Who make the best lovers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by johnmartin, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    I thought about putting this in the bad joke thread but then I thought it's actually quite a good joke so I gave it a thread of it's own. Anyway, apart from the joke it's clear that we bass players make the best lovers as we get better the lower we go.

    A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat as he settled in,
    he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was
    heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right
    beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business
    trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm
    going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States". He
    swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
    next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling
    to maintain his composure, he calmly asked " What's your business role at
    this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
    debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled,
    "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
    African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the
    Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
    popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is
    the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential
    lovers in all categories are the Irish!"
    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
    said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know
    your name." "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends
    call me Paddy."
  2. wally

    wally Member

    ha ha ..that's a good un!

    of course i knew the answer to your question before i had even opened up the thread. its obvious!
  3. annmck

    annmck Member

    Don't care what they play as long as they're breathing!!!!
  4. tubafran

    tubafran Active Member

    Would that be heavy breathing (in a low dusky voice) :D
  5. annmck

    annmck Member

    No any sort of breathing. At my age you can't be picky!!!
  6. aimee_euph

    aimee_euph Member

    im sorry but i dont get it :S
  7. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    Niether do I .... often enough
  8. katharine

    katharine Member

  9. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

    As for the best lovers..... Men, of course ! :D:D:D:D

    "Percussionists do it with a Bang !"
  10. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

  11. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

    errrrr.... and Female Percussionists too :D
  12. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :D thank you!

  13. horny

    horny Member

    why the answer has to be husbands ?
  14. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    That's what we tell 'em anyway... :twisted
  15. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

    Well... I'm one of those too ! :D:D:D:D

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