Valentine Verses

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  1. drinkalot

    drinkalot Member

    I'm after some real corny valentine verses - and really can't remember any apart from

    My heart is like a cabbage
    and when its split in two
    the leaves I'd give to anyone
    but the heart I'd give to you.


    any others???????????? :)
     
  2. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    You could always try a less subtle approach


    Violets are blue,
    Roses are red.
    Wine me and dine me,
    Then take me to bed.
     
  3. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    supposedly Shakespeare was very romantic...

    so how about something from Macbeth?? I mean murdering a king would sweep any woman off her feet!!
     
  4. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    What a romantic, cultured, loving bunch we are... :dunno
     
  5. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Money's tight
    Times are hard
    So I made you a Valentine's Day Card
     
  6. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Did you make that up all by yourself?!
     
  7. Ann-Marie

    Ann-Marie Member

    Not all that romantic but I am sure it will keep some of you out there amused (and I am sure Dave Payn will know even more like this one!) :lol:

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet, and so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head


    :shock:

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
     
  8. asteria

    asteria Member

    Here are some more beauties! From an american competition to have the most romantic first line and least romantic second line (i've only posted the clean ones!).

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace.
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  9. backrowbloke

    backrowbloke Member

    Doh!

    Helen has just posted
    the rhymes that I found
    now I'll have to look
    for some more around
     
  10. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    please BRB.. there;s a thread for bad poetry you know...

    Kepps
    founder member, BPTA
     
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  12. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    found this one by Adrian someone...

    When I feel sad and weary
    When I think all hope is gone
    When I walk along High Holborn
    I think of you with nothing on.

    :D
     
  13. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    Adrian Henri

    Who also wrote the famous nostalgic/Scouse poem:

    You never wore Cologne.

    D
     
  14. gazrose

    gazrose Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got amnesia
    erm...... :?
     
  15. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm off to band
    so *~&*$* you!

    D
     
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  17. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are..... sort of purplish, aren't they?
     
  18. asteria

    asteria Member

    Sorry! Good attempt at a poem tho, at least you didn't just nick someone else's (like i did!) :D
     
  19. drinkalot

    drinkalot Member





    These are great verses, but not quite what I'm looking for :lol:


    I want to make this man believe he wants me, I've been trying for 8 years maybe I should give in!!!!! :lol: :lol:
     
  20. drinkalot

    drinkalot Member


    Now this is the sort of thing I'm after Cheers!!!!! :D
     
  21. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    Adrian Mitchell actually! It's called "Celia, Celia"
     
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