Why I sacked my secretary

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by PeterBale, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Subject: FW: Why I sacked my secretary.....

    Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need To go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there ----

    on the couch ----

    naked :oops: .
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  2. sopranoplayer

    sopranoplayer Member


    round of applause
  3. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That one is being sent around the company intranet as I write :D :clap:
  4. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    LOL!!! Like that one VERY much! ROFL! :clap: :lol:
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  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Excellent...it's going round my office too now.
  6. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    LOL very good, also going around the company now!
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  7. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Yes funny. Not sent it around though - our e-mail server's dead! ;)
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  8. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    That's great! :)
  9. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

  10. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    You're supposed to be too young to understand that! :p:eek:
  11. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    yeh well...
    Not the hardest thing to understand....
    *runs away*
  12. euphfanhan

    euphfanhan Member

    Tehe, great stuff! Although its pretty shocking behaviour for a moderator! ;)
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  13. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    Very Good !!

    Reminds me of the time I came home from work on my Birthday.My other half greeted me at the door , dressed in seductive skimpy lingerie.
    "Tonight, my darling"says she "You can tie me to the bed and do anything you want !"

    So I tied her to the bed.......

    wait for it....

    And bogged off down to the pub with the lads!!!!
  14. Brassb3ll3nd

    Brassb3ll3nd Member

    Seems like you were ready to 'sack' her before you actually did. Fnar fnar
  15. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    I dont know about HAPPY BIRTHDAY i would say

    Happy Embarrassment Birthday LOL>LOL>LOL:clap: [​IMG] [​IMG]
  16. Jamie

    Jamie Member

    I'd divorce him! Even before I found him naked on the sofa... if he was willing to go back to his secretary's house in the first place, whatever her intentions, he needs a stern talking to!! [​IMG]

    Funny though....! lol
  17. Ginge

    Ginge Member

    Quality! [​IMG]
  18. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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