Ok here is one for you all to answer "What gender is your computer?" Is it Female because 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it. Or is it Male because 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on 2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.