What do we win?

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  1. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    any ideas yet BIg Boc?
     
  2. BOC Brother

    BOC Brother Member

    Details of the prize awarded to the winner will be made public in due course.
     
  3. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    Winner? What? What did we win? What did I miss? I'm confused is this the quiz task?
     
  4. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    I didn't know we were in it to win it!

    oh well!
     
  5. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    You 've got to be in it to win it!
     
  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Nice to see you ...


    *OK, lets please not start a catchphrase thread :(*
     
  7. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    Glad to see someone missed me! :D
    Been revising for my exam i had this morning, an then there was the football on sunday when i did have to join in the festivities an get slightly merry-it had to be done!
     
  8. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    *Works out if she realises what she's done, and wonders if she totally missed the emphasis on my post* ? :lol: :? :lol:
     
  9. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    She did think about that but then decided why try an be anything but a blonde!


    Don't try an be something you aren't! :wink:
     
  10. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    :lol:... <bitchy> Works for some people </bitchy>
     
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  12. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    ooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  13. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    eeee oooooo aahhh aahhh, ting tang walla walla bing bang, oooooo eeee oooooo aaaah ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang... :D
     
  14. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    Grease is the word dude
     
  15. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity
    Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
    Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way
    Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day
    I don't drink, or swear, I don't rat my hair, I get ill from one cigarette
    Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers, would you pull that crap with Annette?
    As for you, Troy Donohue, I know what you wanna do,
    You got your crust, I'm no object of lust, I'm just plain Sandra Dee
    Elvis, Elvis, let me be, Keep that pelvis far from me
    Just keep your cool now you're starting to drool
    Hey
    Fangool
    I'm Sandra Dee
     
  16. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    Guess mine is not the first heart broken, my eyes are not the first to
    cry
    I'm not the first to know, there's just no gettin' over you

    Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you
    But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else for me to do
    I'm hopelessly devoted to you

    But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
    I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
    Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you

    My head is saying "fool, forget him", my heart is saying "don't let go"
    Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
    I'm hopelessly devoted to you

    But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
    I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
    Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you
     
  17. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
    Why it's greased lightnin'!


    We'll get some overhead lifters, and four barrel quads, oh yeah
    Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
    Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
    I'll get the money, I'll see you get the money
    With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
    You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit in greased lightnin'

    Chorus:

    Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
    Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
    Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
    Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
    You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'


    We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
    A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
    With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
    You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin'


    chorus repeats 2x
     
  18. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    I spend my days just mooning,
    so sad and blue,
    so sad and blue I spend my nights just mooning,
    all over you (all over who?)
    Oh I'm so full of love, as any fool can see
    Cause ages up above, have hung the moon on me
    (Why must you go) why must I go on mooning,
    so all alone (so all alone)
    There would be no (there would be no) more mooning,
    if you would call me (I've found a phone)
    I'm lying by myself in bed, I cry and give myself the red eye
    Mooning over you I'll stay behind
    (you'll stay behind) you mooning forevermore (forevermore)
    Someday you'll find (someday we'll find)
    me mooning at your front door (at my front door)
    Oh, everyday at school I want ya, always will until I got ya
    Mooning too (there's a moon up tonight)
     
  19. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    come on babe why don't we paint the town
    and all that jazz
    I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down.
    and all that jazz.
    start the car, I know a whoopee spot,
    where the gin is cold but the piano is hot.
    It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
    And all that jazz.
    Slick you hair and wear you buckle shoes
    and all that jazz.
    I hear that father dipp is gonna blow the blues.
    and all that jazz.
    Hold on hun were gonna bunny hug,
    I bought some asprin, down at united drug
    In case you shake apart, and want a brand new start,
    to do that jazz.

    and all that jazz.

    and all that jazz.
    It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl
    And all that jazz.

    Listen your husband isn't home is he.
    No her husband is not at home.
    Find a glass were playing fast and loose
    And all that jazz.
    Right up here is where I store the juice.
    And all that jazz.
    Come on babe were gonna brush the sky,
    I betcha lucky lindy
    Never flew so high

    'cause in the stratosphere
    How could he lend an ear
    To all that jazz?

    Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
    Shimmy shake

    And all that jazz

    Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters
    break

    And all that jazz

    Show her where to park her girdle
    Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
    If she'd hear
    Her baby's queer
    For all that jazz!

