalist Jonas Thern a few years back and the guy was so slow and unfit that he should have been embarrased to pick up his wages.
  7. Columbo

    Columbo Member

    Newcastle for their lazy, unprofessional and mard***e underachieving attitude last year!
  8. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    Jonothan Bateson, Bradistan City. A horrible tackle on our MoM who ran him ragged all night tonight, near as damn it broke his leg and then complained about being sent off.

    what a stopcock.
  9. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    I want to vote for Stan Collymore, he should have been much better and underachieved.
  10. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Agreed. Still not as bad as Istvan Kozma though!

    I'll add Ade Akinbiyi and Jason Lee to the list......................
  11. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    most underachieving player (if you can call being a Forest hero and a Liverpool player underachieving!) maybe, but worst player... no way. He got Forest promoted back to the Premiership almost singlehandedly.
  12. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    but his private life got in the way of what he could have done and I still think he underachieved, big name and what did he do for England more importantly?
  13. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    I don't really care what he did for England....... I am a Forest supporter and as such am ever so slightly biased towards one of the greatest strikers ever in a Forest shirt, scoring somthing like 42 from 65 games. He did underachieve, but the worst player? You're having a laugh.
  14. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    all coming out now forrest supporter you!!! correct i agree and no he wasn't the worst player
  15. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

  16. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Classic scam! But typical Souness activity! ;)

    Another fictional footballer, who according to the Times and the News of the World at the time was attracting interest from Liverpool, was Didier Baptiste! Some more scams here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/1118488.stm

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