What shall I call my badger?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by bigmamabadger, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    As some of you may know, Kate-The-Horn bought me a beeyoodiful cuddly badger for my birthday. However we are having some difficulty in naming him.
    Tried calling him Brophy after our enigmatic basstrom player but it doesn't seem to fit.
    The suggestion of "Roadkill" from our Bb bass was enough to earn him a slapping.

    Any suggestions? He is a boy badger so no girly names please. And this is a family forum....
  2. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member





  3. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Tire tracks
    How bout twister
  4. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Ahem. :oops: :oops:

    Before we go much further, how do you know it's a boy badger? You could be preparing to scar it for life if it happens to be a girl badger. Has it been speyed?

    Just thought I'd ask:oops:

    *Reaches for coat*
  5. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I just know it's a boy badger. It has that goofy macho expression....
    Altough I'm prepared to say it might be a gay badger. We will have to see how he interacts with Winnie-The-Pooh....
  6. drummerboy

    drummerboy Member

    What about Bodger? As in Bodger and Badger (anyone remember them?)
  7. ScaryFlugel

    ScaryFlugel Member

    What's all this alliteration cr*p?

    Call it Gordon
  8. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    I'm just showing off my education. What's your problem?
  9. drummerboy

    drummerboy Member

    And I'm just showing off my lack of education, hence the TV related comedy answer.
  10. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    What about "JustForMen"...

    ...as he's black and white - no grey areas....:roll:

    Mike - which way is the cloakroom?????
  11. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Just follow me Ian. I think I know a route that's largely out of direct line of explosion :)
  12. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    Brilliant! What could be better than a badget who loves mashed potato?

    I like Jimbert for a name.
  13. ScaryFlugel

    ScaryFlugel Member

    I don't got no problem, as they say across the pond. But I do got a teddy called Graham. Hang on, I think that might count as a problem... Anyway, Gordon was just a thought. "Gordon the Badger" - don't you think it has a certain ring to it ;)
    or how about "Splat"?
  14. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    How about.... tmpy :)
  15. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Final Fantasy Fan, Nuke?

    I like the sound of Bodger. My own suggestion would be Bob or Bill or Ben... (the last 2 were good enough for flowerpot men!)
  16. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

  17. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    Instead of Bodger what about "Boddington"

    "Bucky" could work too.
  18. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    What about "Mel"?

    (meles meles, latin name for the British badger)
  19. Di

    Di Active Member

    How about Brock? As in old english meaning badger? :p
  20. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    How 'bout Spot?