What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by DublinBass, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

    The domestication of the llama perhaps?
  2. Di

    Di Active Member

    I dunno. :dunnoSince Rohwedder first patented his bread slicing machine waaaaaaaaay back in 1912, I guess we'd better ask some of the older members if they can remember what was the best thing before sliced bread. Mr Lyons, can you help us there? :biggrin:
  3. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    He'd probably nominate the nippies in his corner-houses ;)
  4. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Unsliced Bread :rolleyes:
  5. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    The Bread knife?
  6. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    Somebody's guna be in BIG trouble now! :tongue:
  7. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    De-hydrated H2O; You just had to add a little water. :biggrin:
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - ;) (... I know where you got the llama from!)

    ... my answer? The oven to bake the bread in!
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Crumbs, this is proving difficult! Maybe it should be money, to provide the dough for the dough - was the first baker a dough-nut?

    Surely the answer should be plain if the bread is in the pan, so why make a whole meal out of it?

    Roll up with the answers ;)
  10. Hornblower RN

    Hornblower RN Member

    My first tot of rum on my 20th birthday whilst serving in the RN..........oh and every tot afterwards!!

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  11. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    ... lol! ... after that crusty attempt, I shall not rise to the occasion ... you must be off your loaf! :redface:
  12. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I thought for a minute you were going to say I was barmy, but in that case you would have been stottiely miscaken :oops:
  13. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    ... & I thought you were going to toast me! :D (you're a good egg soldier .... OUCH!)
  14. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    Crumbs, these are breadful buns! :oops:

  15. Di

    Di Active Member

    He surely is on a roll. ;)
  16. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    ... nice one flour! (as he grinds away for more whilst listening to 'Yeasterday'!) :biggrin:
  17. Di

    Di Active Member

    You don't knead to think that hard surely?
  18. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    I'm all ears! :)
  19. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Not another batch of corny jokes - I'm surprised they've not gone stale yet!
  20. Di

    Di Active Member

    Hmm, he'd never earn his crust as a comedian eh?

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