Winter Boots...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by TheMusicMan, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    If you've ever dressed a child you will like this.

    Did you hear about the Teacher who was helping one of her Nursery students put on his winter boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

    Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.

    She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

    No sooner had they gotten the boots off than he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his winter coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots"

    Her trial starts next month.
  2. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    LMAO brilliant!!!
  3. ray_ed

    ray_ed Member

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    NICE ONE !!
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    kids are sooo like that . little terrors!!
  4. EIBB_Ray

    EIBB_Ray Member

    No doubt she'll be acquitted if the jury is full of parents.

    My little "know-it-all" will be 3 next week and rather scarily shows more aptitude towards percussion that brass (although they tell me all children show aptitude for percussion.)
  5. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    :clap: heehee :clap:
    Sounds worse than trying to put my little sisters shoes on.