What can you get Santa to do?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Ruthless, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. Ruthless

    Ruthless Member

    Has anyone seen this

    See what you can make santa do. He will pick his nose, kiss rudolph, strip and much more!!
  2. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - nice find but he can't get stuck in a chimney! :p
  3. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    or do a handstand!
  4. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    but he will wreck the tree, kick the reindeer and torture his elves.
  5. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    but he played baseball when I told him to play bagpipes!
  6. Vickitorious

    Vickitorious Active Member

    I've just married him.. :wink:
  7. Di

    Di Active Member

    He wouldn't knock the tree over for me.
  8. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    I think the way he kills the reindeer is really inhumane!
  9. needmorevodka

    needmorevodka Member

    Aw sweet, he gave me a Christmas present :D
  10. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - I hope you told your mum! :p
  11. Di

    Di Active Member

    So long as he keeps her in the style to which she's become accustomed, he can have her! ;)
  12. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - I hope this hasn't happened because of Ian Perk's unavailability ... :rolleyes:
  13. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    Probably got mod vibes from you!
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    So it's sleigh rides to Polysteel from now on then ;)
  15. Obi one Tromboni

    Obi one Tromboni New Member

    I found "destroy" quite amusing! :icon_lol:
  16. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I told him to do something rude and he just laughed at me...
    Ah. Just tried again with different rude thing and he did it. Must be an English/American language problem.
  17. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    I found him striping quite amusing! Even if it did mean he killed the raindeer in doing so!

    Santa Peed on the tree!! and he farts too! such a man!..............but then maybe im being a bit immature too!
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2006
  18. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - what did he do ... paint a zebra crossing? :tongue:
  19. Magico

    Magico New Member

    He will do a cartwheel though! He can play the trumpet too! Santa is a man of many talents!!!
  20. gawber

    gawber Active Member

    he will vomit too! :oops:

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