Yeh i was just browsing 4 bars rest when i came across a composer going by the name of Hardy Mertens. Who the hell is he you may say, well i aint got a clue.(look at European 2003 piece on 4 bars rest to find out more) But just take a look at his list of pieces for band! Then make your own mind up about this guy!!! (And these ARE genuine...I or 4 bars rest kid you not!!!!) Taken from 4 bars rest: “All the binge bottles for the beat and blow job mob, the nimble naughty thirsty on the loose.” “All the mouth watering meals for flashing Flora, the nimble naughty hungry ghost on the loose” :? Or what about, “Ballroom Bamboozles” or “Lest we forget” (could we ever? - editor) or “The Three Storms”, “U Mundu drentu a ti”, “Ten romantic moods”, Louice and Blue Eyes” and “Once I was a dreamer”. I dont know what drugs this guy was on when he came up with these names but apparently the pieces are even worse than the names. :shock: Has anyone seen a name of a piece that could possibly beat these??? Replies will be noted with interest! CJ Front Row, Cottingham band.