why did the chicken cross the road?

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  1. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    There are millions of why did the chicken cross the road jokes, so whats your answer?
    (just a bit of fun:biggrin:)
     
  2. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    You have a strange sense of fun ;). I'm also concerned by this sudden obsession with chickens that you have.... :biggrin:

    OK, I'll get the obvious one out of the way - to get to the other side.

    Next....
     
  3. To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
     
  4. gawber

    gawber Active Member

    To see his flatmate................oooops sorry-that was the hedgehog!
     
  5. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    'Cos he was stapled to a fish.....



    the sadistic surrealist's answer!!
     
  6. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    he was following the egg which crossed earlier - or was the egg behind him?....
     
  7. Mister 4x4

    Mister 4x4 Member

    I say the same thing about Armadillos, as I have yet to see one alive in the 15 years I've been in Texas.
     
  8. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    To get it's Flu jab?
     
  9. flower girl

    flower girl Member

    thats terrible ^
     
  10. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    ^ but very VERY funny!
     
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  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I don't know, have a banana.



    *b*gger, must have turned two pages of the joke book at the same time there!* :oops:
     
  13. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    It wanted to stretch its legs...... It was a rubber chicken
     
  14. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    It wasn't one of our chickens. They don't have to, because now KFC delivers!

    Col. Sanders
     
  15. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI):
    The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

    GEORGE W. BUSH:
    We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

    TONY BLAIR:
    I agree with George.

    HANS BLIX:
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr:
    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    JOHN LENNON:
    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.

    RONALD REAGAN:
    What Chicken?

    SIGMUND FREUD:
    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

    BILL GATES:
    EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.

    BILL CLINTON:
    What is your definition of chicken?

    COLOLNEL SANDERS:
    Did I miss one?


    BMB
    xx​
     
  16. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    You are strange...
    I thought it was a skeleton that crossed the road?
     
  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Make no "bones" about it, it was definitely a chicken.
     
  18. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    But which crossed the road first, the skeleton or the chicken?

    Sorry, suddenly blundered into a strange parallel world of another chicken-related tMP thread there. :biggrin:
     
  19. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    We farm using the principles of biodynamics, a form of farming in which chickens are treated with homeopathic remedies rather than antibiotics, and the signs of the zodiac determine when to cross roads.

    Prince Charles
     
  20. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    The chicken. It was a wide road and died on the way turning into a skeleton.
     
  21. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    From Steve Job at Apple:

    Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.
     
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