Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by shedophone, Dec 5, 2003.

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  1. shedophone

    shedophone Member

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
    Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man.
    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
    There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " :twisted:
  2. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    I think that's the first time we've had the same joke posted twice in a day.
    there's a whole thread dedicated to bad jokes now.
  3. shedophone

    shedophone Member

    Oh. Sorry. Should pay more attention. :cry:
  4. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    i think the first time i heard that joke it was gerry adams and ian paisley...
  5. dyl

    dyl Active Member

  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I wouldn't say that was a bad joke though ...
  7. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Maybe, but there's no disputing the fact it's been posted before though! ;)
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