Whats on your Headstone?

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  1. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Whilst watching the Meaning of Life on BBC1 on Sunday night they got to talking about what people would like on their headstones...

    Alan Tichmarsh ( as told to him by the Queen on recieving his MBE ) "He gave a lot of women a lot of pleasure" :)

    Mrs WhatSharp had the best though "I want to be cremated".....:D

    Mine was "Bog off dog!" (whats a dog likely to do against a gravestone :) ).

    whats yours?
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  3. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    The famous one of course is Spike Milligan's "I told you I was ill"

    Not sure what I want on mine. Hope I don't have to make a decision just yet...:)
  4. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    I want my tombstone to say

    "I should have cut the blue wire"
  5. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    An elderly friend of mine asked his missus the same question....

    She said, "Wife of the above". :clap:


    Died, aged 135, of exhaustion,
    after a post-gig party with the
    Dagenham Girl Pipers.

    Here lies a happy man.
  6. Helen Marcroft

    Died January 14th following a serious amount of alcohol consumption at band dinner on January 13th.

  7. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    "Having a decent lie-in at long last."
  8. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    "No don't panic... the tMP Server is still running..!!"
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Saw a good one once:

    I want pink daisies on my headstone.
    As a corollary to the above what music do you want at your funeral?
    I want a full New Orleans jazz-band playing When The Saints.
  10. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member


    "99 bottles of beer on wall 99 bottles of beer ..... " :)
  11. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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  13. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    Mine would read

    'It seemed like a good idea at the time'


    'I came, I saw, I drunk'
  14. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    "I'd better not just be asleep!"
  15. Bungle

    Bungle Member

    I'm all blown out
  16. Texus

    Texus Member

    Died, aged 135, of exhaustion,
    after a post-gig party with the
    Dagenham Girl Pipers.

    Here lies a happy man.


    Mine will probably be the immortal Han Solo line :
    "It wasn't my Fault!!"
  17. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Actually, mine probably ought to be one of my catchphrases.

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  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    "Ah, so that's what cyanide tastes li...."
  20. iancwilx

    iancwilx Active Member

    That's a cracker !! (A Kippax Cracker even !)
    I just hope I don't go to Heaven - I wouldn't know anybody !!!!
    - Wilky
  21. iancwilx

    iancwilx Active Member

    " No more splits or overblowing,
    They don't have bands where he's agoing"
    - Wilky (Slightly charred !))
  22. iancwilx

    iancwilx Active Member

    "Brass Band contests lose or win,
    It was rehearsing Carnival that did him in "
    - Wilky (ZZZZZzzzzzz!!!)
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