two monkeys and a macam.....

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  1. six pints

    six pints Active Member

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    two monkeys and a macam are in space. they here a vioce over the transmitter "houston to moneky 1, houston to monkey 1, is thye oxygen ok on board?". the monkey replies "ooooh ooohh aaah aaaah" (how do you type monkey noises anyway?)

    "houston to monkey two, houston to monkey two, is there plenty of fuel?"

    "oohh oooh aaah aaahhh!" the second monkey replies

    "houston to the macam, houston to ......"

    the macam interrupts "a knaa, a knaa, feed the monkeys and divvint press any buttons!"
     
  2. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

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    huh?

    What's a macam?
     
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Ha ha... I like that one!!! :D :D
     
  4. six pints

    six pints Active Member

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    someone from sunderland, the archenemy of all geordies
     
  5. DublinBass

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  6. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    It's obviously a cultural thing :)
     
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    geordiecolin Active Member

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    Good joke like Cheryl.

    Canny.
     
  9. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

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    Quite amusing I must say!
     
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