WARNING TO ALL!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Maestro, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    I don't normally take notice of any of these 'warnings' type of emails, but I thought I would warn you all of this particular nasty 'thing' that is going around at the moment.


    I normally hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to
    everyone on your email list.

    If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
    asks you to show him your a*se, DO NOT show him your a*se.

    This is a scam; he only wants to see your a*se.

    I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now!!! :oops: :oops:
     
  2. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Ha ha no fucking way ha ha!!!
     
  4. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Old, but funny

    ;-) :lol:
     
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    And if he asks you 'Have you ever picked a buttercup?' answer, 'No. I don't know why people would leave their buttocks lying around in the first place.'
     
  6. Majoresteve

    Majoresteve Member

    :oops: i dont get it
     
  7. Heather

    Heather Member

    Ho Ho Ho ....very funny????
     
  8. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Have you ever picked a buttercup' = 'Have you ever picked a buttock up'

    Nope, I didn't say it was funny....... ;-)
     
  9. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


    kids! :p ;-)
     
  10. Majoresteve

    Majoresteve Member

    i still dont get it
    :?
     
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  12. Even I get that :idea:
     
  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    lol :roll: :D
     
  14. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I can't make it any more obvious if I try, Steve.... Not only did I not claim it was funny, it is also rather ancient (like most of my gags! ;-))

    'Have you ever picked a buttercup'
    (Read)
    Have you ever picked a buttock up?

    'No, why would anyone leave their buttocks lying around in the first place?'

    Or are you simply on a wind-up, Steve? :)
     
  15. 1st rule of comedy Dave?
     
  16. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    And what bit of 'Not only did I not claim it was funny' has escaped you? ;-)
     

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