Welsh Pride - Lions & ebay

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by SuperHorn, Jun 22, 2005.

  1. SuperHorn

    SuperHorn Member

  2. SuperHorn

    SuperHorn Member

    Actually, ebay have removed the item from sale - however this is what it said.

    The much vaunted lions jersey, used, in size medium - ideal if you're the size of shane williams. However, BEFORE YOU BID ON THIS ITEM PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING; In my disgust, as a welshman, at Clive woodwards heavily biased selection for the game on Tuesday and hence his probable English team plus Brian O'Driscoll, for the first Test game I have decided to sell my jersey to show my contempt for the man. However, you should note that I have urinated on said jersey and, after running 10 miles in my barry john boots, I have also wiped said jersey in my sweaty **** crack. I then doused the jersey in petrol (old 4 star) and set it alight. Everytime the flames die down I also throw on more petrol and, at the moment, only Red Adair could put out the fire. Hence by the end of this auction the jeresy will not resemble the attached picture in anyway and may well be a small pile of ash. However, I would rather go on a date with Jade Goody to watch celebrity love island the movie, whilst listening to continuous loops of the crazy frog V's axel f on my ipod and have my teeth drilled with no anaesthetic (marathon man style), than wear this jersey again. I would prefer payment in £'s but would also consider payment in the form of jelly beans, cola bottles (fizzy ones) or, preferably, Clive Woodwards head on a stick. Serious bidders only please. Please contact me with any questions. Happy bidding On 21-Jun-05 at 19:46:41 BST, seller added the following information:As people have actually bid on this unfortunately I cannot now add pictures of the ceremonial burn. However, if you would like to see the pics let me know and I can email them to you. If u really want to bid you may want to check out the remnants first!
  3. LeDragon

    LeDragon Active Member

    Thats brilliant! :clap:

    I'm glad Gavin Henson stuck in a cracking performance yesterday - he's responded in a positive way to Clive Woodward predictably plumping for his England old boys for the first test.
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2005
  4. Pythagoras

    Pythagoras Active Member

    A novel suggestion:

    Woodward has picked the team he thinks has the best chance of winning, regardless of where they come from. Its fair enough to disagree with selections but all the claims of bias are pathetic. Would myself probably have Lewsey at fullback and Shane Williams on wing instead of Robinson, and would put Henson on the bench, but would probably still play both Jones and Wilkinson, but Woodward has proven succeess and knows a lot more about rugby than me.

    Forget the nationality of players while they are on tour.