    C'mon babe
    Why don't we paint the town?
    And all that jazz
    I'm gonna rouge my knees
    And roll my stockings down
    And all that jazz

    Start the car
    I know a whopee spot
    Where the gin is cold
    But the piano's hot

    It's just a noisy hall
    Where there's a nightly brawl
    And all that jazz!
    company.
    Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
    Shimmy shake
    And all that jazz

    Oh, shey's gonna shimmy till her garters
    break

    And all that jazz

    Show her where to park her girdle
    Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
    If she'd hear
    Her baby's queer
    For all that jazz!

    no, I'm no one's wife
    But, oh I love my life
    And all that jazz!

    That jazz!
     
  20. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    [ROXIE]
    The name on everybody's lips
    Is gonna be Roxie
    The lady raking in the chips
    Is gonna be Roxie

    I'm gonna be a celebrity
    That means
    Somebody everyone knows
    They('re) gonna recognize my eyes
    My hair my teeth my boobs my nose

    From just some dumb mechanics wife
    I'm gonna be Roxie
    Who says that murder's not an art?

    And who in case she doesn't hang
    Can say she started with a bang?
    Roxie Hart!

    Boys...

    [BOYS]
    They're gonna wait outside in line
    To get to see

    [ROXIE]
    Roxie
    Think of those autographs
    I'll sign,
    'Good luck to ya,'

    [BOYS]
    Roxie

    [ROXIE]
    And I'll appear
    In a lavalier that goes
    All the way down to my waist

    [BOYS]
    Here a ring,
    There a ring,
    Everywhere a-ring-a-ling

    [ROXIE]
    But always in the best of taste!

    (spoken)
    Mmmm, I'm a star!
    And the audience loves me!
    And I love them
    And they love me for loving them
    And I love them for loving me
    And we love each other
    And that's because none of us
    Got enough love in our childhoods
    And that's showbiz
    Kid

    [BOYS]
    She's given up her hum drum life

    [ROXIE]
    I'm gonna be sing it

    [BOYS]
    Roxie
    She made a scandal and a start

    [ROXIE]
    And Sophie Tucker will shit
    I know
    To see her name get billed below
    Roxie Hart

    [BOYS]
    Roxie...
    Roxie...
    Roxie...
    Roxie...
    Rox-ie...
    Roxie...
    Roxie...
     
  21. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    What did I start :shock:

    Long one this ...


    [LIZ]
    Pop
    [ANNIE]
    Six
    [JUNE]
    Squish
    [HUNYAK]
    Uh uh
    [VELMA]
    Cicero
    [MONA]
    Lipschitz!

    [LIZ]
    Pop
    [ANNIE]
    Six
    [JUNE]
    Squish
    [HUNYAK]
    Uh uh
    [VELMA]
    Cicero
    [MONA]
    Lipschitz!

    [ANNOUNCER]
    And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"

    [LIZ]
    Pop
    [ANNIE]
    Six
    [JUNE]
    Squish
    [HUNYAK]
    Uh uh
    [VELMA]
    Cicero
    [MONA]
    Lipschitz!
    (4X)

    [ALL]
    He had it coming
    He had it coming
    He only had himself to blame
    If you'd have been there
    If you'd have seen it

    [VELMA]
    I betcha you would have done the same!

    [LIZ]
    Pop
    [ANNIE]
    Six
    [JUNE]
    Squish
    [HUNYAK]
    Uh uh
    [VELMA]
    Cicero
    [MONA]
    Lipschitz!
    (2X)

    [LIZ (Spoken)]
    You know how people
    have these little habits
    That get you down. Like Bernie.
    Bernie like to chew gum.
    No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
    And I am really irritated, and
    looking for a little sympathy
    and there's Bernie layin'
    on the couch, drinkin' a beer
    and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
    Poppin'. So, I said to him,
    I said, "You pop that
    gum one more time..."
    and he did.
    So I took the shotgun off the wall
    and I fired two warning shots...
    ...into his head.

    [ALL]
    He had it coming
    He had it coming
    He only had himself to blame
    If you'd have been there
    If you'd have heard it
    I betcha you would
    Have dome the same!

