UNCLASSIFIED:- OFFICAL GOVT NOTICE

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  1. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    UNCLASSIFIED:- OFFICAL GOVT NOTICE Importance: High

    MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
    SO NEXT SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL BRITISH WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBOURHOOD TERRORISTS.
    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSES TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL BRITISH WOMEN.
    SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

    THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS GREAT BRITAIN.
     
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  3. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    GENIUS.....I am sure it applies to the Grand Shield weekend too....
    wahooo
     
  4. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

    Naked banding in Blackpool...Woo-hoo :twisted:

    and also.... :guiness
     
  5. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    It certainly sounds like a good idea. Putting it into practice though could proove a little difficult
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Oh the problems we could solve if this were adopted in more than just walking the streets.
    Naked female security in Airports, they'd never get on another plane!!
    Naked female guards at guantanamo bay, the guilty ones would do themselves in, we could let the rest go without a costly trial!!

    The possibilities ar endless!! Top Idea.
    Lets hear it for naked British women!!
     

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