Valentines Cards - What to write in them ?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Farmer Giles, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. Farmer Giles

    Farmer Giles Member

    as topic suggests.

    being a bloke i get a severe mental block on such things !

    thanks for your help
     
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  3. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have chlamydia,
    And now, so do you.
     
  4. wilearl

    wilearl Member

    Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    Some poems rhyme,
    and this one doesn't
     
  5. jockinafrock

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    Depends what you want from her...! ;)
     
  6. steve butler

    steve butler Active Member

    mmmmmmmmmmm

    How I admire your broad acres
    your rolling hills
    your hidden valleys
    I would so like to spread my silage on your verdant meadows

    Signed, Farmer Giles :tongue:
     
  7. superjobby

    superjobby Member

    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    God Made Me Pretty
    What Happened To you?

    :tongue:
     
  8. David Mann

    David Mann Member

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Fetch me socks
    and make a brew

    btw I know my wife doesn't look on here!
     
  9. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell."
    So what inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Three parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  10. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    Love maybe beautiful
    Love maybe bliss
    but I only slept with you,
    because I was p***ed.
     
  11. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    To whom it may concern

    Happy Valentines Day

    Kind regards

    x
     
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  13. StellaJohnson

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    Boooo!!
    You must be single:biggrin:
     
  14. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Nope, although I usually forget to buy cards for things like birthdays, christmas and valentines day. I remember the presents bit, I've just never seen the point in cards.
     
  15. jockinafrock

    jockinafrock Active Member

    How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
    I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
    My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
    For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
    I love thee to the level of everyday's
    Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
    I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
    I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
    I love thee with a passion put to use
    In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
    I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
    With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
    Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
    I shall but love thee better after death.


    Winner...! ;)
     
  16. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    and so am I
     
  17. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I am in love
    But not with you

    :)
     
  18. Farmer Giles

    Farmer Giles Member

    nice !
    the young lady in question (i think) knows how i feel and from what i can gather (from conversation) might feel something as well (here's hoping).
    now, given that we are not "romantically involved" any changes to your (great) suggestions ?
    thanks
     
  19. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    writing something yourself beats anything copied and pasted :)
     
  20. Farmer Giles

    Farmer Giles Member

    i quite agree.....
    just looking for inspiration !
     
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  22. Hells Bones

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    Let me lick you up and down til you say stop,
    Let me play with your body baby, make you real hot,
    Let me do all da tings you want me to do,

    Cos tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you!
     

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