    [ANNIE (Spoken)]
    I met Ezekiel Young from
    Salt Lake city about two years ago
    and he told me he was single
    and we hit it off right away.
    So, we started living together.
    He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
    fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
    And then I found out,
    "Single" he told me?
    Single, my ass. Not only
    was he married
    ...oh, no, he had six wives.
    One of those Mormons, you know. So that
    night, when he came home, I fixed him
    his drink as usual.
    You know, some guys just can't hold
    their arsenic.

    [ALL]
    He had it coming
    He had it coming
    He took a flower
    In its prime
    And then he used it
    And he abused it
    It was a murder
    But not a crime!

    [JUNE (Spoken)]
    Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
    carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
    minding my own business,
    and in storms my husband Wilbur,
    in a jealous rage.
    "You been screwin' the milkman,"
    he says. He was crazy
    and he kept screamin',
    "you been screwin the milkman."
    And then he ran into my knife.
    He ran into my knife ten times!

    [ALL]
    If you'd have been there
    If you'd have seen it
    I betcha you would have done the same!

    [HUNYAK (Spoken in Hungarian)]
    Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
    lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
    vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
    Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
    a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

    [JUNE (Spoken)]
    Yeah, but di you do it?

    [HUNYAK]
    UH UH, not guilty!

    [VELMA]
    My sister, Veronica and
    I did this double act
    and my husband, Charlie,
    used to travel round with us.
    Now, for the last number in our act,
    we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
    One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
    back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
    So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
    we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
    I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
    Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
    Well, I was in such a state of shock,
    I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
    It wasn't until later,
    when I was washing the blood off my hands
    I even knew they were dead.

    [VELMA]
    They had it coming
    [GIRLS]
    They had it coming
    [VELMA]
    They had it coming
    [GIRLS]
    They had it coming
    [VELMA]
    They had it coming all along
    [GIRLS]
    They had it coming all along
    [VELMA]
    I didn't do it
    [GIRLS]
    She didn't do it
    [VELMA]
    But if I done it
    [GIRLS]
    But if she done it
    [VELMA]
    How could you tell me that I was wrong?

    [VELMA]
    They had it coming
    [GIRLS]
    They had it coming
    [VELMA]
    They had it coming
    [GIRLS]
    They had it coming
    [VELMA]
    They had it coming
    [GIRLS]
    They took a flower
    [VELMA]
    All along
    [GIRLS]
    In its prime
    [VELMA]
    I didn't do it
    [GIRLS]
    And then they used it
    [VELMA]
    But if I'd done it,
    How could you tell me that I was wrong?

    [MONA(Spoken)]
    I loved Al Lipschitz
    more than I can possibly say.
    He was a real artistic guy...
    sensitive... a painter.
    But he was always trying
    to find himself.
    He'd go out every night
    looking for himself
    and on the way
    he found Ruth,
    Gladys,
    Rosemary and Irving.
    I guess you can say we broke
    up because of artistic differences.
    He saw himself as alive
    and I saw him dead.

    [ALL]
    The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
    The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

    [Group 1]
    They had it comin'
    [Group 2]
    They had it comin'
    [Group 1]
    They had it comin'
    [Group 2]
    They had it comin'
    [Group 1]
    They had it comin'
    [Group 2]
    They had it comin'
    [Group 1]
    All along
    [Group 2]
    All along
    [Group 1]
    'Cause if they used us
    [Group 2]
    'Cause if they used us
    [Group 1]
    And they abused us
    [Group 2]
    And they abused us
    [ALL]
    How could you tell us that we were wrong?

    [Group 1]
    He had it coming
    [Group 2]
    He had it coming
    [Group 1]
    He only had himself to blame.
    [Group 2]
    He only had himself to blame.
    [Group 1]
    If you'd have been there
    [Group 2]
    If you'd have been there
    [Group 1]
    If you'd have seen it
    [Group 2]
    If you'd have seen it
    [ALL]
    I betcha you would have done the same!

    [LIZ (Spoken)]
    You pop that gum one more time!
    [ANNIE (spoken)]
    Single my ass.
    [JUNE (Spoken)]
    Ten times!
    [HUNYAK (Spoken)]
    Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
    [VELMA (Spoken)]
    Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
    [MONA (Spoken)]
    Artistic differences.

    [LIZ]
    Pop
    [ANNIE]
    Six
    [JUNE]
    Squish
    [HUNYAK]
    Uh uh
    [VELMA]
    Cicero
    [MONA]
    Lipschitz!
     
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