Windows Slogans

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by JessopSmythe, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member


    Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system is "it just works".

    So what were the slogans for the previous versions?

    Here are some possiiblities:

    Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?

    Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn't it?

    Windows 286: Yeah, we're still kidding.

    Windows 386: Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.

    Windows 3.0: It's finally worth buying!

    Windows 3.1: It's finally worth using!

    Windows 95: Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.

    Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!

    Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!

    Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!

    NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!

    NT 2.0: Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!

    NT 3.0: Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?

    NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest.

    NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.

    Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!

    Windows XP: It just works.

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  2. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member likey :D
  3. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    Funny yet so true!
  4. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    SO true!

    Mac all the way!

    Now if only I could afford one... :(
  5. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Funny--- but true! :D :lol:
  7. Camp Jimmy

    Camp Jimmy New Member

    The Complete Microsoft Keyboard.
    The Default Wallpaper
    Need I say owt?
  8. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    LOL!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
  9. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    I have plenty more like this, but I have a feeling - make that I KNOW - they'd get modded, but if you want more of the same you can check out