What can you get Santa to do?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Ruthless, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. Ruthless

    Ruthless Member

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    Has anyone seen this

    See what you can make santa do. He will pick his nose, kiss rudolph, strip and much more!!
     
  2. brassneck

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    - nice find but he can't get stuck in a chimney! :p
     
  3. Flutey

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    or do a handstand!
     
  4. SuperMosh

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    but he will wreck the tree, kick the reindeer and torture his elves.
     
  5. Flutey

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    but he played baseball when I told him to play bagpipes!
     
  6. Vickitorious

    Vickitorious Active Member

    I've just married him.. :wink:
     
  7. Di

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    He wouldn't knock the tree over for me.
     
  8. Flutey

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    I think the way he kills the reindeer is really inhumane!
     
  9. needmorevodka

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    Aw sweet, he gave me a Christmas present :D
     
  10. brassneck

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    - I hope you told your mum! :p
     
  11. Di

    Di Active Member

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    So long as he keeps her in the style to which she's become accustomed, he can have her! ;)
     
  12. brassneck

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    - I hope this hasn't happened because of Ian Perk's unavailability ... :rolleyes:
     
  13. SuperMosh

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    Probably got mod vibes from you!
     
  14. PeterBale

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    So it's sleigh rides to Polysteel from now on then ;)
     
  15. Obi one Tromboni

    Obi one Tromboni New Member

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    I found "destroy" quite amusing! :icon_lol:
     
  16. bigmamabadger

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    I told him to do something rude and he just laughed at me...
    Ah. Just tried again with different rude thing and he did it. Must be an English/American language problem.
    BMB
    xx
     
  17. sugarandspice

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    I found him striping quite amusing! Even if it did mean he killed the raindeer in doing so!

    Santa Peed on the tree!! and he farts too! such a man!..............but then maybe im being a bit immature too!
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2006
  18. brassneck

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    - what did he do ... paint a zebra crossing? :tongue:
     
  19. Magico

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    He will do a cartwheel though! He can play the trumpet too! Santa is a man of many talents!!!
     
  20. gawber

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    he will vomit too! :oops:
     
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