Womans Personality - Which One Are You?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Mar 25, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    North Lancing
    There is a male version of this but I'm afraid it is far too rude to put on a family forum :oops: :shock: :oops: :shock:

    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink.

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
    Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    South London
    now everyone print it out and test the theories this weekend... :D
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: Ace...
  4. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Schloss Dachstein
    I have been known to consume all of those drinks, sometimes in one evening. What does that make me?

    A classy high/low maintenance slut who whines, plays pool and hangs out with rugger-buggers. (nearset UK equivalent of frat-boys I can think of).
    Seems fair. :wink:
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