Unique Rabbits and Other Things

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by brasscrest, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. brasscrest

    brasscrest Active Member

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
    Polaroids

    6. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick

    7. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese

    8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite

    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck

    14. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers

    15. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog

    16. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka

    17. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes Whack! Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack!
     
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  3. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    LOL,thats great.
     
  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    ROFL at #15!
     
  5. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Q: What's a wok for????




    A: Fwowing at wabbits!!!!


    Puss
     
  6. Why don't cannibals eat devorced women?



    Because they are too bitter!
     
  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I am reminded of the elephant jokes...
    How many elephants can fit in a mini?
    4. 2 in the front 2 in the back

    How can you tell if theres an elephant in your fridge?
    Footprints in the butter.

    How can you tell if theres 2 elephants in your fridge?
    More footprints in the butter.

    How can you tell if theres 3 elephants in your fridge?
    More footprints in the butter.

    How can you tell if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?
    There's an empty mini outside.

    How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?
    None, it's full of elephants.

    There's more...
    BMB
    xx
     

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